Hillary-Voting DittoHeads Getting Big Surpise In Texas

[VolcanoJen]

Disenfranchised??!?? The stupid! It BURNS! It BURNS!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/

Disgruntled in Texas

It's hard to know how seriously to take things like Rush Limbaugh's call on his listeners to vote for Hillary as the only hope for GOP victory in the fall; there's not much evidence that people ever cast tactical votes like that in meaningful numbers.

Still, an interesting report from a reader in Dallas:

On the local conservative radio stations, many Republicans are calling and complaining about feeling “disenfranchised”.

Apparently, they didn’t realize that by implementing Rush Limbaugh’s strategy of voting for Hillary in the Primaries to prolong the Democrats fist-fight, they would not be allowed to vote for any of the Republicans on the rest of the ballot.

[OhioBlue]

1. why am I not surprised?

:rofl: :rofl:

[niceypoo]

129. Republicans are such morons

I truly pity them

[4themind]

2. WAHAHAHA

[caseycoon]

3. OH GEE! Isn't that

a SHAME?
:rofl:

[Divernan]

4. Statistically, HRC leads with the less educated. - & that crosses party lines.

[VolcanoJen]

5. I can't stop laughing, thinking about all that DNC mail coming their way...

... in the General Election, now that they are officially Registered Democrats!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[aquart]

48. Well, thank you for denigrating my intelligence.

When do we see buttons saying Elite Intellectual Assholes for Obama?

[Andrea]

64. Did you mean to post that in response to #4? n/t

[Jackpine Radical]

100. Yes but s/he hadn't quite figured out how to do that.

No need to denigrate anyone's intelligence here, though.

[comradebillyboy]

96. Lots of DUers have those buttons

you must not be in with the right folks here

[Divine Discontent]

128. I'm inspired! I haven't laughed at someone so much about something political in a while, so thanks!

www.cafepress.com/donttasemebro08

[papau]

112. Elite Intellectual Assholes for Obama"? LOL

[LSK]

126. You have to be an elite intellectual to know you only get one ballot in a primary??

:shrug:

[RoccoR5955]

132. Elite Intellectuals for Obama

To answer your question aquart, you will see the "Elite Intellectual Assholes for Obama" buttons when the "Morons for McAncient" people learn how to read and spell.

[Andrea]

63. Oh yea, good point!

I hope their heads spin right off.

[The Wizard]

82. Actually

We should express interest in all Republican candidates so they waste resources sending us mail.
Contact all the Republicans you can and ask for them to mail information. In fact, contact them using false names so as to get them to waste more resources. The Republican Party should be shrunk small enough to be drown in a bath tub. Gee that sounds familiar.

[NDambi]

95. lmao ha ha

[AtomicKitten]

6. Ah yes, the blind leading the blind.

K&R :)

[jenmito]

7. I'm not surprised. They do what they're told and they apparently weren't told all the

facts. Imagine that! :hi:

[itcfish]

8. Rush Only Says That

to hurt Hillary period.

[Liberal Dose]

9. LOL! Well they all came out for Lieberman, so the voting was to be expected. Now, the claims of

being disenfranchised? OMG hahahahaaha! :rofl:

[wryter2000]

20. That is some awesome irony

:rofl:

[OzarkDem]

10. Funny!

[damntexdem]

11. LOL!

I hope they get mad and take it out on Limpballs.

[racaulk]

12. Love it!

Funny that they only care about voter disenfranchisement when they perceive it has happened to them!!!

Dumbasses! :rofl:

[kerry-is-my-prez]

65. and they did it to themselves - usually there's some chicanery that does it.

Like they bounce black voters off of the rolls or they set up police barricades. Hard to feel too sorry for people who do it to themselves in order to try to monkey around with the vote.

[ingac70]

13. LOL.

:popcorn:

Rush is talking his way to irrelevance among knuckle dragging Repukes..

[Cogito ergo doleo]

14. This is the best laugh I've had in 7.5 years. Thank you.

:rofl: :yourock:

[thoughtcrime1984]

15. Stupid fuckers

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

16. This Is The Funniest Goddamn Thing I've Read All Day.

That is just alllllllllll sorts of friggin funny!

:rofl:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

17. Just wait until they find out they can't even vote in the runoff elections or attend the R-Conventio

Really, how dumb could they be? There are two separate ballots. One with all the Republicans or one with all the Democrats. Did they never wonder why there were no Democrats on their ballots before?

[MessiahRp]

23. Can they still vote for a (R) in the General Election?

They are not beholden to voting for a Democrat if they voted (D) in the primary right?

Rp

[MagickMuffin]

32. They can vote for either party in the GE

But their choices just got limited by this action.

:evilgrin:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

33. They're free to vote for whomever they want in the GE

They just don't have a voice in the Republican party for the next two years. However, these don't sound like very educated voters so they may not know that.

In Texas they'll be considered, for all intents and purposes, registered Democrats for the next two years.

Honestly, most Republicans knew better than to do this. Only the dimmest of Republican bulbs would have followed Rush's advice.

[Crunchy Frog]

44. No, wrong. They must vote Dem in the general election.

It's important that they understand this fact, and don't inadvertantly break the law and have Homeland Security come after them.

[lisa58]

87. lol

[bulloney]

88. "Only the dimmest of Republican bulbs would have followed Rush's advice."

That's scary, considering Rush's followers as a whole have the IQ of toilet paper.

[H8fascistcons]

131. EERRRAAAAAAA....

Close but no cigar, The IQ of used toilet paper..Now were talking....FYI It's not Rush, it's toilet boy, (flush limbaugh) or just toilet boy for short..

[Crunchy Frog]

43. No they can't. To any FReepers reading this...

IF YOU VOTED IN THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY, IT MEANS THAT YOU MUST VOTE DEMOCRATIC IN THE GENERAL ELECTION.

[Rebel101]

54. You Can Too

In the General Election you can cross party lines and vote for whomever you want. :)

[orleans]

74. right. which is highly unlikely--the dems will not vote for mccain.

but the OTHER rule is that if you changed parties for the primary you have to vote within that party for the general election for the first year that you switched. or not vote at all. i'm not sure when this rule was instituted--within the last year or two i think.

in a nutshell, all the pukies that "crossed over" for hillary will have to either stick with what the "new" party they just voted in today for the general, or not vote at all.

simple. easy. deserving.

wanna vote for mccain? they mccan't!

[jmowreader]

81. Shhh!

We're TRYING to get them to vote for Democrats!

Since McCain is running on a continue-the-war platform, they might anyway. But we're only trying to help out.

[Andrea]

66. Absolutely right, Crunchy

YOU MUST VOTE DEMOCRATIC IN THE GENERAL.

NOT VOTING IS NOT AN OPTION. YOU MUST VOTE THE STRAIGHT DEM TICKET.

WE DON"T WANT YOU TO END UP RENDITIONED.

[MessiahRp]

18. I swear all Republicans are mentally retarded

:rofl:

Rp

[Blue_Roses]

31. no, once they vote in the primary as a DEM,

then they are registered as a Dem and have to wait an entire year before switching. It's a "gotcha" for trying to screw with the party votes:D

[stubtoe]

105. Maybe not all Repubs, but for sure the ones that listen to that ass are.

And especially the ones that actually do what he TELLS them to do! This is so damned funny! :rofl:

[wryter2000]

19. Thanks, I needed that

:rofl:

[City Lights]

21. LOL!

Did we expect any less from Rush's flock? D'oh!

[Blue State Bandit]

22. Way to go LimpBalls!

Oh my god, I can't believe I said that.


:hurts::nuke::hide:

[Johnny__Motown]

24. OMG I love it. thanks for posting this.

[4_Legs_Good]

25. What a pure joy it must be to hear these guys on the radio

Calling in and admitting to a live audience that they voted for Hillary Clinton.

Mwah hah hah hah!

You'll never live that down with your redneck buddies!

David

[VolcanoJen]

28. I would have wrecked my freaking car if I'd have heard these idiots on the radio

I would have convulsed in laughter and ran into a tree!

GAWD I'm still laughing!! :rofl:

[4_Legs_Good]

30. Suicide rates will likely skyrocket in Texas in the next year or so

as these people have to live with this mark on their permanent record.

Can you imagine: "I never voted for nobody but a Republican my whole life! Cept that time I voted for Hillary Clinton".

Good or bad a vote for Hillary Clinton stays with you forever.

David

[VolcanoJen]

34. Damn you, 4_Legs! Damn you to hell!!!

Now I'm laughing so hard the Pepsi came out of my nose!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"Only Democrat I ever voted for was Hillary Clinton."

That'll get your ass thrown right out of the honky-tonk in Bush Country.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

you're responses to 4_legs

comments are making me laugh even harder. :rofl: :rofl:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

35. At the very least I expect to see them avoid voting for two years

They're going to be ashamed to show their voter registration with that bright shiny DEMOCRAT stamped on it.

[Andrea]

67. Can you imagine their humiliation

When the neighbors see the postal carrier delivering all that Dem literature to their house this fall?

If I could have picked a state for this to happen in, I would have picked Texas.

[bulloney]

89. Maybe we should recommend these voters wear a scarlet "H" on their foreheads

[Vilis Veritas]

94. It is truly a mark. They now have a nice big STAMP on

their voter registration card that says, DEMOCTRATIC...

[RebelOne]

97. Sean Hannity was also telling his listeners to vote for Hillary.

I was listening to him on my way home last night. A lady from Texas called in and said she voted for Clinton and she felt soooo dirty.

[Wetzelbill]

52. oh that made me laugh

thanks. :rofl:

[mmonk]

26. Whooops

Poor things.

[laundry_queen]

27. Now that is just all kinds of funny.

:rofl: :crazy: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Window]

29. LMAO!

:applause:

[Major Hogwash]

36. Ya mean I cain't vote twicet?

Well, hell, that's just not fair. I feel like a moran.

[BreweryYardRat]

37. They tried to interfere in our primary, they got what they deserved.

Dumbasses.

[Umbram]

103. Tried or succeeded? (nt)

[kma3346]

109. My thoughts exactly

I'd sure like to know exactly how many of them succeeded in voting for Hillary, thereby deliberately interfering in our right for a fair primary.

[Mme. Defarge]

38. Cool.

[Forkboy]

39. Like sea monkeys, the repubs are endlessly entertaining.

[Canuckistanian]

40. Sore Losermen

And LoserWomen!

My heart bleeds.....

:nopity:

[K Gardner]

41. Woops???

[BattyDem]

42. Repuke stupidity ...

The gift that keeps on giving!
:rofl: :dunce: :rofl: :dunce: :rofl:

Thanks ... I needed a good laugh today! :hi:

[tandot]

45. Everywhere in Texas, many villages are NOT missing their idiots

That is absolutely f*cking hilarious. Boy, are those guys stupid. This OP and the whole thread with the responses deserve a DUzy.


:rofl:

[rainman99]

46. Some of these people were at my caucus. It got ugly.

My girlfriend called 'em all out. She started asking everyone if they were Republican moles. I started questioning everyone who was there and left very confused.
But there were 20 times more people at the caucus in my precinct (Texas) than in '04 so the process is working. Obama won , 7 to 6 delegates.

[Andrea]

68. I wish I could have seen that!

How did they react when she called them out?

[catrose]

106. bout the same for my precinct

8-7

And over 100 Dems at caucus as opposed to the usual 3.

[Zorra]

47. Bwaahaaahaaa. n/t

[Kukesa]

49. We had some Ohio DittoHeads at the precinct where I

worked as a judge today. Several outright stated they had a "strategy" and wanted to change and vote Dem just this time.

Jen, be proud of the job you did in Cinci -- and don't be discouraged. Sometimes the best man DOESN'T win.

[Andromeda]

70. No, the best woman did.

:)

[Oldenuff]

93. what a st***d remark

eom

[Andromeda]

136. Boy are you dim.

:crazy:

[Oldenuff]

139. Not hardly.

[MojoMojoMojo]

50. 9% of Obama vote is republican in Texas you all are ridiculous

Republicans and independants are the only thing keeping Obama afloat.
Which is why its absurd to have the popular vote dictate superdelegates.Superdelegates should only be influenced by registered Democrat votes.

[Alcibiades]

51. Obama's viability of is doubtful without Republicans

He's on his last legs! Don't be fooled by the millions of Democrats who have come to support his candidacy--they don't matter!

Anyway, I'll go you one better. Let's have the votes of superdelegates determined--not influenced, but determined--entirely by the vote of registered Democrats. That's a reform I think we can all get behind.

[IronLionZion]

122. Surely you have evidence to back that up

because if you didn't, then everyone would know that you are a liar.

[readmoreoften]

53. If you think white male Republicans are voting Clinton for kicks, you might be nuts.

There is more Clinton hatred among white male Republicans here than there is on DU. And that's a lot.

[MojoMojoMojo]

60. Especially with concealed weapons

[Historic NY]

55. Jeez what did they think they could vote often & frequently........

the dead might have a better chance then they do. :think:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

56. They can't vote Republican in the runoff, either.

:rofl: :rofl:


SCREWN!!!

CALL THE WAHHHMBULANCE!

[pnwmom]

57. Here in Washington, that's how it used to be -- you could vote for a Repub

in one primary, and a Democrat in another . The ballots had all the candidates from both parties, so you could pick and choose.

[delt664]

58. DAMNIT!

The first time in history that Rush Limbaugh's show has been entertaining and I missed it!


Hey Dittoheads: The system is not as easy to manipulate as you think. And none of you MORANS are smart enough to do it, but most are dumb enough to think you can.

[LisaL]

59. NOOOOOOOO! You don't say...

:rofl:

[Zambero]

61. They shouldn't feel too badly

After all, with her gushing praise for McCain while scorning Obama, Hillary's been morphing into Josie Lieberman over the past several days. About as close to a Republican as one can get.

[Andrea]

62. Whoa - I love it

It's about time some stupid freak Republicans got disenfranchised. If you declare as a Dem, you can only vote the Dem ticket - duh! They deserve it so sweetly for listening to anything Limbaugh says.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

69. so they actually listened to Rush Limpballs

too bad, I guess Dems are screwed.

Even as filthy and vicious as Hillary is - I doubt she could claw her way past
Grandpa McCain.

He will have his own 3 AM call for her.

EIther way, the democratic party would be destroyed for another decade.

Rove wins.

[Jennifer C]

71. OMFG!

:rofl:

[Name removed]

72. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[donheld]

73. Rush screws'em over again

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[bulloney]

91. Where's that video of Rush gyrating his head when he mocked Michael J. Fox?

That's how he and his dildoheads must feel right now.

[happygoluckytoyou]

75. ITS TOUGH BEING 'TARDED

[nebula]

76. K&R

For the best laugh I've had all week, lol.

[ForeignSpectator]

77. So they are Democrats now and have to vote Dem in the GE?? How many of them are there, some numbers?

Love it when idiots fuck it up for themselves...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[nebula]

78. Ironic, ain't it?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ForeignSpectator]

80. I'd love to hear some of these radio complaints...

what the "disenfranchised" say and the responses they get ( should be a lot of "uhhh's" going on )

:rofl:

Still can't believe it's true, that's just too rich!

[bulloney]

92. Hell, most of those idiots think "disenfranchised" is a McDonald's restaurant.

And the Burger King is a "datenfranchised" business.

[Kurovski]

79. K&R. It would be a travesty not to.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

83. Punk'd by their hero... pardon me a moment.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now, where was I? Oh yeah.

Way to go lemmings! The cliff is just ahead. Salmon says jump.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mysteryman2]

84. He looks mad it shows in face or is that egg

[frogcycle]

85. most common last words in Texas

'hey ya'll, watch this shit'

this would be the esteemed community of geniuses for whom limbaugh's bell tolls!

:rofl:

[robbedvoter]

86. Funny story - but GOP-ers went to Obama, Hillary won the Dems:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4889383

[JVS]

90. LOL

[liberal N proud]

98. These are people to stupid to think for themselves

They listened to their talking head and followed orders only to get a surprise.



They deserve it for not informing themselves.

:rofl:

[yardwork]

99. Laugh Out Loud!!!!

Way to go, morans!

[npincus]

101. OMG- they thought they got 2 votes?????

NO.... nobody can be THAT stupid.

[NOLALady]

121. Yes,

they can!

[Cherchez la Femme]

134. No?

They voted for the Oaf of Office

TWICE!

Oh yeah, they sure can be THAT stupid! lulz


EDIT:

But then again, in this society they feel they're entitled plus they're used to special attention and to being deferred to. Doesn't their golden, perfect, MORAL intellect (:sarcasm:) get the majority of TV and Radio talk? When they open their mouths to whine (which is always) does not everyone listen and the right ones commiserate? Witness how the NYT bent over backward to try to explain to them how they dared to report something negative (GASP!) about a Republican, even though it was a Republican candidate a very many of them absolutely despise?

I'm not surprised they feel entitled to two votes, if not more. After all THEY feel they're worth at least two of the 'regular' (worthless, lazy, deadbeat) American peons so why the hell not?
It's their Gawd-given right as the "Moral Majority" of America, the ones fighting the influx of immigrants which will destroy and ruin this country even though they, probably to a wo/man, are descendants of immigrants!
Heck, they're the only ones who can keep this country from falling into the sea, but as for Gawd coming for them (and them ONLY, tough luck in Hell you non-Conservative non-Righties, even if you ARE a so-called Christian)
well, bring Republican Jeezuz (who really didn't mean that shit about 'Doing Unto Others' and Peace and turning ones cheek!!!
Gawd I feel sick just writing about these people.

Fugging foolish tools.
Sorry for the language, I've just had enough!

But still: many hearty lulz again, I just can't stop! :evilgrin:

[Cherchez la Femme]

102. ~snicker~

Sorry
Nah, not really. :evilgrin:


Their own damn fault if they haven't realized by now that Limbaugh cares nothing for what their desires are, their duty is only to follow Druggie Limbo's oh-so-brilliant (:puke:) ideas!

What a bunch of ignorant tools. :rofl:

Um, no. Not sorry for that either :D

[Mad_Dem_X]

104. That is f*cking hilarious

I needed a smile today! :rofl: What a bunch of morans.

[babylonsister]

107. So rich! That's what happens when people don't think for themselves.

Good job, sheeple! :thumbsup:

[brentspeak]

108. The link you provided doesn't have the article you're talking about

Do you have a better link?

[ingac70]

110. ....

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0308/Disgruntled_in_Texas.html

[Mezzo]

111. HA HA!! LOL! Anybody who can read an exit polls they voted for OBAMA.

nice try, though

:hi:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

113. That is such great news. Thanks. Made my morning.

[Dangerously Amused]

114. There's that "strategery" thing again.

:rofl:

[colorado_ufo]

115. Oh! My sides hurt!

This is too perfect - will carry me through the day.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deep13]

116. I switched parties for the 2000 primaries.

Gore was a shoe-in and Bush seemed like an idiot. It was not a tactical vote, I just thought Bush would be bad for the country. And guess what? He was!

[John Q. Citizen]

117. It would be interesting to do a Repo down ticket analysis of the races to try to determine

how many ditto heads crossed over to vote for Hill

[L0oniX]

118. HEHEH

[krispos42]

119. And the backlash from this...

... on the radio and the Intertubez and at the water cooler will keep this from happening again.

Rush: "Mississippi Republicans, vote for Hillary next week in the primaries!"

Mississippi Republicans: "Fuck you!"

[jobycom]

120. In the land of the Republicans, a no-brained buffoon is king.

Wouldn't you like to see Republicans forced to take logic tests?

"Finish the sequence: A, B, C..."
"Ummm, Rush didn't explain anything beyond B. What's C?"

[Fox Mulder]

123. OMG!

This is fucking hilarious! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[redqueen]

124. Hahahaahahahahahah... classic.

:rofl:

[bleowheels]

125. "Hillary voting Dittoheads." This phrase is kind of redundant,

don't you think?

[SeattleGirl]

127. I love it!

Stupid idiots listened to Limpballs, and got skunked! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[lisainmilo]

130. THAT IS FUNNY!

:rofl:

[libodem]

133. Before we go around saying that Pukes are all retards

remember that is an insult to the developmentally disabled. I know boring, flaming white liberal, being politically correct. Retch.:puke: But more importantly, Pukes, were encouraged from the top, to go vote up, Hillary, because they would rather run McCain, against her this fall. They are being strategic. They don't care about the little, guy Puke, not being able to vote Repuke, for the next two years, if they can keep Obama down. I predict that even if Obama is nominated, the super delegates will vote for Hillary at the convention. This will split the party and give Faux news something to keep viewers believing the Repubs are not manipulating the Democratic process with Roves influence and American Enterprise Institute's funds. I'll be surprised if it happens any other way than what I predicted. But seriously I hope it does. I'd rather not be right on this one.

Signed Karnack, :crazy: :tinfoilhat: :hide:

[nebula]

135. lol.

[tabasco]

137. They really are that stupid.

It is frightening how many of them there are.

[CitizenLeft]

138. ROTFL!

PERFECT! :rofl:

[redqueen]

140. Kick for anyone who missed it... cause this is truly hilarious.

:kick:

:D