Tim Russert : Debate Moderator or Giant Floating Helium Head?

[politicaholic]

Tim makes a valid point...
Unfortuntely, that's his
producer and he's just
ordering lunch.

He loves to take irrelevance to the mat, give it a nuggy, and declare himself "King Smug!"

I bet he'll really delve deep into the hard hitting issues of today such as:

Iraq - "Mrs. Clinton, you've said you would like to start withdrawing the troops within 60 days of your inauguration...how will you do it and what is that troop's name?"

Health care - "Mr. Obama, don't you think that not insuring the wealthy in your little universal health care package is in fact racist against the rich...race?"

Cloths - "Mrs. Clinton, do you dress yourself or do you have a bed chamber full of ladies in waiting to help tighten your corset? Follow up question...are any of them here illegally?"

Hair - "Mr. Obama, I heard that you were Muslim (long uncomfortable pause), but we all know that not to be true, even though there was a picture of you in a turban. My question is...if you started losing your hair in office, would you regularly wear that turban and if so, do you feel that would be adequate to appease your mighty God Alla?"

The Youth Vote - "This is a question for both of you. Which one of you feels that you are "Xtreeeeeme" enough to be president and why? Follow up question, would you be willing to forgo super delegates and settle this with YU GI OH cards?"

Tim Russert is a "Debate Moderator" like...well...George Bush is a "President". A hack is a hack, it's really hard to hide. Just ask http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayson_Blair|Jason Blair>...ohhhhhhhhh! Blast from the past yo! Tim did a whole shows about his articles though. Tim has never been much on "research".

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Helium head, for sure

[bridgit]

2. Without doubt: Giant Floating Helium Head!

[woolldog]

3. He's a grinning fool.

[Ichingcarpenter]

4. He already said he will ask about issues that

nobody gives a shit about.

Just watch.

He is not a Helium head but a giant contained fart.

[politicaholic]

5. LOL!!!! n/t

[zabet]

6. Timmy - The GE Butt-plug.

:puke:

[maseman]

7. Russert

A bloated gas filled bulbous cranium.

[jenmito]

8. He said he's going to ask Obama tough questions. He mentioned Rezko

among other things.

[misanthrope]

9. Watching Bill Moyers humiliate him...

...for being the charlatan of a journalist he is was beautiful.

Russert and Bob Woodward are cut from the same cloth. It's all about the whiff of power for them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Giant Floating Head.

Macy's Parade material. I hope it's helium and not hydrogen so he doesn't explode like the Hindenburg.

[Lint Head]

11. I think the gas is probably methane. Don't inhale.

It makes you gag. :dem:

[NDambi]

12. Giant Pumpkin Head

[Selatius]

13. He's a shitty moderator regardless if you support Obama or Hillary.

Asking inane and irrelevant questions is just another way of avoiding hard issues.

[Dudley_DUright]

14. He is He