***Expletives NOT Deleted*** (Enter At Your Own Risk)

[THUNDER HANDS]

Not only is Barack Fucking Obama gonna win this thing. He's gonna win fucking huge. You hear me? FUCKING HUGE!

He's gonna tear through the rest of the mother fucking primary states like a fucking hurricane on fucking crack.

Then, after he grabs this nomination by the throat and squeezes the last vestiges of the dilapidated fucking old style politics from this party he's gonna rebuild it in his own fucking image.

He's gonna make a new fucking party. A sweet-ass motherfucking kick balls party that chews up Republicans, fucking swallows them, digests them, fucking vomits them up and spews them back into their mother fucking mother's basements with the rest of the keyboard warrior fucktard assnoodlers.

He's going to go after John McCain like crocodile chasing a old, gimpy water buffalo crossing the motherfucking Nile river. He's gonna hit him left, he's gonna fucking hit him right, he's gonna hit him soft and hard and every fucking way in between until he goes running back to Arizona to let the vultures in the desert pick off whatever meat he still has left on his decrepit body that Obama didn't singe off with his sweet-ass lyrical speeches and razor fucking sharp rhetoric and mother fucking ninja ginsu debate skills.

Fuck John McCain and his fucking 6th Cylon wife. Now we know why gas is gonna be $4.00 a gallon in a few months, they need to lube up the gears that control her fucking machinery. She and the rest of those stepford blond robot republican warmongering, fearmonger, assholemongering monchichi-loving squirrel jerkersons are gonna be stunned when Barack Fucking Obama stomps a mud hole in their husbands the size of their pre-botox wrinkle lines.

All the fat, bloated, pasty-white piece of snail shit talk show hosts and their $50 toupees and 10-cent ties and their inflated senses of self-importance are gonna get a backhand slap across their fat fucking turkey necks come November. Obama will kung fu their asses back to the 1980s wile they stumble around wondering why their rule book for Democrats being the party of wimpy, polite dorky policy wonks isn't fucking applying anymore. Guess what, THAT FUCKING DAY IS OVAH MUTHERFUCKERS.

It's a fucking new day. A fucking Obama day. Accept it or let it run over you like a mac fucking truck with a pissed-off trucker with hemorrhoids behind the wheel.

You're going down fuckers. Stay THE FUCK out of our way while we take this fucking country back. And if you give Obama any lip, he'll rip your ego out through your conscience and replace it with a fucking teddy bear full of razor blades.

Yeah.

FUCK!

[no name no slogan]

1. Don't mince words. Tell us how you REALLY FEEL

series

[Kikosexy2]

98. Sounds fucking great!!...

But if Obama loses to insane McCain...who's to fucking blame?...Hope you're fucking ready when the sh*t hits the fan if he loses...

[rug]

2. Feel better?

[Maddy McCall]

3. Wow. You said "fuck."

[NYCGirl]

4. Hey, Samuel L. Jackson! What did you do with Magic Rat?

:evilgrin:

[ellisonz]

54. Ezekiel 25:17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."<1> I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

[tabatha]

5. Obama supporter here.

This article is incredibly lame. Basically, as the other poster states, you said "fuck".

[Political Heretic]

6. PUT DOWN THE CRACK AND STEP SLOWLY BACKWARDS WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

:crazy:

[Redstone]

7. Only if he has the fucking guts to fucking keep it up all the way fucking through.

Let's fucking hope he fucking does.

Because that would be fucking great. And would be fucking great for America.

Or, if Senator fucking Clinton manages to pull off an amazing fucking comeback and get the fucking nomination, I'd fucking stand behind her one hundred fucking percent, as long as she fucking went after fucking McCain like I fucking hope Senator fucking Obama would if HE ends up with the fucking nomination.

We have to fucking remember who the REAL fucking enemy is. And give them the fucking beating they so fucking richly deserve.

Redstone

[Johnny__Motown]

8. hurricanes can do crack?

[JohnnyLib2]

9. Ummm, before you work at the old phone bank this Fall......

might want to rest up. :evilgrin:

[againes654]

10. Hell yeah!!!

Fuck yeah!!!!
Fucking Obama yeah!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[JimGinPA]

11. Hillary Says...

WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT NOW!






:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[FrenchieCat]

12. Fuckin' A!

I'm fucking right there wid ya!

[UALRBSofL]

36. Frenchie, I borrowed your thingy

I thought it was cute. Hope you don't mind. :)

[SKKY]

59. Fuckin' A! Fuckin' B, C, D, and E!!!!

[AtomicKitten]

13. Democrats have to laugh at the politics of fear.

Hillary and the entire RNC/GOP are ganging up on him using the same old tactics, the same old politics of fear. It is hilarious.

Obama transcends that bullshit. He not only advocates the best case against the GOP with clarity and integrity, he IS the case against it. I got all tingly when he got up in McCain's face over Iraq. This is going to be the best ride ...

Cheers! Your attitude is righteous and resonates. Now, let's go break off our foot in their ass!

K&R

[RBInMaine]

14. I agree with much of the sentiment, but the profanity is overdone.

[paranoid floyd]

15. I'm Sorry

but I just love a good old fashion foul-mouthed rant.

[terrya]

16. Gosh, it's the political message board equivalent of Brian DePalma's "Scarface"

That certainly is stimulating.

[rch35]

52. An amazing movie, btw. nt

[MoonRiver]

17. OK, Magic Rat, now I know for sure,

you are FUCKING NUTZ! :crazy:

But because you're also SO FUCKING FUNNY, I'll forgive you! :D

[ClayZ]

18. A good one to read aloud! K and R

[Major Hogwash]

19. Shit, that is great!

" . . like a mac fucking truck with a pissed-off trucker with hemorrhoids behind the wheel. . . "

Image builder!

LoL

[Shakespeare]

20. ARGH.

Stop it with the "blonde" bullshit. There are quite a few of us blonde democrats, and we're not automotons or cylons or stepford wives.

I hate that shit. :banghead:

[NoSheep]

26. As a fucking blonde, I fucking completely agree! Otherwise, I like every other fucking thing

the OP said! I'm fucking jacked up! Fuck the OP if he can't fucking appreciate fucking goodlooking blonde women. There's a fucking silver fucking lining in this fucking post.:hug:

[THUNDER HANDS]

27. i wasn't talking about democrats

or blondes in general, just "those" blondes.

[New Earth]

37. this blonde democrat was not offended.

:hi:

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

21. I Feel Embarrassed For You.

[THUNDER HANDS]

25. why doesn't that surprise me

even a rant against Republicans you detest if it comes from an Obama supporter.

[Name removed]

34. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Buddyblazon]

49. Since it bothers you...

I'll fucking recommend it.

[dionysus]

71. and when you unleash posts laden with f-bombs that get deleted, you're being clever?

hypocritical art thou...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

72. What The Fuck Are You Talking About?

I've never posted anything anywhere near that embarrassing or delusional sounding. It was wayyyyyyyyyyyy over the top. It was like something I would expect to come from the mind of some angst ridden 16 yr old in high school.

[dionysus]

76. if you don't remember your own profanity laced posts I can't help you...

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

77. That Come Off Like The OP? ROFLMAO Sorry Pal, Never Happened. Ever.

I mean, I might've written insane shit like that when I was 15 in High School, but I couldn't even imagine writing something with such a tone of lunacy to it nowadays. Like I said: I feel a bit embarrassed for the OP.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

80. Fuck Nader... Fuck Chavez... Fuck Cindy...

Yeah, you sound a lot like the OP, only without substance.
If OMC responds, he'll say that's different. No explanation why. Resort to insults.

[mudesi]

92. lol (nm)

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

94. Yeah, Cause Like, Saying Fuck Nader Is Just Oh So Similar To This:

"Then, after he grabs this nomination by the throat and squeezes the last vestiges of the dilapidated fucking old style politics from this party he's gonna rebuild it in his own fucking image."

Do you not realize how absolutely ridiculous of a comparison that is? Rest assured, I do!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[IDemo]

108. Magic Rat. You're blocking your feelings.

(Bob Newhart voice)-- "Why don't you, uh, why don't you tell the rest of the, err, group, how you actually, how you actually feel?"

[Grown2Hate]

22. GOSH-ITY HECK YEAH!!!

:)

[ExFreeper4Obama]

23. Love the rant man

I'm as fired up as you

FUCK YA!!!

:yourock:

[thoughtcrime1984]

24. you swear like McCain/Cheney

whoa

[SoxFan]

28. ROTFLUMSOMN

http://www.news-journal.com/hp/content/news/stories/stories/2008/02/25/02252008_obama_campaign.html

[mopinko]

29. that's what i'm talkin' about.

yeah.

[cloudythescribbler]

30. Am I to take it that THIS is the way YOU would be if elected?

I prefer Obama.

But progressives like myself will have to struggle maximally on issues from militarism (going further from the 'straight and narrow' path of imperialism), the environment, and much else. Oddly, if people erroneously THOUGHT that Obama was the fulfillment of this sort of macho dream, I don't think he could ever get elected.

And, joking aside, like the SNL skit, there is still an impulse to believe in some toned down version of satire as being true.....regardless......

[THUNDER HANDS]

32. this is like how I would be

if I had some Bruce Banner - Incredible Hulk like inner persona. And the Republicans made me very angry.
;)

[Crunchy Frog]

31. I fucking hope you're right about that.

[Window]

33. ..

[CitizenLeft]

35. Yeah. FUCK!

:rofl:

[PurityOfEssence]

38. "All the fat, bloated, pasty-white piece of snail shit talk show hosts" and "stepford blond robot"s

Can't wait to portray us as crazed barbarians on a spree.

Whitey's got a 7 to 1 advantage.

Personally, I feel the right to give Obama "some lip" when he's out of line, and if his supporters continue the tack of threatening like this, it's going to mess up our already dicey chances.

[riverwalker]

39. Magic Rat you are 100% on the money

Because the one thing those cowards fear the most, is fear. I had a friend whose husband used to beat her up. During their divorce he broke in her house and was going to do the same old same old. Big mistake. Since leaving him, she grew a little confidence. She put him in a headlock, and told him she had a knife (she didn't, but he didn't know that) and said she was going to slit his throat. Tough guy instantly became a blubbering wimpering blob.
There REALLY IS a new breed of democrats. And we have a knife (real or imagined) and we are gonna use it.

[greguganus]

40. I support Obama, but what's McLame's wife go to do with this? n/t

[THUNDER HANDS]

44. she attacked Obama's wife

[L0oniX]

84. She's a drug addict?

[FlyingSquirrel]

41. You spelled Mack truck wrong

motherfucka!

;)

[apocalypsehow]

42. Notice that the HRC boosters, usually the most foul-mouthed on DU, have all of a sudden gone prim

and proper. Excellent rant. :thumbsup:

[elixir]

43. an incredibly self centered post, why don't you start a personal journal and save us.

[Riley133]

45. New bumper sticker? "It's a fucking new day. A fucking Obama day." nt

[cliffordu]

47. Oh, I dunno, I kinda liked "Barack Fucking Obama..."

And give them ANOTHER fake issue to snivel over....since they can't talk about the economy or the war, or anything else of substance....


:headbang:

[Nay]

117. AND they seem to hate his real middle name so much... why NOT

"Barack Fucking Obama"? Works for me.

[tandem5]

46. oh the ol' unity, hope thing as wild beast/bad weather metaphor...

nicely played.

[eridani]

48. Ooooohhh! Mods!! Mods!! The eff word!! n/t

[jlake]

50. LOL... why don't you lower your dosage of Koolaid.... you're scaring me.

You have COMPLETELY lost touch with any sense of reality.

[NanceGreggs]

51. You had me at the word "fuck".

But then, you always were the romantic type.

K & R!!!!

:kick: :kick: :kick:

[casus belli]

58. LOL! n/t

[Eurobabe]

53. Holy.Fucking.Shit

:rofl: :rofl:

[Tresalisa]

55. Awriiiiiight!

Fuckin' A!

When I was a little girl, teacher was telling the class how people stutter, but animal's don't stutter. It was just before recess, and she had some time to kill, I guess, before we were let out of class.

I raised my hand. "Well, I had a kitty cat who stuttered."

"You did?" She said. Then she foolishly added, "Tell us about it."

I said, "Well, one time my cat Fluffy and I were out playing in my back yard. The neighbors had a big, old, mean Rottweiler. Before I knew it, the Rottweiler jumped the fence and headed straight for Fluffy!"

"Oh, my!" Teacher exclaimed. "What happened?"

"Well, Fluffy got all, well, fluffy and started going 'ffffff', 'ffffff', and before she could say FUCK! The dog ate her!"

:hide:

[L0oniX]

85. LOLROTF

[Blue Fire]

103. ROFLMAO!!!!

"In this corner, weighing in with the majority of the American people sick of the bullshit and hungry for change...... Barak "the Rottweiler" OBAMA!!! And in the opposite corner, rife with incompetence, graft, greed and corruption, weighing in at a warmongering, stay-the course pile of ignorance.......John "Fluffy" McLame!! Your referee tonight is the American voting public. Enjoy the bloodbath, and please try not to trip over the comatose rethuglicans on your way out of the arena."

[TheDonkey]

56. Is this Samuel L Jackson??

[casus belli]

57. Fuckin-A. n/t

[NM Independent]

60. That's what I'm...

...fucking talkin' 'bout.

[OneBlueSky]

61. um . . . just don't forget one important fact . . .

it's not who fucking votes that counts; it's who counts the fucking votes . . .

see 2000 and 2004 elections for examples of what this means . . .

[Perry Logan]

62. You mean "one important fucking fact," don't you?

[BelgianMadCow]

63. I's a new day. A red day!

Eomer in LOTR

thanks for that. And well put ;-)

[Lochloosa]

64. Had to come back and K/R this after emailing it to all my "friends"

[stillrockin]

65. Favorite line: "Fuck John McCain and his fucking 6th Cylon wife. "

[ElsewheresDaughter]

66. ~ * ~.....

[BenDavid]

67. there are many here but more so in the obama camp that fight

mental health every day...

[joeybee12]

68. Have you ever considered a career writing children's books?

[RememberWellstone]

69. America needs you

and Obama to tell this just like you said..the audacity is astounding with this post. See what happens. I guess the hope and change is actually snobbery.

[MyNameGoesHere]

70. So he is going to disregard

all Democrats and make a new party? In HIS OWN IMAGE? Little god reference there?

[tridim]

73. Jeebus H. Crackers that was fun to read!

Fuck the old-skool, we're moving ahead. You can come along for the ride if you want.

[Orsino]

74. I wish.

I think he is not heroic enough to make the necessary changes by himself. But maybe, if we all help, we can say, "Fuck!"

[K Gardner]

75. Damn. I was JUST gonna say that ! Plagiarizer :-) GOBAMA!

[WilliamPitt]

78. Rookie.

;)

[THUNDER HANDS]

81. grr

;)

Kris Jenkins and Alan Faneca, Pitt. I think we'll be making a run this year.

[immoderate]

79. Now THAT'S news analysis!

Well stuck, Magic Rat!

--IMM

[NorthCarolina]

82. If Only it Were True *SIGH* (nt)

[sasquatch]

83. President Camacho, is that you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTpYBuD4p-0
:D

[LuckyLib]

86. Hey, Lebowski! Now there's a political rant!

[Arugula Latte]

87. Wheeeee! Fun and Funny!

[geiger]

88. would someone answer that red phone, please?

[katty]

89. duly noted

[Chisox08]

90. Obama Fuck Yeah!

:yourock: :headbang:

[Chisox08]

91. Obama Fuck Yeah!

:yourock: :headbang:

[robertpaulsen]

93. Obama will kill Jimmy Kimmel cuz he's FUCKING BEN AFFLECK!

Obama/Affleck in 2008!!!

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[nc_gadfly]

95. I think we've just found our next Poet Laureate n/t

[Redneck Socialist]

96. Can I bookmark this to haul out the first time Obama stands there looking bewildered...

when the republicans stab him in the back?

[delt664]

97. Let me try this

in my best imitation of Irish brogue
"Well, that certaintly illustrates the diversity of the word"
:D

[amborin]

99. dangerous to be

too optimistic....

dems will have to fight to win the GE, take nothing for granted.....

a democratic victory in the GE cannot be taken for granted.

Just yesterday an article showed how large voter turnouts in primaries do not translate into large voter turnouts in the GE or to GE victories; this has held for both parties.

Here, a troubling article in yesterday's LA Times, shows current voter sentiment. Sure, polls are totally unreliable. But the message is still there: Dems have to work hard and take nothing for granted. And, Rove is surely working furiously behind the scenes.

I will always remember the shock of 2004: leaving Las Vegas with friends after a day of door to door getting out the vote, with the car news radio station saying Kerry had won; then hearing, by the time we arrived back home, that the dems had lost.

This article shows we have much work ahead: from latimes.com:

McCain has edge over Democrats

Sen. John McCain speaks during a campaign rally in Cincinnati.

He is rated higher for experience, fighting terrorism and Iraq. Obama has widened the gap over Clinton.

By Peter Wallsten, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
February 27, 2008

WASHINGTON -- As he emerges from a sometimes- bitter primary campaign, presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain poses a stiff challenge to either of his potential Democratic opponents in the general election, a new Los Angeles Times/Bloomberg poll has found.

The findings underscore the difficulties ahead for Democrats as they hope to retake the White House during a time of war, with voters giving McCain far higher marks when it comes to experience, fighting terrorism and dealing with the situation in Iraq.


Choosing a candidate

Both Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton have made ending America's involvement in the war a centerpiece of their campaigns. And even though a clear majority of those polled said the war was not worth waging, about half of registered voters said McCain -- a Vietnam vet who has supported the Bush administration's military strategy -- was better able to deal with Iraq.

In head-to-head contests, the poll found, McCain leads Clinton by 6 percentage points (46% to 40%) and Obama by 2 points (44% to 42%). Neither lead is commanding given that the survey, conducted Feb. 21-25, has a margin of error of plus or minus 3 percentage points.

The Arizona senator is viewed favorably by 61% of all registered voters, including a plurality of Democrats.

The survey showed that McCain's potential advantages extend even to domestic issues, where he is considered to be most vulnerable. Even though McCain has joked about his lack of expertise on economic issues, voters picked him over Obama, 42% to 34%, as being best able to handle the economy. However, Clinton led McCain on that issue, 43% to 34%.

"I just think he's older, he's more experienced, and he's got the betterment of the country in mind," said Robert Fear, 79, a registered Democrat from Newton, Ill., who said he planned to support McCain in November.

In the Democratic race, the survey showed, Obama's support has increased across all of the party's key constituencies.

The Illinois senator now leads Clinton, 48% to 42%, among Democratic primary voters nationally -- a far cry from his double-digit deficits throughout 2007 and the first weeks of 2008.

The poll, which surveyed 1,246 registered voters, was conducted under the direction of Times Polling Director Susan Pinkus.

Obama's lead over Clinton in the Times/Bloomberg poll comes in the wake of his 11 consecutive primary and caucus victories. He is ahead in the closely contested race for delegates to the party's national nominating convention and in recent days has made gains in the key states of Ohio and Texas, which hold primaries Tuesday.

At least two other national surveys released this week have shown Obama taking the lead among Democratic voters -- a development that puts further pressure on Clinton to win the upcoming primaries or face calls from some party leaders to drop out.

One hopeful sign for the New York senator: Of Democratic voters whose home states have yet to hold primaries or caucuses, the former first lady maintains a 13-point edge over Obama.

But the findings also showed that Obama has successfully broadened his coalition, which once was limited primarily to wealthier and better-educated Democrats.

While Clinton's support has remained steady at 42% since the last Times/Bloomberg survey, in January, Obama's has surged 15 points. That may be due to backing from voters who had supported John Edwards -- who dropped out of the race Jan. 30 -- as well as many previously undecided voters.

Obama now splits the vote with Clinton among Democratic primary voters without college degrees and among working women, two areas in which Clinton had been strong.

But the findings showed that whoever wins the nomination could face challenges in unifying the party. Older white women remain fiercely loyal to Clinton, while the contest has revealed a sharp race gap -- with blacks overwhelmingly supporting the man who could become the country's first African American president.

[namvet73]

100. Fucking Golly Gosh Gee Wiz! You Betcha! -eom-

[namvet73]

101. As we, freshly discharged Vets, said at the dinner table...

Please pass the fucking butter, mom.

[yardwork]

102. Obama uses crack?

That's what I got from your rant.

[Aviation Pro]

104. Is that you Quentin "Fucking" Tarantino....

...or is it you Martin "Fucking" Scorsese? Or is it you, Motherfucking Bad Ass Sam Jack?

[lojasmo]

105. Dean laid the fucking groundwork....

Just so's ya know. Without Dean, Hillary would be the nominee, and would have gotten killed in the generals.

Just fucking saying.

[ariesgem]

106. YEEEEAAAHHH!!

It's a fucking new day!

[byronius]

107. Fucking Super-Sized! TIME TO ROCK!

[Thepricebreaker]

109. Underestimation will be our downfall..

[democrank]

110. I`m a grandmother who finds you rather naughty.

K & R

[cloud75]

111. and if he loses you are...

fucked!

[blayne]

112. I can't believe some people are offended by this post.

If you are that sensitive or feel you are so self-important, then you should have skipped the post as soon as you read it's title. It is actually quite funny and probably not far from what is actually going to happen.

[WinkyDink]

113. Is that you, Rude Pundit? ;)

[LaStrega]

114. "fucking hurricane on fucking crack" LOL k&r w00t! n/t

[medicswife]

115. OMG I laughed so hard! Sent the link to hubby in Iraq

This was so funny! I'm going to read it again. I too think that the part about "Skeletor" McCain's Stepford Wife is the best part of the whole post....that lady freaks me the heck out as soon as the cameras zoom in. She looks good, (for an emaciated waif of 65 or however old she is) from a distance...but don't get too close!

[WillyT]

116. Biggest Shit-Eating Grin I've Had In Quite A While, Thank You !!! - K & R

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha....

:rofl::yourock::rofl:

:evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

118. This OP isn't bad, but I think it could've used some more cursing.

Could we get some more of that?

[natrat]

119. Yeah. FUCK

[paparush]

120. "fucktard assnoodlers" LMFAO - Might be the name of my next band!

Rock On MagicRat!

[LibertyorDeath]

121. Simply The Best Rant Eva

Truly Magic!

Rec!

[smiley_glad_hands]

122. This is what I like to hear. eom

[enemy of the people]

123. No Shit

Good fucking post.

[Condem]

124. Rat

You fuckin have to drive that fuckin sleek machine over the fuckin state line. Who the fuck is the barefoot girl? I'm seeing the fuckin man in Omaha next week. Any fuckin requests? By the, love your fuckin threads!

[woundedkarma]

125. Humorous but...

Doesn't seem to really capture the style of Obama.

While I hope he wins and I'm pretty sure he will. He has not been running a campaign where he stomps on the evil doers... It's more of a - okay evildoers, how can we put the country back together again?

He's not tough, but he's sane... and after Bush.. I'll take sanity over anything else.

[THUNDER HANDS]

126. the rant is obviously very much tongue in cheek

but I think the core of Obama's candidacy is reflected in a lot of the rant. What I wrote is what the country is feeling and hoping for. But it's not reflected in the style of the candidate.

What's going on right now with obama is like an explosion in space.

It's violent, huge, carries tremendous force - and is almost completely silent. (like the old saying goes, in space, no one can hear you scream).

On the outside, Obama is this cool calm water, but underneath - deep, deep underneath, is all the anger and rage of a party that's tired of getting kicked around.

[DinahMoeHum]

127. Hey, Rat, you channeling Joe Pesci or somethin' ?? Hunh? Hunh?

:rofl: