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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 12:49 PM
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Poll question: Which candidate do you think would give the best (non-sexual) massage?
Hey, you never know when it might come in handy...
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 12:50 PM
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1. Chelsea Clinton
Yeah, baby!

:evilgrin:

--p!
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mtnsnake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 12:52 PM
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2. C'mon now. Chelsea won't be a candidate until at least 2016.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 01:08 PM
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7. I want to get on that bandwagon early
Since so many Obamans are writing Barack love poetry, I thought I'd write a haiku for Chelsea:

Wonderful Chelsea
When I manage your campaign
Every vote will count

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LongTomH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 12:53 PM
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3. Where's the option for: "This is a really silly poll?"
nfm
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 12:55 PM
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4. Just tryin' to ease the tension a little around here.
Speaking of tension, you look a little stiff...

Just hop up here, and let my fingers do the work.
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 12:56 PM
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5. Hillary
If I got a massage from Barack -- I'd be too turned on.
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 12:59 PM
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6. I voted the last option, and it would be with DK's wife...
Edited on Mon Feb-04-08 12:59 PM by Solon
He's going to kill me. :hide:

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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 01:09 PM
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8. McCain
don't let the gimpy arm fool you.
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