Dem candidate eats a baby on live TV; DU responds

[sniffa]

"My god, it's as if some of you have never gone through a campaign before."

"This may seem bad now, but 2004 was way worse."

"I saw him feasting on the blood of that newborn and honestly, I don't see the problem."

"If you can't handle a little baby eating, how are you going to handle the RW in the GE?"

"Oh, so now eating babies is a bad thing?"

"Jesus H. Christ you fans of babies will cry over anything."

"It was just one baby. No one outside of DU cares about this sort of thing."

"Now that's leadership! The other candidate could learn a thing or two from him."

"Look, she's just trying to show she's tough."

"I don't know about you, but I want the baby eater answering the crisis phone at 3 a.m."

"Hey, check out this mashup I made of it. It's on youtube."

[underpants]

1. I thought Hillary would have stopped that by now

but then she expects us to swallow just about anything

[jakem]

5. thats just because Bill...

aw, nevermind!

:hi:

[iamthebandfanman]

6. so does bill!

ohhh snap! i made an aweful bill clinton sex joke. shame on me. lol

[jakem]

8. it was just left hanging right out there wasnt it!

no further comment!

:rofl:

[Jackpine Radical]

It takes a whole village

to raise a food supply.

[Tatiana]

21. ***COFFEE SPEW***

:rofl:

[sniffa]

15. ...

:rofl:

[JVS]

2. Don't forget "you're just trying to exploit that baby's death"

[LeftCoast]

3. More like Dem candidate kisses baby, other team spins it into baby smorgasbord

:shrug:

[iamthebandfanman]

4. it takes alot of guts

to eat a baby on live tv.

now thats what i call backbone!

[jgraz]

7. Hillary would never eat a baby.

As far as I know.

[jakem]

10. Score!

[Jacobin]

25. I take her at her word that she's never eaten a baby

[mcctatas]

9. As long as it was a republican baby...

;)

[jakem]

11. with a lifetime of experience?

[mcctatas]

14. ...

:spray:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

12. "let's not kid ourselves. this is politics. babies get eaten all the time."

[bridgit]

27. Either eaten or cut in two, so what's the prah-be-lum?

[high density]

13. As far as I know

No candidates have yet eaten a baby. I take them at their word on that.

[Medusa]

16. As long as the baby was a boy. . .. .

it's okay--'cuz if it was a girl, that would be sexism.

[GOTV]

17. Well, thanks god no one is eating babies. That puts this to rest. n/t

[QC]

18. If Obama ate a baby on tv, his flock would rush to DU

to tell us all how very, very hopeful it made them.

[mcctatas]

23. Yep...

and if Hillary did it, her supporters would rush to DU and blame the baby for getting too close to her teeth...

[meow mix]

19. its shameful.. guess all her supporters should vote for mccain

since they all love him so much

[sniffa]

20. I didn't say it was her

I take her at her word.

[DS1]

22. I hope that baby didn't have too much mercury in its blood.

[sniffa]

24. ..

:spray:

[bridgit]

26. "Eh, the baby was asking for it."

[redqueen]

28. Well they better be able to eat babies... the GOP will be having a baby-eating contest

in the GE... best be prepared for that. I'm glad so-and-so is qualified to eat babies with the most baby-eatingest baby-eaters in the GOP.

[pampango]

29. The first ? - "Is my candidate doing the eating or the "other" candidate?"

Once you tell me that I will express my pride or outrage as appropriate. :)

[JBoy]

30. Obama only gives speeches about eating babies.

[sniffa]

31. Hillary's been eating babies for 35 years

[JBoy]

32. A lifetime, actually.

[Radical Activist]

33. John Edwards ate babies first but the media ignored him!

[sniffa]

34. JEEBDNE

:grr:

[Froward69]

35. Dont forget Biden

he kicked the baby first! then spit the blood on the crying mother... but alas the media falsely accused him of plagiarism, racism etc... no mention of the B-bb-q!!!

[Catbird]

36. But there is no evidence of baby waterboarding!! nt/

[Cheap_Trick]

37. Hillary did NOT have masticating relations with that baby....

as far as I know.





I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs!

[JVS]

38. It's 3 AM and you need someone to eat a baby.

[sniffa]

39. ...

:rofl: