If you support Hillary, it's time to pack up your bags and just go home.

[PresidentObama]

We lost.

We lost I tells ya.

Hillary Clinton is doomed.

Doomed, I say.

Why? The Obama supporters say so.

The polls, they say. If Hillary were ahead, they'd discredit them. Say they're wrong. They'd tell us not to rely on polls. Polls are wrong. And even though they were ahead by a good margin in New Hampshire, and lost, they don't seem to learn the lesson.

And oh, did you hear Bill Clinton is fundraising at the take a penny leave a penny at the 7-11's around the country? It's the new Clinton fundraising ploy. I mean, didn't the Obama supporters tell you Hillary was broke? Forget that she's added 90,000+ donors since Super Tuesday. Compared to Obama, she's got nothing. Nothing, I tells ya. Obama runs out of toilet paper, and uses his campaign cash instead.

In closing, Hillary is doomed.

Obama is the nominee.

Forget that the nominating process is still going on.

DU is right, you're wrong, and you should all go home and cry.

John McCain has your goody bag on the way out.

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. The polls have Obama up by 20 today yet?

[PresidentObama]

3. Does it matter? He won. DU said so.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Oh, the drama...

Can we nominate DU for an Oscar?

[Fredda Weinberg]

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It's my first disappointment in life!!! How wil I react?

Thank you for this satire.

[KittyWampus]

17. satire depends on an element of truth to work. Obama supporters aren't the ones deluded.

We don't think our candidate has won yet.

We NEVER though of him as inevitable.

[Fredda Weinberg]

19. Nor did we ever feel our candidate was inevitable. The MSM is

playing that game. HRC supporters, by and large, are hard-headed participants who are ready for a fighting candidate. Good luck w/the lightweight!

[oldtime dfl_er]

5. er...what's the delegate count?

I realize it could change by the end of the day today, but right now Hillary has more.

[PresidentObama]

8. Delegates don't matter anymore. If it's on DU, it's the truth. So don't doubt me.

I have no source.

But that's never really mattered, right?

[bidenista]

6. lol

Agree with the OP. She's sunk.

BUT don't forget that she's still the front-runner. She may be losing, but she's definitely the front-runner.

Thus saith the group-witness to Obama. And thus it must be. Amen.

[onehandle]

7. Xenu is pleased with this absolute truth.

[surfermaw]

9. I don't think I will go home until the last dog dies

Whith you sending this old time Democrat home, I would be carfull, November has yet to come.

[rodeodance]

10. Ha--Thank god I do not listen to the Obamababy whin for us to bail out.

Why? The Obama supporters say so.

[Rock_Garden]

11. We're doomed, with just a crust of bread left to us, and....the nomination.

[kurth]

12. Unite NOW, or you're a traitor

I mean, heathen heretic.

[PresidentObama]

13. Vote (Barack) or die

[emilyg]

14. I am home and very happy.

Go Hillary!!!

[MonkeyFunk]

15. She should just use

her extraordinary powers to go back in time and drop out before Iowa. It's only fair.

[cali]

16. Oh please. stop the whining. There have been THREE

Obama should drop out threads by Clinton supporters just today. I don't start a new thread to whine about it.

[PresidentObama]

18. I don't go around counting the various threads. Apparently you do.

I logged onto DU to see a "Should Hillary drop out?" thread and it added to the posts in the past few days that Obama supporters are pushing that Hillary is doomed, and Obama has it in the bag.

Which when they're virtually tied isn't even close to true.