BREAKING!-Hillary Sends Bill on Campaign Trip to Antarctica

[Hart2008]

Looks like Billary is going after votes at McMudo Base!

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton has sent her husband, former President Bill Clinton, on a "special campaign trip" to Antarctica that could last "six or seven months," Clinton aides confirmed today.

"From here on in, Bill is going to be our man in Antarctica," said top Clinton strategist Mark Penn. "We have sent him down there with enough food and firewood to last until the Democratic convention this summer."

The unexpected change in the former president's itinerary happened just hours after Mrs. Clinton's drubbing in the South Carolina primary, causing some party insiders to wonder if Mr. Clinton's mission to Antarctica represented something of a demotion.

The decision to dispatch Mr. Clinton to the South Pole also raised eyebrows because the continent of Antarctica does not participate in the so-called "Super Tuesday" primaries on February 5 and sends no delegates to the Democratic National Convention.

Mr. Penn attempted to tamp down all such speculation, telling reporters, "This race isn't about votes or delegates, it's about land mass, frozen tundra and penguins."

Andy Borowitz

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/hillary-sends-bill-on-cam_b_83452.html

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[ShortnFiery]

1. LOL ...

:rofl: Andy Borowitz :yourock:

[NastyRiffraff]

2. Hey, I wouldn't blame her

I know she defends him publicly, and I can't blame her for that, either. But he's really getting in the way, and I'm sure they've had "discussions."

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

3. I thought this was the Onion. LOL.

[Perry Logan]

4. Actually, it's more accurate than most DU posts about the Clintons.