Rant 101 for the rest of us ... Author unknown!

[rtassi]

Well we’ve got another real political contest don’t we. You know what I mean. Barack Obama the patron saint of mediocrity and Hillary Clinton. I mean She ‘s not Satan but she’s the girl that buy’s Satin his cigarettes. You know what I mean. I mean where the hell did this Barrack Obama come form anyway. A two year senate term that he has been spent mostly out on the campaign trail. Give me a fuckin break. What has he really done and where does his money come from and who does he owe, that’s what I want to know, you know what I mean. Yes We Can; what a load of crap. Yes We Can do what? Watch another election cycle slip past us, buy into yet another pipe dream. Are you smoking crack out there on the trail Obama? You know what I mean? Does anything he has to say sound possible to you? Health care, secure borders, amnesty for illegal aliens. Hey Barack heard of global warming? Got a plan for that. What’s it matter if we have Mexicans in the country if the fuckin country in 20 ft underwater. That’s just a little detail, I wouldn’t worry about that. You know what I mean.

And Hillary, Jesus Christ. She’s like that little girl in the Exorcist you know what I mean, with her head spinning around puking up pea soup. You can’t be beat her into submission. She’s like the little energizer bunny on steroids. Shut up , just shut up, you know what I mean. Experience Ready To Lead on day one. Yea well I feel better all ready. Never mind her involvement in the White Water Scandal, never mind that she voted for the war in Iraq, never mind that the all powerful health care advocate got her ass kicked by the special interests lobbyist’s the first time she tried to bring about universal health care, never mind that she voted in favor of the Patriot ll act which gave power to President Bush to use Verizon before 9/11 to spy on all of us, and never mind that her campaign money comes from the drug and oil companies. That shouldn’t make a difference you know what I mean. Because when she gets into the White House she’s going to turn her back on all the oil and drug lobbyists and the Military Industrial Complex and all her pal’s in the Bidelberg Group and the gang on the Trilateral Commission and the Council on Foreign Relations and she’s going to restore America’s image around the world, get our troop’s out of Iraq a war by the way she voted for, and on day one be prepared to lead if the little red crisis phone rings at 3:00 am in the Oval Office. Give me a fuckin break, you know what I mean.

Then there’s John McCain. We are so totally screwed. You know what I mean!

[nancyr]

1. I know that this is an illiterate rant.

Sorry you can't spell.

[Apollo11]

2. Obama's plan to address global warming

can be found right here: www.barackobama.com/issues/energy/

[gateley]

3. Pay no attention to Headmistress nancyr -

When you're on a rant, screw the spelling. That's something we should all be allowed, when we're expressing our frustration and angst.

Hang in there. We'll all be fine - either Hillary or Obama will be good for us and for the country, regardless of how we feel about either of them now.

[rtassi]

4. I can take anything Nancyr- dishes out!

It came in my email this morning from a source "unknown" ... I thought it was funny, thats all... Enjoy your day!