Would You Do John McCain if...

[QC]

Poll question: Would You Do John McCain if...

if would destroy the Republican Party and bring about a liberal golden age? And world peace? And lots of ponies?

Note: immediate death is not an option.

[ingac70]

1. You'll have to offer more than beer....

for me to give it up to McCain.

[Kaylee]

6. You beat me to it.....

I will need to be unconscious for this.

[peace frog]

11. Beer, HELL

Pass the pipe, and I'll take one for the team!

[QC]

7. Absinthe? n/t

[ingac70]

9. XTC...

and not allow me to get laid at least 6 months before hand.

[Yurovsky]

12. Great band ... oh, the DRUG ...

well, I wouldn't know, I quit drugs before the whole X thing happened.

I would have to be knocked unconscious and just play dead fish. Let the old bastard have his way with me.

Then I'd need lots and lots of therapy. But the adulation of millions of progressives for "taking one for the team" would certainly help.

[davidinalameda]

24. you can buy it legally in this country now

in fact, a distillery in my town is the only America producer of it

[Ediacara]

2. Well, he's better looking than most 71 year olds...

[PresidentObama]

3. Yes. And in the press conference, I'd have a gigantic smile on my face.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Yeah, I would...

Taking one for the whole world...:puke:

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Ew!

nt

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. I'm lifting from Dr. Seuss

Not for my Dems.
Not for world peace.
Not even for a sweet white beast.

I would not do him here or there.
I would not do him anywhere.
I would not do that sad old man.
I do not like him, Sam-I-am.

[Olney Blue]

10. I would have said no previously, but he is apparently a stud.

Nevertheless, I want to be unconscious, please.

[eShirl]

13. "Close your eyes and think of England!"

:scared:

[Ian David]

14. I've been advocating "honey-potting" the Repukes for years.

Not necessarily going so far as to "take one for the team," but at least getting videotape of them masturbating on your couch watching gay porn.

[Iris]

18. I like the way you think!

[PresidentObama]

19. Whats wrong with masturbating to gay porn?

[Ian David]

21. Imagine Rick Santorum doing it. n/t

[PresidentObama]

23. OK, now that's funny. Him, Newt Gingrich, and John McCain. Circle jerk.

[NMMNG]

15. Not even if I was straight

Now for some brain bleach to get that image out of my mind's eye.

[Marie26]

16. How many ponies, exactly? nt

[QC]

30. Millions of them, pink ponies with sparklies! n/t

[Sybbis]

17. Well yes, but you'll need to sweeten the deal...

If you keep the godawful ponies and throw in sex with the Democratic hunk of my choice afterwards, I'm totally in.

Please make sure that Mr. Clooney gets the memo.

[Renew Deal]

20. F**K world peace. I need mental peace

:D

[PresidentObama]

26. You didn't have that to begin with. *Just kidding*

[Danger Mouse]

22. Yes...but I would probably kill myself afterwards.

[PresidentObama]

25. Understandable. You'd be the Democratic Partys "suicide bomber"

[Danger Mouse]

27. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rasputin1952]

28. Please...Think of the CHILDREN!!!

[IsItJustMe]

29. Beer hell !!! Were talking about mind altering drugs man !!!

[Johnny__Motown]

31. No, sorry I am straight. Can you give us a choice about doing his wife?

[PresidentObama]

32. Look into her eyes, and you'll run screaming.

[QC]

33. That will make it an evern more noble sacrifice, then. n/t

[hulklogan]

34. If I could take a forget-me-now beforehand, I certainly would. n/t