Anyone got any good nicknames for McCain?

[calmblueocean]

I've heard him called Walnuts and McGrandpa. Do you have a favorite name for our most likely opponent in 2008? (Points for cleverness.)

[yourout]

1. Uncle Fester.

[Avalux]

2. Lizard Neck and/or Mr. Combustible

[FrenchieCat]

3. McCan't for 100 years be President.

[mth44sc]

4. Lt. Cmdr. Philip Francis Queeg n/t

[Bicoastal]

5. McCain in the Membrane.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

6. The Pander Express,

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

34. Lol! Here, this is for you:

[TexasObserver]

7. The Mad Mayor of Munchkin Land

[Whisp]

8. ' The Turtling' always comes to mind.

thing is he does look like a turtle to me and he's a piece of shit. ;)

[goldcanyonaz]

9. He reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn.

[TwilightGardener]

10. The Sacrificial Dole.

[sjdnb]

11. No, but I like to refer to him as the

old dude who isn't quite sure what he believes in except he knows he likes to blow shit up.

[ordinaryaveragegirl]

12. Straight Hawk Express

Remember...he's the one that wants us in Iraq for 100 years, folks!

[yurbud]

13. Bush-hugger

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[KittyWampus]

15. Geezer? the GET-OFF-MY-LAWN Guy?

[DiamondJay]

16. Ho Chi Minn's Best Friend

for all the secrets he gave to them in pow camp. Or better yet, Bush III

[KittyWampus]

17. that is just.... twisted.

I'm afraid to laugh at that.

[madeline_con]

18. Do you have anything to back that up?

I suspect that's a cheap shot.

He was a p.o.w. and that's a hell of a sacrifice. At least show some repsect for that.

[DiamondJay]

19. he betrays his party, why not his country?

www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnmccain.com i mean if people can believe Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, why can't we believe this?

[madeline_con]

21. I stand corrected.

Maybe it's not a cheap shot. I'll have toresearch this.

[Endangered Specie]

24. Even if it is a cheapshot, we should use it...

Republicans for too long have had the monopoly on swiftboating our guys (Kerry, the Georgia Senate race)

We should return them the favor. I don't care how nasty it seems.

[madeline_con]

27. After what I've been reading, I don't know if I'd

call it swiftboating. He sounds pretty unsavory. thanks for the info. :hi:

[calmblueocean]

20. McCuddles, The Sweaty Hug, My Friends, Mister Whisper, Cheeks McSneery

I'm sure there's more... :)

[Joe the Revelator]

22. McCodger

[Endangered Specie]

23. McCan't, McCane, The Double Talk Express

[tomreedtoon]

25. How about The Manchurian Candidate?

Raymond Shaw is the kindest,
bravest, warmest, most wonderful
human being I've ever known in my
life.

The Republicans are saying that about McCain, aren't they?

[Stardust]

26. McCrypt-Keeper

[Straight Shooter]

28. Craven McCain. n/t

[chitty]

29. I like

McCain The Grumpy.

It has an old world feel to it.

[NMMNG]

30. McBraindead?

:shrug:

[my2sense]

31. McInsane n/t

[Ravy]

32. McCan't nt

[Ravy]

33. Bumper sticker: McCain's not Abel

[applegrove]

35. Lay down Johnny