Why I hate Hillary Clinton (satire)

[Caro]

• Because in my considered judgment, having another president named “Clinton” would be lame
• Because she’s so old, and the Baby Boomers ruined everything. Youth voting is inspiring. Older voters? Ho-hum.
• Because she thinks the progressive fights of the 1960s and 1990s are still worth fighting
• Because the Republicans proved that her husband cheated on her
• Because the Republicans drummed up fake scandals about her that were proven untrue
• Because rightwingers consider her a fat, Marxist lesbian. No way do I want to support someone that Republicans hate.
• Because her alleged faux pas are all damnable, unlike Obama’s actual statements, which are always beyond reproach
• Because, unlike Obama, she doesn’t inspire cult-like devotion
• Because the Obama campaign twisted her and her husband’s statements to paint her as a racist

Click here for more of this hilarious but oh so close to the truth rendition of the reasons some Obama supporters give for hating Senator Clinton.

Carolyn Kay
MakeThemAccountable.com

[griffi94]

1. besides

obama is who all the cool kids are voting for and when i went to his rally i he was so cool people were actually weeping and some people swooned and fainted....and that right there proves he'd be a better president....he's not all hung up on the democrats vrs repubs...he's god like to both parties....as soon as the repubs really get to know him...mccain himself will endorse obama.....:rofl: