Heaven help the next fool that calls my house and attempts a push poll

[AlCzervik]

[AroundtheBend]

1. Preach on, Sista!

[Mz Pip]

2. I haven't been answering my phone

But I might tonight.

I think I'll just let them yammer on and tie up the line for as long as possible. Maybe it will prevent them from annoying a couple of other people.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[AlCzervik]

3. they called my cell pphone last night--the one last safe thing.

i was so mad, 9:00pm on s sunday night.

[zabet]

4. The next push poller that calls my house....

I am going to make out like I am
a cop investigating a murder at this
residence and I need to know who they
are and why they are calling this number.
I will add that they must stay on the
line until I get legal clearance to
authorize they are 'free to go'. After
I am assured they will stay on the line,
I will lay the phone down on the counter
and walk away.

[AlCzervik]

5. i heard an wav of that phone call once on Don and Mike, that was pretty damn funny

poor tele marketer.

[zabet]

6. Yes!

If I wasn't too dang lazy,
I have that file somewhere.
I wouldn't carry it as far as
the original prankster, I would
just leave them hanging.
Can't you just picture some push
poller scared to hang up the phone!
:rofl: