Have I got this right? Obama must win 15 primaries in a row or

[chieftain]

he's in trouble. This is such a patently ridiculous claim, I wanted to be certain that I was not misquoting the whirling dervishes that populate the Clinton campaign spin team.

[AtomicKitten]

1. Heads up for those moving goalposts!

[TexasObserver]

2. Not just moving them. Now they're dropping the bar to 2 feet high.

Hillary has finally really lost it. They're going to have to drag her away in a strait jacket.

[Yael]

24. Yep

[TwilightGardener]

3. He has to win ALL of the upcoming contests, by large margins, or

Hillary will claim a comeback and get the BIG MO! And even if he does this, he'll have to wait until the convention to see what the SD's have to say. In fact, the day before Inauguration, there may still be a chance that Hillary might win--better not try to call this too soon, it's unfair to her and to democracy.

[HooptieWagon]

20. Worse yet

Hillary crashes the inaugeration, driving a cake float with "Eat Me" on the side...

<channelling "Animal House">

[chieftain]

28. Mark Penn as Flounder, I suppose. (eom)

[tokenlib]

4. Howard Wolfson and Mark Penn really can insult intelligence...

..and hopefully it is almost for the last time this primary season...

[chieftain]

29. Did you see that Penn called the 3am spot a "positive ad"?

I guess he and Wolfson can't help themselves from spinning things whether they need spinning or not. Why would you not just say that it is a contrast spot? I do not understand these guys but I do understand why Hillary's media team is not liked by reporters.

[ORDem]

5. She just has to win RI, dammit! That shows she's viable!

Besides we all know that she and the SDs know what's best for us, right? Right???

<crickets>
</crickets>

:dem:

[Bucky]

6. As Newport goes, so goes the nation

Worrying about superdelegates is like soooo four weeks ago, dude!

[tyne]

7. And on March 3rd

it'll be "He has to win by at least 30% or else people are having buyers remorse.

[Thepricebreaker]

8. Ahahahaha! n/t

[HeraldSquare212]

12. Hillary for President (of Rhode Island)

[Bucky]

14. Did you know that Rhode Island very nearly was its own country?

In 1788 they voted down the Constitution. They refused to hold a ratifying convention (as directed by Congress) for the next three years. Until they knuckled under, George Washington was forced to treat "Rogue Island" as essentially a breakaway province (kind of like Kuwait).

[K Gardner]

19. That's it ! Lets just give her Rhode Island ! Lots of mansions in RI, oceanview, upscale, boats..

only thing.. I really like Rhode Island ! But, for the good of the nation.. O8)

[HeraldSquare212]

21. Huh. You know, I once read that in Pennsylvania, a 'Revolutionary Government' took over and ratified

the Constitution, because the sitting government would not. Kind of funny, right? We laugh at other countries with their impromptu governments, but one right here was instrumental in getting the Constitution ratified (other states soon followed the PA action).

[yellerpup]

13. And don't forget Geraldine Ferraro! n/t

[Fire_brand]

9. 14 of them don't count, for one reason or another

[TomClash]

10. New standard

Every delegate must vote for Barack in every state or Hillary gets the nomination.

[K Gardner]

16. Barack must get all but 100 votes in every state or Hillary wins the state.

[TomClash]

25. That's anti-HIllary!

Shame on you!!!!

[HeraldSquare212]

11. Hillary: "He must substantially outperform me to be considered viable"

[JVS]

15. Done!

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

22. Penn and Wolfson have sunk her ship near beyond redemption.

If she doesn't fire these two numbnuts now, they may very well sink her entire.

[Major Hogwash]

17. Now he's gotta do it with out teevee ads?

And no flyers.

No guest speakers.

No good speeches.

No microphone.

Just stand there.

LoL

[Major Hogwash]

18. Hillary never criticized Bush this much! Jesus, can we talk about her state of mind yet?

Because it's in the newspapers!!

[HeraldSquare212]

23. With his eyes closed, one foot in the air, balancing a plate on his nose and playing an accordian.

Then, maybe, he can be the nominee.

[MindMatter]

26. And no dancing.

[ClassWarrior]

27. Question authority!!

NGU.