ATTENTION DU... Hillary Clinton does not have a penis.

[xultar]

THAT IS ALL.

[boston bean]

1. She can still give blow jobs though, no?

[xultar]

2. Oh yeah. I can't figure out why people are saying she signed the 2000 China Trade bill.

[boston bean]

5. Well your trying to figure out the unimportant shit. She is still

able to have a sex scandal. That is all that matters.

[xultar]

11. But if she didn't have a BJ then how can she have a sexual scandal.

[boston bean]

18. Maybe you're right, giving isn't as good as receiving.

In political terms of course

:rofl:

[BenDavid]

33. Oi! You little pishkeh!You think you're being cute saying that? I

never heard such narishkeit! You are really mishuggah! Such a shonda!

Shalom

[boston bean]

39. I'm not 100% sure what you mean, but I do wonder if receiving a bj is worse than giving one

and if Hillary becomes president and gives a bj, will it be a big deal.

[HughMoran]

3. Xultar is a comedian

:rofl:

...But she's got one heck of a set of ovaries on her!

[xultar]

16. Don't I though. Damn things need a ovary strap too. They are so large and in charge.

[HughMoran]

20. !

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

4. I know that

Some people can't figure out the difference between her and Bill, however.

[xultar]

6. But I figured since she didn't have a penis and we know Bill does then she's not Bill.

I don't know why grown ass men and women who say they are intelligent can't figure that shit out.

[MethuenProgressive]

7. Link?

[AlCzervik]

8. Good to know.

[xultar]

13. Yeah. I figured I'd better get the word out. Apparently it is news that she doesn' have a penis.

[AlCzervik]

17. i'm really glad i've been out most of the day so i missed all of it.

[xultar]

21. I just got back in too. I didn't know Hillary was President in 2000 and signed a China Trade bill.

That shit nearly knocked me off my ass.

[NastyRiffraff]

9. Another myth shattered!

No penis? Well, she'll never get MY vote! :sarcasm:

[xultar]

27. I love that picture of Elizabeth and John. I just love it.

[Seabiscuit]

10. She doesn't need one - she's got "The Clenis".

[xultar]

19. Nope she's got the Clintoris. Not the Clenis...see you're mixing it up again.

[boston bean]

23. ROFLMAO

[TriMetFan]

31. oh My Goodness.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Occam Bandage]

34. If I could bronze a word, that would be it.

[Seabiscuit]

40. OMG - now what have I started???

[Occam Bandage]

12. I'm tired of these unsubstantiated allegations against Democrats.

[xultar]

15. True. I've never been down there to look. I assume the breasts mean no penis.

But you never know.

[Occam Bandage]

22. While she *probably* doesn't, I don't want to go out on a limb with these kinds of attacks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

[robbedvoter]

14. How dare you intrerrupt the pissing contest?

:rofl:

[KennedyGuy]

24. yeah..but she has..the CLENIS..

and we all know what effect that has on the Obama gals..

[xultar]

26. Nope, she's got the Clintoris. Bill has the Clenis except when he's out., that's when she

keeps it in her purse.

[goldcanyonaz]

30. haha!

[arewenotdemo]

41. that explains the irascibility

[tandem5]

25. I KNEW IT!!! (in a Chandler Bing voice) nt

[jgraz]

28. This thread is useless without pictures

:hide:

[Mojambo]

29. Well, she's not getting mine! n/t

[Triana]

32. that's nice. she has no integrity and is uncouthe too ...(robo-calls)

...tell us somethin new.

[boston bean]

35. Attn DU: Triana does not have a sense of humor.

that is all

Come on, lighten up a little.

[Triana]

38. NOT right now I don't...

..particularly in regards to MS. Clinton.

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. ...

:thumbsup:

[boston bean]

37. U 2 lighten up and laugh.

[Lucinda]

42. Si....pero ella tiene cojones

[Political Heretic]

43. Trust but verify.