Left shoe wars!

[LaurenG]

I heard there was a place here that was worried about which shoe would work best for the left foot.

I personally like the practical hard working shoe but I need it to be flexible as well as stylish. It must never be too involved and focused to disrespect another left shoe. It must fit the union man the modern feminist and had better not support any facility with “Olive” in the name. It must fit breast feeders and artists. It should be totally comfortable in the halls of congress, the Ritz Carlton and be able to maneuver well as on the farm. It needs to understand the “enemy” and have grace and charm.


I do think that if the mate of the left shoe is involved in this shoe race it needs to be careful, otherwise the shoe will be blamed that it can't keep the mates tongue in it's proper place. Which brings me to another point. Slip on or tie?


It has to have at least a 2 inch heel to dig into any other shoe who is attacking it or any random slithery snake, as there are several species; from the “faux” snake, to the the not to swift and pretty stupid boater snakes. It must have the foresight to know when to fight and when to shut up. How can we ever find the perfect shoe?

What if we don't, should we just refuse to wear left shoes.

:wow:

[stellanoir]

1. LOL How about a lovely suede boot. . .?

They're like wearing nothing at all.

[LaurenG]

2. Only if they are vegan suede!

:rofl:

[stellanoir]

3. "vegan suede"

That's hysterical.

When I was much younger during one of my extended vegetarian phases, I worked for a while at a emporium that sold leather products.

People would ask me if I didn't think such employment was hypocritical given my dietary preferences. I used to joke, "not at all because all of these goods were made from animals that died of entirely natural causes."

Some actually believed me for a moment or two. Some would just look perplexed.

It was fairly funny.

[LaurenG]

4. Would this be similar to "road kill" shoes?

No I guess not. :rofl:

[lovelaureng]

5. Don't forget about the flip flop!

:hi:

[LaurenG]

6. Hi !

I should have known you would show up here. :hug: :* :9