Hillary Sells Own Tears on eBay

[proud2BlibKansan]

‘Hail Mary’ for Cash-strapped Campaign

In a bold strategy to raise funds for her cash-strapped presidential campaign, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton today announced that she was selling her own tears on the popular auction site eBay.

After lending her campaign $5 million of her own money prior to the Super Tuesday primaries, Mrs. Clinton’s resources were reportedly tapped out, leading her to auction off vials of her own tears with a suggested opening bid of $10,000.

While the posted eBay description of her tears does not attribute any healing properties to them, it does claim that their historic value could be priceless.

Mrs. Clinton’s decision to auction off her own tears, while admittedly an unorthodox strategy, was not nearly as unusual as some of the other fundraising ideas floated by her campaign in recent days, sources said.

According to sources close to the New York senator, Mrs. Clinton had toyed with a number of unusual strategies, including marrying former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney.

more . . . http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[Donnachaidh]

I'm never amazed by the depths some Bamaholics will go

it's just SAD.

[Cha]

6. Read your own fucking

post and you can see what sad is.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. I don't believe Borowitz is a Bamaholic

[IndianaGreen]

1. I found a potato chip with an image that resembles Hillary crying

I think I'll sell it to some sucker on e-Bay.

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. It would get a higher price if you said it was Jesus

[Xipe Totec]

2. I like the idea; it could actually work

but marrying mittens is a non-starter.

[thunder rising]

3. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

[Cha]

4. I heard they were

the alligator's.

[Tennessee Gal]

5. Humor?

You failed.

:thumbsdown:

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. I find it sad that you lack a sense of humor