Misogynistic, brainwashed iPod owners only: Check in here!

[Bonobo]

Hi. I hate chicks and I've got a 60G 5th generation in my pocket!

I can't wait til the Appointed One takes his place on the throne. Only then will Salvation come to us. Amen.

Who's with me?!?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

1. lol

[Bonobo]

2. Sorry, "Ignored". Something must have put me off you in the recent past.

I'm not ready to make friends yet.

[Coexist]

3. I am ashamed to say, that in the years I have been at DU

I have avoided the Ignore feature. I now have a list 12 strong - and the above poster is on mine too.

On the bright side - it has made this forum seem much less obnoxious!

[Tom Strong]

Add me to that list. I'd be honored. n/t

[Coexist]

10. why?

[Blue-Jay]

4. How did you reply to someone on "Ignore"?

You took them off and put them back on, didn't you?

[Bonobo]

8. I did not reply to them. I replied to my own OP. nt

[Blue-Jay]

11. There's me not paying attention again.

Still...if you've taken the time to ignore someone, you'd probably be best not posting things at them.

[Bonobo]

13. True. But I was concerned that they felt I was ignoring them... go figure.

[Sulawesi]

23. I have the same person ignored...go figure...wonder who it is...

[Colobo]

5. Me!

[Renew Deal]

6. iPod Touch here

:rofl:

[Bonobo]

9. Bastard! Those came out like 6 months after I got my iPod!

[Kutjara]

7. I hate women, but I have an iPhone.

Can I still be in your club?

[Bonobo]

12. Yes, but I hate you for having an iPhone.

But any woman haters are okay with me!

[Kutjara]

16. Cool.

I think we'll be able to suppress our mutual loathing, as long as we're united by our overpowering misogyny. It's sort of the same principle that binds the Republican Party together.

[TexasObserver]

27. Who's your favorite Little Rascal? Is it Spanky?

I have the first responder on IGNORE, too. I joined so I could put the attack machines on IGNORE.

When poster A says "Hillary sucks on the IWR," and poster B says "no, you suck!" That's enough for me. The first comment is acceptable, because it is aimed at a candidate. The second is not acceptable, because it's an attack on a poster expressing an opinion. Life is so much easier with all the nutjobs on IGNORE.

[Bonobo]

28. My favorite is Alfalfa.

[boston bean]

14. I'm not a misogynist and I don't have an Ipod. when amageddon comes, I will not be invited i guess.

[Bonobo]

19. You will be "left behind", alone and iPod-less. How sad.

[smalll]

15. iPod free - for Hillary!

Can someone put together an "avatar" of an ipod with the no-smoking sign over it? I think it would be well-appreciated and quite a popular choice if someone could get that put together for us soon! ;)

[smalll]

25. Here's a couple pics on the net at least for people to work with:

Nice, but it doesn't have those annoying white wires clearly visible (the most obvious marker of the iPod People)--


This one is at least offers an idea: could we superimpose the no-smoking sign over one of these ubiquitous silhouttes of an iPod with snot-nosed trustafarian attached?

[Buzz Clik]

17. One out of three ain't bad. I'm brainwashed to believe that iPods suck and ...

... all Obama supporters are misogynist.

:woohoo:

[Withywindle]

18. Well, I'm a woman but like a lot of GenXers, I can't afford an iPod.

Oh, I'm an Obama supporter, does that disqualify me? :D

I was so excited on election night '92. No argument it was a huge improvement over the 12 years prior. But it was never great enough to make me feel nostalgic.

[Bonobo]

20. Women can be misogynists, but they can't officially join the woman-haters club.

And with no iPod, you really can't be frivolous and naive enough to be an Obama supporter.

You must be hard as nails and pragmatic. Go join the Hillary side. That's the side for the "adults".

[Withywindle]

26. What if I admit....

...that I think he's hot? :blush:

Will that make me frivolous enough?


Oh! Oh, I know! I only have a cell phone, no land line! That must mean I'm flighty and irresponsible enough, right?

[cooolandrew]

21. I understand the irony but it will go down like a lead ballon on here. positive positive is the way.

[cooolandrew]

22. I think most Democratic men are far from mysognist. Any issues with HRC are on policy alone.

[JVS]

24. So mote it be, brother. We'll celebrate at the whorehouse.

But I have an Mp3 player, and not an Ipod.

[Evergreen Emerald]

29. Is that 60g's in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me?