National Weather Service issues "Major Shitstorm" warning for TX, OH, RI and VT (Tue 3/4/08)

[jpak]

NOAA weather notice 080303 0900 Eastern Standard Time: A shitstorm warning has been issued for the following states: TX, OH, RI and VT effective 0600 Tuesday March 4 2008 until further notice. A shitstorm warning indicates shitstorm conditions expected in forecast areas within 24 hours. Expect shitstorm accumulations of historic proportions by early Wednesday morning (3/5/08). Computer guidance indicates storm vorticity ("spin") will be most intense in OH and RI after poll closings early Tuesday evening. The long-range forecast models suggest Tuesday's shitstorm will fragment into four distinct minishitstorms that will persist in forecast areas until June. Greatest minishitstorm intensities expected in the Buckeye State. The public is urged to take immediate precautions to protect pets and small children for as one veteran shitstorm forecaster warns "it's gonna rain granite cookies around here like a total mutherfucker tomorrow"...

That is all

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[TexasLady]

1. damn good forecasting

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[9119495]

2. Would you say there is a greater than 80% chance of bullshit?

How can someone best protect their home from a major F-5 shitstorm?

[jpak]

6. How best to protect your home??

Unplug the computer and take a long walk...until August...

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[pocoloco]

3. I predict it will effect surrounding areas also!

It's already knee deep in some places!

[Yael]

4. !!!

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[Georgie_92]

5. LMAO!!

so true }(

[rocktivity]

7. DU-zy!

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rocknation

[sueragingroz]

8. well done!

[rainbow4321]

9. National weather map

[jpak]

10. NNNNNOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!

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[IDemo]

11. I fear the tubes will be clogged with shit tomorrow as well

about "tubes", for those on the internets who haven't heard -->> http://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/0715-06.htm

[jpak]

12. IT'S A SHITSTORM!!!!11!11

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