What I'd Like To Do: A mudbath and sing-along with Hillary, Michelle and Elizabeth

[zulchzulu]

People have told me I have a great voice. I've done voiceovers for money. Hell, I can do anything Ashton Smith does. I'm also a stud. Women have told me so. I'm tall, slim and...play guitar and piano.

What DU needs to have is a streaming video of me administering a Northern California Mudbath and subsequent guitar concert to Hillary, Michelle and Elizabeth, heck even Elizabeth Kucinich. The mudbath would be within the hydrotherapy and mini-facial parameters and comments could be made during that time.

The guitar concert would include songs from Stevie Wonder, U2, Celine Deon, U2 and Stevie Wonder.

Bring it on!

[Maddy McCall]

1. Do they have mud baths in the war zone?

[countryjake]

2. bwaaahaaahaaahaaa! You beat me to it!

I just came over here looking and found this one too!

[blondeatlast]

4. I've heard it said--they bathe these strange creatures known as "Hillbots"

and the zones are portrayed by ice-breathing ferrets who set the windchill to -2 degrees.

Dammit, Maddy, I was about to go to bed! :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

6. !

:spray:

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

5. Damn, yer good.

:popcorn:

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

7. LOL.

Funny stuff you just can't make up.

:rofl:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

49. HaHaHaHaHa!

:spray:

:rofl:

[gateley]

3. "I'm also a stud."

Prove it. :evilgrin:

[Maddy McCall]

13. ...

[gateley]

52. Whoa! He wasn't kidding!

:loveya:

[tuvor]

8. This belongs in GD.

[Maddy McCall]

9. Gack!

:spray:

[tuvor]

20. Careful with that keyboard, now!

:)

[Jamastiene]

14. OMG

My side hurts. I'm literally :rofl: at this. :spray: :rofl:

[tuvor]

18. Just trying to keep you and Maddy from running all over the place for your entertainment.

:)

Recommended!

[KitchenWitch]

10. Bless your heart

:hug:

[blondeatlast]

11. Could you add "Goodbye, Earl" to the playlist? Please? nt

[fizzgig]

12. won't the mud clog up the hillbot?

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

16. It sure clogged up my mechanical litter box!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

19. what the hell have you been feeding your cat?

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

23. Two cats, dear, two cats!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

25. you been giving them too much dairy?

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

15. Is this the second part of the triple feature?

[Jamastiene]

29. God, I hope so.

Most fun I've had in a while. :popcorn:

[Maddy McCall]

17. K/R

Viva La Revolucion!

[SPKrazy]

21. is this a joke?

are you smoking crack man?

i don't even follow your OP's logic

sleep it off, k?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

22. And here I thought you already shot your wad for the day in GD-P

[VenusRising]

27. It must be a new day at midnight.

Stupid clocks!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

39. one-handed at that too.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

41. Well, he has to use one hand to type!

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

24. You sound like this guy.

http://gawker.com/news/douchebags/nightmare-online-dater-john-fitzgerald-page-is-the-worst-person-in-the-world-309684.php

Stud.


:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

26. Dude, recommended.

I'll take two of whatever you smoked. :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

28. Can Big Dawg come if he brings the ferret?

Hey, DU--getcher filthy minds out of the gutter and see this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2887774&mesg_id=2887774

[Jamastiene]

30. There once was a ferret named

Clenis. Oh, we must write this now...Subthread time. :evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

34. Who envied a bigger man's penis

He made up a bath
Full of mud and some wrath
And some First Ladies who sang
Laments to his unstudly thang

And then he ran out of the brown stuff... Sorry, that's all I can get...

Like I said, it's late and I'm flu-addled. :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

38. Oh, we need to bookmark this and work on it.

That's really good. :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

31. Blaming the ferret was Bush league!

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

32. Goes to show there's precious little wit in the G*dD*amned/Pit.

His thread in GD was an utter classic within moments.

[KitchenWitch]

33. !!!

:spray:

[Maddy McCall]

35. Can we PLEASE get one more rec on this thread?

Huh? C'mon!

[blondeatlast]

36. Indeed. This is ART, babee! nt

[KitchenWitch]

40. Off to the greatest wit' yeh!

:D

[Withywindle]

42. Got it!

Keep 'em coming.

Or...not, as the case may be.

[Maddy McCall]

43. LOL.

Thanks!

[Withywindle]

45. I loves me some late-night id-driven WTFery.

Somebody's letting his hair down alright.

His back hair.

[KitchenWitch]

47. OOH, Manscape time, STAT!

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

37. Kicking again.

:kick:

[blondeatlast]

44. I haz flu, must go bed, but:

[Maddy McCall]

46. Well...

[blondeatlast]

48. Before the mudbath gets cold... nt

[demokatgurrl]

50. Don't you mean BILL, Michelle and Elizabeth?

I think you're interested in a mudbath with spouses of candidates, correct?

[blondeatlast]

51. Ahem. nt

[Jamastiene]

53. Kicking

for the hell of it.
:kick:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

54. Kick. So many missed it on the Greatest.

I'm sure.

:kick:

[Beausoir]

55. You'll be supplying the mud, of course.