A video and MP3 is upcoming and will be featured in a mini-documentary I'm finishing up...just waiting for Hillary's concession speech... the song in MP3 form will be released on Debate Night in Ohio. Here's the TAB for all you guitar players out there. Enjoy! The song recording is in The Smiths style with a peppering of Zappa-like adaptations. Stay tuned!
Hillary...Why?
D Bm F#m A
Many say you are divisive, many say you sound shrill when you scream
D Bm F#m A
It seemed like you were the Great Inevitable, the Coronated Queen
E G D F#m
But when you are a frontrunner, you may as well have a target on your head,
B G D E
and now your nightmare is before you, the final scenario you dread.
D Bm F#m A
The Republican leadership will cry the day you drop out of the race.
D Bm F#m A
They could have empowered their base with commercials of your face
E G D F#m
as you'd scream and cry and attack those in your entitled way,
B G D E
thinking we wanted a rerun of the Nineties in some nostalgic way.
D Bm F#m A
The RNC has posters on the conference room wall of Bill and yourself
D Bm F#m A
that they wish they could use in the election to put you and Bill on the shelf
E G D F#m
Your thirst for power and your skills at triangulation
B G D E
have many saying they'd never vote for you across the nation.
G D/F# Em A
So what do you do when you are backed in a corner, you lie lie lie
G D/F# Em A
When people say they like you, I say why why why
G D/F# Em A
When you want people to give you sympathy, you cry cry cry
G D/F# Em A
When you are caught in a scandal, you deny deny deny
(Chorus)
G D
Hillary, why do you have to lie so much
G Em A
Hillary, you seem so arrogant and out of touch
G D
Hillary, when you scream you sound like cats caught in a bag
G Em A
Hillary, how does it feel to see your popularity sag
G Em A
Hillary, how do you have to be such a drag
(c)2008 No Coronation Productions
Sorry, Hillary fans. You'll have to deal with the historical fact that her campaign will be seen as one of the biggest political failures in modern history. Stay tuned for made-for-TV movies about how badly it all went.