...everyone... just STOP!!!!

[dionysus]

HAMMER TIME!!!

now back to your regularly scheduled primary wars :)

[dionysus]

1. ...he's dope on the floor and magic on the mic...

[TwilightGardener]

2. 2 Legit 2 Quit! (the primary wars, that is)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

3. Thank You.

You most DEFINITELY got me with that one, and it was very much appreciated. :)

[dionysus]

5. sure thing bud!

:hi:

[racaulk]

4. ROFL!

You got me with that one! Thanks! :rofl:

[Blarch]

6. fuck that...

[TheDeathadder]

15. wow

only on DU

this place is tough ;)

[dionysus]

22. you wanna play dirty...

i see your vanilla ice and raise you Rico Sauve...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04&feature=related

[TheDeathadder]

28. Son of a bitch

I demand this thread get locked

[dionysus]

31. ...

:)

[143tbone]

34. Well that was one big guitar

No really. Maybe it was the camera angle.

[Blarch]

42. You clearly don't know who ...

your dealing with. I will just go nuclear right now to save you the trouble...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMYoUVrkFYE

[bunnies]

7. Cant touch this! nt

[Armstead]

8. I happenede across Hammer on Trinity Broadcast Net a little while ago

He's now a fire breathing preacher man.

I guess that badass rap thing didn't go so well.

[Jed Dilligan]

12. Oh, he never portrayed himself as a badass rapper

Just a dancin' clown. And BEFORE he was popular he was billed as MC Hammer the Holyghostboy.

Not all black musicians are gangstas--jeeze.

[Armstead]

17. He went through a brief badass phase

[Jed Dilligan]

19. Was it more or less serious than MJ's "Bad"?

Boy, who knew how bad he really was...

[dionysus]

20. after his initial fame died, he was briefly signed by Death Row Records, Dr Dre's label... LOL

let's say that phase failed... ;)

[Jed Dilligan]

23. I didn't know that... sorry

I was in HS in Oakland during his meteoric rise but after that I had little occasion to think about him (except for my parody rap "Eschertime: Can't Draw This").

[dionysus]

21. did you know... (lame trivia factoid)

he was called Hammer because when he was little he was a batboy for the Oakland A's, and ppl told him he looked like "hammering" Hank Aaron...

[Jed Dilligan]

24. I forgot about him being a batboy

[dionysus]

25. i uh,... owned the tapes when i was in jr high :(

[Jed Dilligan]

26. Were you in Oakland?

[dionysus]

27. Maine.

[Jed Dilligan]

30. He's such an Oakland figure

I sometimes forget he had nationwide fame!

[Blondiegrrl]

46. Betcha he's backing Huckabee.

[Flabbergasted]

9. LOL....!!!

[Kitty Herder]

14. Gag! Looks like they're going to kiss.

[Bucky]

10. Oh God, guess what song you just got stuck in my head.

You suck. ( :) But thanks, anyway)

[Indenturedebtor]

11. BWAHAHAHA

No one here will believe me but I swear when I read that my brain spat out "Hammer Time" :rofl:

very nice :D

[TheDeathadder]

13. classic hammer time

[izzybeans]

16. I'm 2 legit to quit

at this point.

[Kitty Herder]

18. Thanks for the laugh. And the memory. I had a

pair of hammer pants in 7th grade. So did everyone in my class.

Oh, the shame!

[blogslut]

29. Here's his best video ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

;)

[dionysus]

32. YOU FUCKER!!!!!

$%$%$#!@%&^*&^*

[blogslut]

33. sry

eep

:hi:

[dionysus]

35. after doing it to other people, how easily I fell victim...

;)

[blogslut]

36. shhh

;)

[tandem5]

37. you know I think this is the only good thing to have come out of this forum nt

[dionysus]

38. sometimes i aim to please

:)

[blogslut]

39. Why thank you

I've been addicted here for the last few days. I said I wouldn't stay but I. CAN'T. LEAVE.

But seriously, having been heavily entrenched in this madness, I have read links and articles provided by fellow DUers that explain each candidate's platforms and histories. Granted, those posts come far a few in GD:P but they are here.

Now, if I could just find the strength to stay away from GD:P forevar. That would be so nice.

[tandem5]

40. I'm ashamed to admit that I used to take this forum somewhat seriously...

but now I just come for the silliness.

[blogslut]

41. shhh

;)

[Capn Sunshine]

43. Indeed

I've been here for seven years, and it's always like opening the door and stepping into a food fight at the freakshow cafeteria tent.

[blogslut]

45. I Am a GD:P-holic

I need help.

[Capn Sunshine]

44. I can't believe I ever hated that

I think I'm going to use it as a theme song if I get a radio show.

It's always nice to see someone who dances worse than you. :rofl: