Obama is the most dangerous man in the history of the world!

[Elwood P Dowd]

The freeper types have invaded various internet boards, and are now bombarding GD sections of various sports boards with Obama accusations. Somebody fired back with this on a racing forum I sometimes visit.

http://forums.thatsracin.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=kr-thatsracin&msg=117880.1&ctx=0

Obama was one of the 9-11 suicide bombers but parachuted to safety in Hoboken, New Jersey seconds before impact.

Obama set the Kuwait oil rigs on fire during the 1991 Gulf War.

Obama killed President Kennedy.

Obama was a Japanese fighter pilot who bombed Pearl Harbor.

Obama was the Boston Strangler.

Obama advised Pontius Pilate and was responsible for the death of Christ.

Obama attempted to stop God from creating the Earth, but was thwarted by Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, and George Bush.

Never forget the words of our fearless leader and military hero George W. Bush, “ Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

—Bush addressing a group of witnesses at the signing of the Defense Appropriations

[Fearless]

1. HAHAHA!

:rofl:

Didn't you hear Obama and Chuck Norris had a baby... they named it Satan.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Don't forget Obama is also responsible for the heartbreak of psoriasis and beach erosion!

And ring around the collar!

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. And erectile dysfunction

I also think he is connected to that damn restless leg syndrome. :rofl:

[muntrv]

3. You forgot the Obama caused the Hindenburg explosion.

[BlueJazz]

4. And I hear He threw a Little Puppy off of a Cliff

:(

[Fearless]

6. Nah that was just Romney.

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. ..............While the pooch was tied to the roof rack

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[Fearless]

12. Now if we could just get him to strap a couple of pre-injured quail to the roof rack

and lure Dick Cheney to follow him off the cliff, I'd be set for life.

[Spiffarino]

14. No, you got it wrong. He ATE the puppy...

...then threw the bones over the cliff.

And he was laughing.

Maniacally.

[Fearless]

15. THAT was him! Wow! Boy are my cheeks red.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. And didn't he squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube?

How awful. What a rebel.

[rzemanfl]

7. There were three other little kids in his kindergarten class who

wanted to be President, but he browbeat them into submission and they all became utter failures in life.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Didn't he throw sand into their cupcakes, too?

Meanie.

[MercutioATC]

10. He turned me into a newt!

...I got better...

[Bucky]

13. Well, you can't get *worse* than being Newt

[anigbrowl]

16. Obama mounted the toilet paper the wrong way in my bathroom

Also, he hung up the towels with the seams facing outwards.

[yellowdogintexas]

17. you mean.....the clenis didn't do it after all? nt

[Ikonoklast]

18. Obama bought Monica her blue dress

Obama calls Dick Cheney and laughs at the good times they had hunting Unicorns.

Obama is not a Muslim. He is a Satanist. Get it right.

Obama smokes, but is trying to quit. He chews ground-up live kittens to take away the cravings.

Obama is really Bill Clinton in disguise. He's just trying to piss off Hillary.

Obama actually wrote Mein Kampf, and sent it back in time to Adolf Hitler.

Obama talked Iran into starting their nuclear weapon program. He said, "It'll get them Jews riled up!"

Obama is secretly funding research into creating more forms of cancer.

[Spiffarino]

19. Obama was the Walrus

Goo goo goo joob.