BREAKING: THE OBAMABURGER !!
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BREAKING: THE OBAMABURGER !!
A patty of Kenyan BEEF under a slab of melted CHANGE, topped with the secret sauce of BELIEF, sandwiched between two slices of HOPE. <==HOPE==> :wow: ---BELIEF-- ---CHANGE-- ---OBAMA--- <==HOPE==> Eat up America! It's good for you!
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Sun Feb-03-08 11:56 PM
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:39 AM
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12. The Hillary Burger would be served cold
It'll do the job and fill your stomach, but it doesn't taste well going down. ;-)
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:57 AM
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:13 AM
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16. The patty would be ground from cold shoulder. :) n/t
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:28 AM
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26. If you get a hot one it's probably
Bill's meat. :hide: :evilgrin:
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:17 AM
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:23 AM
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:26 AM
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23. and worse coming back up
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:27 AM
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24. Are men also referred to as "cold"
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:27 AM
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25. Yesterday he was calling her a lesbian
So to his mind, this is probably an improvement.
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Mon Feb-04-08 04:36 AM
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30. Is lesbian a bad thing?
'cause I have had lesbian co-workers for the last 12 years or so and they seem like real people to me. Pretty much normal and definitely more entertaining than your average Joe. Or Jane. :shrug: One thing I've noticed about them - a lot of them really like to tell it like it is. Perhaps that's threatening to some people. I personally like it. (P.S. Could that be a clue that HRC isn't lesbian?)
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Mon Feb-04-08 06:02 AM
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32. I don't believe you read the post clearly...
I said "So to his mind this is probably an improvement."
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Mon Feb-04-08 07:53 PM
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Tue Feb-05-08 03:33 PM
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51. So is it bad to be a lesbian hamburger?
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:16 PM
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41. Obama says hers would be made with rump roast.
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Tue Feb-05-08 03:28 PM
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49. Revenge is best when served cold.
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Tue Feb-05-08 03:32 PM
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Sun Feb-03-08 11:57 PM
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Mon Feb-04-08 09:20 AM
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37. That's what I was thinking...
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Sun Feb-03-08 11:57 PM
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3. 0 calories because it's imaginary
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Sun Feb-03-08 11:59 PM
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Mon Feb-04-08 07:55 PM
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46. Can I get mine with extra unity?
I'll be blowing my diet but what the hell.
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:00 AM
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is there a vegetarian option?
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:00 AM
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5. I thought it's called the Kumbaya hamburger
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:02 AM
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6. I prefer a big Hillary Salad
Big leafy policies, ripe cherry red chunks of experience, and topped off with grated substance.
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:25 AM
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22. grating, you got that right
and nothing about Hillary brings "ripe cherry" to mind
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:29 AM
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28. this thread is craaaaazy!
Edited on Mon Feb-04-08 01:29 AM by TheDonkey
:rofl:
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Mon Feb-04-08 09:29 AM
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39. You forgot the 150 lbs. of baloney on top of the salad. n/t
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:03 AM
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7. When do I get my pony?
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:06 AM
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:05 AM
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8. and it is McCain's dream "opposition"
...Obama's previous race was against a Republican whose wife (in the midst of a divorce) outed him for visiting sex clubs. That gave the Dem candidate an automatic win.
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:27 AM
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10. This would make a great campaign poster, why don't you make a big poster & send it in?
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:30 AM
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11. Once swallowed, becomes a republican-lite shit sandwich.
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:46 AM
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13. Yep. With a bitter aftertaste. n/t
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Mon Feb-04-08 12:51 AM
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14. Let me guess; 0 calories?
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:22 AM
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Barack's "change" burger: Hillary's "change" burger:
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:23 AM
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20. LOL the bandwidth you're stealing from calls that the "FAKE BIG BURGER"
Unintended irony is always best!
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:24 AM
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21. It's only fake to those who choose not to believe; the blue skeptics!
Edited on Mon Feb-04-08 01:24 AM by FrenchieCat
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:29 AM
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27. Your mouth is certainly big enough to eat that big ass
burger...just saying. :eyes:
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Mon Feb-04-08 03:31 AM
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29. Yep. Me and Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansen
were built that way. It's a gift of nature. Thanks! :hi:
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Mon Feb-04-08 04:37 AM
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31. Can I get a side of Yes We Can with that?
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Mon Feb-04-08 06:09 AM
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33. Yuk. I'm for Obama but he sounds awful as a hamburger.
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Mon Feb-04-08 06:09 AM
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34. You'd rather eat Hilly's shit on a shingle double decker?
Take one slab of a race baiting former prez add velveeta one slice of a former first lady and corporate lawyer add "competence" top with a healthy dash of entitlement add a large dollop of DLC Enjoy, hillbots.
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Mon Feb-04-08 09:13 AM
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36. Hey, shit on a shingle is good.
at least with the right ingredients...
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Mon Feb-04-08 04:34 PM
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Mon Feb-04-08 06:32 AM
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35. No wonder Obamites love that little vomiting emoticon!
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Mon Feb-04-08 09:24 AM
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Mon Feb-04-08 01:01 PM
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the hand massaged Kenyan beefcake. Even Clara Peller can find it.
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Tue Feb-05-08 03:21 AM
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48. 'the hand massaged Kenyan beefcake.' - good God.
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Mon Feb-04-08 11:23 AM
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40. I prefer mine with hard work and responsibility.
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Mon Feb-04-08 07:52 PM
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44. I'm a vegetarian! BEEF is BAD for the ENVIRONMENT!
Edited on Mon Feb-04-08 07:59 PM by demo dutch
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Mon Feb-04-08 07:57 PM
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47. I'll take a Hillary deluxe.
That'd be Walmart brand generic cheese product, meat that's been in the freezer since 1992, and a waffle, sandwiched between two pieces of white bread.
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