The OFFICIAL "Describe Barack Obama using only Chuck Norris-isms" Thread

[scheming daemons]

I'll go first:

- Barack Obama can divide by zero.

- Barack Obama's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Barack Obama.

- There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Barack Obama



Laugh, people....

[PseudoIntellect]

1. John F. Kennedy was never assassinated.

Barack Obama actually just went back in time to save him. When he jumped in front of the bullet unscathed, JFK was so impressed at his courage that his head exploded.

[Divernan]

2. And the point of trivializing Senator Obama is?????

You've wandered in to the wrong blog for this. Maybe if you were talking about W, or some other Bush buddy.

[scheming daemons]

7. Trivializing??? LOL.... ok....

Have a sense of humor, pal.... we have the strongest candidate we've had in half a century.... let's revel in it a little.

[Political Heretic]

16. lol get a grip pal.

:)

[Redstone]

3. The OFFICIAL "Dumbest Post of the Night in GD-P Thread."

I don't need to start that, because you just did.

Redstone

[DUyellow]

5. no way, this funny... relax

[DUyellow]

18. delete

[workinclasszero]

4. I'll play

When Obama does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down. :)

[DefenseLawyer]

6. Despite the usual highbrow dismissals

I still laughed.

[Aviation Pro]

8. One of my own....

Barack Obama once roundhouse kicked John Nash and he became Adam Smith.

Yeah, I know, I recycled it from a Chuck Norris thread, sue me.

[SoxFan]

9. Barack Obama counted to infinity

Twice

[scheming daemons]

10. ....was that the number of donors he has?

[SoxFan]

11. That would be three times

[Political Heretic]

12. There is no theory of evolution.... only a list of creatures Barack Obama has allowed to live.

:D

[Scurrilous]

13. Barack Obama understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

:thumbsup:

[scheming daemons]

14. For this reason alone, he NEEDS to be the President...

...

[Political Heretic]

15. SERIOUSLY.

[Danger Mouse]

17. Barack Obama can crush diamonds with his teeth.

He says they taste like the tears of kittens.

[DUyellow]

19. I got one...

When Obama loses his voice, his speeches still dominates Clinton's.

Just playin, lets not go crazy.

[jackson_dem]

20. Barack Obama is the first person since George Washington who can unite the country

:spray: