JOHN MCCAIN caption competition

[bidenista]

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[stevedeshazer]

1. I just pooped my Depends

[Zynx]

2. "My friends....That better not be Mitt Romney over there. I'll fucking kill him."

[AlCzervik]

3. "What part of there was a quart of strawberries left don't you assholes understand?"

[TwilightGardener]

4. "Do I see kids on my lawn over there?"

[jimshoes]

5. No it's not a comb-over, I do it like

that becuse I like the look.

[lwcon]

6. All the Tasers in the world can't keep John McCain from bombing Iran

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[lame54]

7. "You're ALL against me!"

[DesEtoiles]

8. No, my face is NOT MELTING OFF!

[Mother Of Four]

9. Maybe Chili for lunch wasn't such a good idea....

Or

McCain spots Chuck Norris in the crowd and says "Whos yer daddy!?"

Or

Where the hell did I leave my keys?

[Mother Of Four]

10. At that moment...

The blonde reporter behind McCain realizes he DID have chili for lunch.

[Sparkly]

11. And this one I learned from Derek Zoolander...

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. "I haven't taken a shit in 18 years."