We need a debate that lasts a grueling 9 hours and leaves one of the debaters unconscious

[ElsewheresDaughter]

fuck these soundbyte debates!


that's all I wanted to say before I sleep.

niters

[Pirate Smile]

1. OK - you made me laugh

and it has been quite a while since I could say that. :)

[bluestateguy]

2. Now I really want Obama to sweep on Tuesday

b/c if Hillary wins even one race, she'll keep going, and no doubt will demand more debates.

[billyoc]

6. "MEET ME ON EASTER ISLAND!!"

"for a REAL debate!!". :rofl:

[Justitia]

16. Okay, this post had me laughing hysterically! Thanks for that! ROFL -eom

[Window]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[Vinca]

19. Tierra del Fuego goes Clinton!

:rofl:

[Araxen]

3. You forgot the steel cage too.

[katsy]

4. :rofl:

Pure genious of an idea!

Nite.

[anamandujano]

5. He wouldn't last that long.

[lapfog_1]

7. we need one of these to hold it in...

Two enter, only one can leave.

[tularetom]

8. And I believe that "Battle of the Network Stars"

should be fought with live ammunition.

(obscure 70's comedy reference).

[Crunchy Frog]

9. A debate deathmatch.

Whichever one leaves the debate alive is the nominee.

[dave29]

10. I envision debate moderators with freakin laser beams attached to their heads

n/t

[tammywammy]

11. Don't forget the cage

And weapons:

[PretzelWarrior]

12. that is pretty funny visual

if they had done that during the Gore vs. Stockwell debates...it would have been over before it started.

[Johnny__Motown]

13. Or they could do an entire debate on one subject. health care. economy, etc

[mkultra]

14. electric shock

I think that they should let people log in to an opinion tracker and they can hit a button when they hear something they don't like or another if they do. Any excess in the negative would then result in electric shocks to the buttocks in proportion to the negativity.

This is an idea we can all get behind :)

[Justitia]

15. It FEELS like it lasted 9 hours & it's me thats unconscious - LOL. Your post was funny, thanks! nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

17. What about bringing back duels, like Burr and Hamilton?

Or mudwrestling?

Or throwing chairs, like they do in legislatures in the Far East?

Or Rollerball, speaking of old movies?