Ohmigod, I totally saw Barack and Hillary kissing after the SOTU.

[Bicoastal]

At first, I saw Hillary looking at him, and he was like, not looking at her, and I was like, ohmigod--soooo rude!

And then she came up to me later, and was like "Why didn't he didn't shake my hand? I'm freaking sooooo bad!" and I was like--"Hillary, you deserve WAY better."

So then I went up to Barack and told her what she said, and he was like "Huh? I didn't even see her." And I was like, "you totally did."

And he was like, "Nu-uh." And I was like, "Yu-huh!"

And he was like "Just now? While I was shaking hands with Claire McCaskill?" And I was like "Ewwwww....you like her?"

But, later, they must have sorted it all out, because I was waiting outside for my dad to pick me up...and they were totally making out outside of the gym, right next to the soda machine.

For. Reals.

Honest--I saw the WHOLE THING!

[NYCGirl]

1. This is SOOOOO recommended!

[Blue-Jay]

2. They were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

[tammywammy]

3. bwahahaha

:rofl:


edited to add: recommended!!

[tridim]

8. You choo choo choose me!?

[geardaddy]

32. ..

[myrna minx]

57. LOL. "That's where I saw the leprechaun... He tells me to burn things!"

[Quixote1818]

4. LOL! Awesome! Well done!

:rofl: :kick: :hi: :thumbsup: :toast:

[mrreowwr_kittty]

5. This needs to be on the Greatest Page. Posthaste. nt

[Coexist]

6. yeah, but the only hooked up cuz Teddy passed Biden a note, and so Nancy

posted the shit on myspace (for REAL!) and word got to Dodd who told McCaskill who TOTALLY leaked it to Hillary.

No shit.

[Seabiscuit]

7. Very cute story ... it was like, really cool and stuff ...

Humor is always a good stabilizer ... For. Reals. :hi:

[goldcanyonaz]

9. LOVE IT! Great post.

[K8-EEE]

10. she's totally like, "omg!" and then he's all, "I'm so sure!"

Exactly! K&R!~

[donheld]

11. Was there tongue exchange?

Who slipped who the tongue first?

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

12. Like

OMIGOD!!!!!

[Blue_In_AK]

13. You're funny, Bicoastal.

I've noticed that about you. :thumbsup:

[eridani]

14. OMIGOD!!

I totally don't get it. For reals.

[WillyT]

15. ROFLMAO !!!

:applause::yourock::applause:

[Armstead]

16. I just saw the movie "Dick" on Cable -- it was like sooooo cool

You should see it if you haven't. I can just see the two main characcters in your post.

[Minimus]

26. I watched it also - very funny!

[Adelante]

17. Hm - If you said it happened in the Cloak Room, I might have believed you

That's the only place anything real happens ;)

[PVnRT]

18. Tongue or no tongue?

If Stephanie Herseth was in on that.....HAWT.

EDIT: typo

[terrya]

19. That kind of candidate love always makes me cry.

That's so darned wonderful and sweet.

BTW: humor in GD Primaries. Who knew? :-)

Recommended.

[Zueda]

20. I just hope he had his cootie shots!

[eridani]

21. Theres boy cooties and then theres girl cooties

Eeeyeeew! Totally gross, for real. Like, gag me with a spoon!

[DarkTirade]

59. Boy cooties are a myth. There are only girl cooties.

:P

[eridani]

60. Nu-uh!

The other way around. Totally! For Reals!

[DarkTirade]

61. Yuh-huh!

I know girl cooties are real. But I'm protected, I got my cootie shots.

[eridani]

62. I got my boy cootie shots too

Take THEM antibodies, ya testosterone-poisoned pustule! HHOK.

[DarkTirade]

69. Well then you got ripped off

because boy cootie shots don't exist. There are no boy cooties to protect against. :P

[eridani]

70. Well, if I don't have any boy cooties, the shots worked!

So there! Neenerneenerneener.

[CorpGovActivist]

22. Cool Beans Kick & Rec!

[zanne]

23. That's beautiful, BiCoastal! nt

[architect359]

24. Thanks! This is awesome!

Between your write up and Sniffa's story on Jesus' Obama endorsment - it helps with all the acrimony happening at the moment...

FWIW, ROFLOL! :applause: For, realz. :D

[Minimus]

25. And she passed him a note: Do you like me? Check yes or no.

[gorekerrydreamticket]

27. cause he's a good basketball player and has a cool MySpace page with like, a million friends....

[Zueda]

28. K&R

[Pacifist Patriot]

29. 'bout sums it up for me. thanks! K & R

[midnight]

30. I know the fun intended here....And it makes a very good point

of how unimportant issues are being discussed while the important ones going missing in action.... But when people go to the polls I want them to choose a candidate who has a plan worked out and has explained it.

[balantz]

31. And these people are applying to the American people

for the totally adult position of managing the country.

Ha ha, I'm laughing my bobby-socks off! Not!

[Seabiscuit]

33. Aw, maaaaaannnn! I used to have a babysitter who talked like that. :)

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

34. LOL Like OMG. n/y

[Eurobabe]

35. LOL

:rofl:

[populistdriven]

36. UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!1 ORLY! Did he ask her for a BLOWJOB?

[AspenRose]

37. Bwahahahahahaha

That. Is. BRILLIANT.

For. Realz. :rofl:

I won't watch CSPAN the same way again :-)

[swimmernsecretsea]

38. Gross! Did she touch his boy-thing?!

I heard you can totally get pregnant just from kissing, especially the French kind. Why do the French do such complicated things, like nails?

What was she wearing, by the way?

Oh, and does this make my butt look huge? Don't tell me, but maybe tell me. Hold on. This is my BFF. Rachel Maddow! Haven't heard from you in ages!

[SeattleGirl]

39. Wow! That is like, so TOTALLY AWESOME!

I mean, oh my gawd! I'm totally freaking too!

[Iggo]

40. OMG...High School...and recommended, of course.

[rucky]

41. That's NEVER supposed to happen in the first season!

Sam & Diane
Ross & Rachel
Maddie & David
Gopher & Julie
House & Cutty
Rourke & Tatu (I thought it would happen for sure).

and after it DOES happen, it's all downhill.

[swimmernsecretsea]

44. Nice scorekeeping! nt.

[GOPBasher]

42. LOL -- I'm REALLY laughing out loud, not just saying it! :-) n/t

[Deep13]

43. I heard they are going over Barack's place to listen to Journey records.

Totally! His parents are like gone for the whole weekend! I bet he takes his Dad's Ferrari for a ride.

[Catherine Vincent]

45. How odd?

This fabled thread makes the greatest with Obama supporters giving it over 70 recs and not one thread of the Obama snub makes the greatest. Weird.

Since this fabled page is on the greatest, I'll include these pics:


Obama snubbing Hillary


Obama looking shitty toward Hillary


Obama reaching over 2 senators to shake Bush's hand

[Deep13]

48. Yep, it's all about bringing people together! Captions: ...

Top--HC: "Ted! TE-E-E-E-ED!"

Center--HC: "I saw them touring at the Civic Center last year and they were totally awesome!"

Bottom--O.: "I'm sorry sir, this is VIP seating only. You'll have to sit in the public gallery."

[awoke_in_2003]

71. On that snub pic

everytime I see it I see two things- Hillary is looking at Ted. Her right hand is in front of Ted, not reaching back to Obama. Either way, I can't wait until this primary is over, I am sick to death of hearing bullshit from Obama and Hillary supporters (both here and in the news). There is another candidate (one who came in second in Iowa, but you wouldn't know that listening to the news).

[AtomicKitten]

46. K&R fer sure.

;)

[racaulk]

47. This post is a riot!!!

:rofl:

Awesome! :thumbsup:

K&R

[helderheid]

49. DUUUUUUUUUUUZY!!

:rofl: :yourock:

[AikidoSoul]

50. This post seems stupid to me

:thumbsdown:

I do have a sense of humor... but it doesn't seem even slightly funny. :shrug:

Glad to see you are all having such a good time though! :hi:

[bklyncowgirl]

51. OH MY GOD, like Bill's going to be sooo jealous--and who's going to tell Michelle?

[Sequoia]

52. That's so cute!-

Reminds me of "8 Simple Rules..."

(I miss John Ritter)

[IndyOp]

53. Okay - I can't help myself. Look what I just found on Lolcats...

:rofl:

[Neshanic]

54. That sounds slightly TORRID! She like wants to have a million of his babies.

[cottonseed]

55. This made Greatest?

I don't know, maybe I'm just old fashioned, but doesn't the whole tone of this thread strike same inane chord as the intended target?

[myrna minx]

58. Shhh...it's called satire. Welcome to DU.

:hi:

[Dollface]

56. I am like, soooo.... like ROFL

:rofl:

[quakerboy]

63. Rock

[RestoreGore]

64. Hilllary and Barack sitting in a tree... Kissing...

First comes love... then comes marriage...Then comes...Well, you know. Way to make a good point. lol.

[Olney Blue]

65. Were they Freedom kissing?

[frogcycle]

66. ok, so I wasn't even going to log in tonight

but this post had like 99 recs and i just couldn't, you know, just LEAVE it like that so I logged in and gave it number 100.

[mrmx9]

67. Kissing the asses of other senators no doubt - to get their endorsements!

[shugah]

68. zOMG!!! RU sure????

pwned!!!

highly amusing, Bicoastal! lulz.