Forget Being The First Woman, If Hillary Is Elected, She'll Be...

[THUNDER HANDS]

The first president with a mullet.



business in the front, party in the back.

:hide:

[slick8790]

1. Come on, magic rat.

That's not cool.

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. it's just humor

jeez, are we that touchy in here now?

[slick8790]

18. Well I understand.

But lately everyone has been hyper-sensitive about sexism/racism/ageism/and every other -ism. I'd rather not see things that allow clinton supporters to bash us Obama supporters as sexists and whatnot.

[Bucky]

29. How is antimulletism sexist? Have you, sir, no sense of Billy Ray Cyrus?

Billy Ray Cyrus, who is like unto a messiah for the mulletted masses?

[slick8790]

35. Hey, no fan of mullets here.

My uncle has a mullet. They're terrifying. Just trying to elevate things a bit, ya know? I'd rather we didn't take cheap shots at Hillary and give her supporters ammo. I'd rather we be the better people we are :).

[quickesst]

69. Obama supporters...

can probably relax. It would be hard to top being bashed as racists. That would include anyone who supports Clinton, you know, guilt by candidate choice. And so many here. Who knew? Thanks.
quickesst

[TalkAgain]

63. What the hell?

[TexasObserver]

2. Well, we don't have to worry about that happening.

But if we did, I'd worry more about having the first president who puts on make up with a putty knife.

[Bucky]

34. Don't they teach you kids history in school at all.

Have you never heard of Ronald Reagan?

[dsc]

3. gee and some Obama supporters can't understand

why so many Clinton supporters think them sexist. Gee, a total mystery to me.

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. what's sexist?

If a guy had that haircut I'd say the same thing.

[Alexander]

27. Mullets are sexist? Wow, now I've heard everything.

:crazy:

[dsc]

74. A thread about a woman candidate's appearance when we rarely see

similar threads about males. Yea I think that is sexist.

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Naw, a lady mullet is more like this

[Bucky]

36. Yuck! I hate anime characters!

[billyoc]

47. Hey, man, that's not funny, David Bowie is cool.

:rofl:

[KoKo]

5. Oh give it up...this' one's lame.........

[LSparkle]

6. I think I'd be more supportive of her if she looked like Golda Meir

Not giving a DAMN about what she looks like, because she REALLY is about "solutions" (and not just to gray hair).

[Bucky]

39. Again, no one in this thread knows their presidential history.

We've already had a president who looked like Golda Meir

[LSparkle]

40. LOL!

[Barack_America]

7. She doesn't strike me as the type to "party in the back '...

...or at all, for that matter. ;)

[avrdream]

8. Typical BO supporter focusing on looks over brains.

And that isn't a true mullet. There used to be a site: mullet.com that was hilarious. I don't know if it still around.

[Exultant Democracy]

28. I'm an Obama supporter and I think Clinton is sexy as all hell, not that it effects my vote.

[Bucky]

43. Ditto.

She's a looker. She's a thinker. She's a great role model.

That said, this is a hilarious thread.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

9. Nice.

And revealing.

[tandem5]

10. this board reminds me of the political usenet newsgroups of yore

[MonkeyFunk]

12. I had hoped the three-thread rule

would make people think a bit more about posting stupid shit.

[THUNDER HANDS]

20. no sense of humor....really, is it that bad?

this isn't an attack.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

14. Are you sure you're old enough to vote?

What a juvenile bunch of dimwits.

[Jed Dilligan]

15. Hey, that's only because Franklin was never president

[Iceburg]

16. Now I know with certainty why I could never vote for Obama. /nt

[Apollo11]

77. Iceburg - your reply is even dumber than the OP

As if Barack Obama approved this message.

[Zynx]

17. Good lord that's lame, and stupid.

[Bucky]

19. Actually, James K Polk was our first mulletted president

[Barack_America]

26. Now THAT is a mullet!

A solid 30-70.

[THUNDER HANDS]

31. wow, i stand corrected then

excellent catch.


now, be honest, did you KNOW that offhand, or did you search through pictures of every president looking for a mullet?

[Bucky]

44. thanks

Sad to admit, but yes, I had that useless knowledge lurking around in my software for 40 years. This thread has allowed me to complete at least that chapter in my life. Thank you, Magic Rat.

[Alexander]

33. You beat me to it.

[boppers]

41. Bucky wins the thread!

:headbang:

[Viking12]

45. Business in the front, party in the rear!

Now that's a mullet!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

81. If you're Larry Craig, it is...

[JVS]

56. DAMN! Although I think there is the beginnings of mulletude as early as Jefferson

We clearly see here that there is some business up front and some party in the back.

[K Gardner]

21. C'mon people, please.. you know how *I* feel about her and this upsets ME. Just not funny, certainly

not cool, and gives us a really really bad appearance here. There are lots of legitimate reasons to oppose Clinton, but no legitimate reason for a PERSONAL attack or making fun of.

[THUNDER HANDS]

23. omg, you'd think I claimed she killed kittens or something?

really, are we all that sensative right now. It's just a little humor.

[Bucky]

67. I killed a kitten

Well, actually God did. But I inspired him.

[Jillian]

22. Do you want me to talk about Obama's hair?

C'mon, how childish can people get?

[THUNDER HANDS]

25. talk about his hair, are we not allowed to have fun anymore?

jesus, this place is becomming depressing.

[Bucky]

24. Magic Rat, I applaud you. The more people who get upset by this, the better!

:rofl: The post was only so-so funny. The replies are fucking hilarious!

[Alexander]

30. dupe

[renegade000]

32. MacGyver 08

[Yael]

37. Okay, I didn't see that coming

[question everything]

38. And now, that you started with her hair, can her breasts, thighs and vagina

be far behind?

:freak:

[THUNDER HANDS]

42. What does GD-P stand for now? Generally Depressing and Petulant?

we can't have a chuckle at our candidate's every now and then? Not everything is an attack.

[Bucky]

46. They could be, but...

She'd look like a Picasso.



Hey Republicans.... smear THIS!!

[jefferson_dem]

50. "Can her breasts, thighs and vagina be far behind?"

*snort*... :rofl:

Ace double entendre there...

[XemaSab]

48. If "Barry" is elected he'll be the first president

with a 'fro. :hide:

[THUNDER HANDS]

49. not really a fro anymore

but if we're going to whip-out the way-back machine...

[JVS]

57. It would be sweet if he'd grow it out after the election

[XemaSab]

58. I stand corrected.

Bill's clearly the fro-master. :thumbsup:

[Hoof Hearted]

61. Wow, somebody went way too heavy with the photoshop airbursh on O there

No skin texture or character at all. Just airbrushed illusion.

How....... appropriate.

[tammywammy]

64. You might want to check that pic of Hillary in your sig line if you want to talk about airbrushing

[Yael]

66. aaaaaand she shoots........ AND SHE SCORES!

LOL!!

[Hoof Hearted]

72. If you download the official headshot you'd see the wrinkles, character and texture reamain.

It is a high key photo, but it's in no way adulterated to the point of abstraction the way that Obama photo is.



Notice the crowsfeet, wrinkles at the eyes, cheeks and in the brow. . .

They did brush her a little heavy at the neck, but I did that for about 40% of my high-school senior girls so that's not really an age thing so much.

Like I said, the Obama photo has every last bit of character brushed out of it. 'Sal I'm sayin'.

[Scurrilous]

79. LOL

:thumbsup:

[paperbag_ princess]

51. Hillary would probably laugh too

I caught her interview on Tyra...(I promise I only watched because Hillary was on)

Towards the end of the interview they talked about the fluff stuff and she explained that she never has been really good at doing her hair...she just wasn't born with the fashion gene....etc...they put up pictures of all her bad hairstyles through the years

It was really funny.....when I see her in moments like that, I just don't get why people think she is not likeable....I would love to know her...


Now talk about some put together people....Barak and Michelle always look sharp....
It is a good thing that I don't choose my candidate based on their fashion skills :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

52. I absolutely LOVED her hair when she was younger, she was so hot

[Omega3]

60. nice eyebrows!!! I'm weird, I know

[Yael]

68. That is the side of Hillary that I would like to see more often

People may mock Tyra, but at least in this election cycle, she had John, Hillary and The Huckabubble -- and they all showed sides of themselves that I had never seen before.

I only saw snippets on YouTube, but what I saw, I liked. :thumbsup:

[psychopomp]

78. Thanks for the reference

I watched a couple of minutes of the interview with Tyra Banks just now and have to admit, it was refreshing to see such a human side to Sen. Clinton. The campaign has forced her to be much tighter in demeanor; it is too bad things work out that way but running for election is just like that, I suppose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp5-8x1XNxE

[loveangelc]

53. I absolutely HATE her hair.

[tblue37]

71. I think it is a very becoming hairstyle. n/t

[no name no slogan]

54. Dude, you wasted a thread on that?

It's not even a real mullet. It comes over her ears.

[JVS]

55. What about Jefferson? Look at this grand old mullet

[THUNDER HANDS]

59. the mulletometer says that's only a 4 on a scale of 1-10

[jasmine621]

62. Check out "The Hillary I Know" on her campaign site. Lots of stories

like this one.

[TheDonkey]

65. Is that why she is getting the "blue collar" rural vote

well at least she'll get Jeff Foxworthy's vote

[tuvor]

70. That might have been funny if it looked anything like a mullet.

[Avalux]

73. You're brave. I just wish she'd quit wearing black and yellow.

She looks like a bumblebee.

[JTFrog]

75. One of the few times I've actually wished there was an unrecommend button. n/t

[Apollo11]

76. You wanna see a REAL mullet?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

80. Is that a mullet or a comb-over gone horribly awry?

nt