There once was a man named McCain

[lame54]

There once was a man named McCain
Who had the whole Whitehouse to gain
But he was quite a hobbyist
Of boning his lobbyist
So much for his '08 campaign

Thanks Stephen Colbert
http://www.nofactzone.net/?p=3255

[Hepburn]

1. 5th rec! n/t

[GodlessBiker]

2. There once was a man named McCain

There once was a man named McCain
Whose voice was so shrill it caused pain
He claimed to know Putin
His lobbyist he’s schtuppin
And many “my friends” were not sane.

[shain from kane]

3. There once was a man named McCain

There once was a man named McCain
Who had the lobbyist on his brain
Though running for president
He found it more pleasuredent
To divide her legs in twain.

[Just-plain-Kathy]

4. There is an ex-soldier name McCain...

There is an ex-soldier name McCain
His love for war is insane
He’ll keep our soldiers in Iraq
A hundred years to be exact
Because he doesn’t care about their pain

[shain from kane]

5. Another one:

There once was a man named McCain
Claimed he was moral, without sin
He supported the surge
But he still had the urge
To pork the lobbyist again.

[heidler1]

6. There once was a self righteous ass called McCain.

There once was a self righteous ass called McCain.
He set out for the White House and showed us no shame.
To him the deaths don't matter,
but it did make his cheeks even fatter.
All of this just proves to us voters, he's insane.