Obama plans vote suppression in Ohio and Texas!

[CoffeeCat]

This is a total outrage!

Apparently, Barack Obama went to law school with ABC's Vice President of National Programming.

Starting this morning 8:00 a.m. and running until 8:00 p.m. tonight--ABC will run a "Murder She Wrote" 12-Hour Marathon.

Obviously, this is a calculated and devious ploy--designed to keep Hillary's base inside watching television
and missing their opportunity to vote. This is a manipulation of our democracy.

I'm outraged, I tell you!! Outraged!!

(Ok, ok...it's not true. However, we're all wound like tops, and we need a little comic relief
now and again, right?).

;)

[blocker]

1. sorry!

lol!

[CoffeeCat]

5. It's true!! It's true!!

Why do you hate democracy?

Do you enjoy the frothy rantings of an outraged Al Queda terrorist?

You must if you aren't outraged!!

Call your Senators now!!!!

Help me Obi Wan!!!

[class2068]

22. So, what are we to make...

of the Twilight Zone marathon also playing today? More dirty tricks to keep scifi geeks at home instead of voting??

[Crazy Dave]

7. And here's....

Somebody who only read the title and not the rest of the thread as it's clearly a joke. Only an "idiot" would have taken it seriously :rofl:

[CoffeeCat]

11. I'm really hoping that they...

...actually read the post, so that person's blood pressure can go down 70 points or so.

I'd hate for my joke to be responsible for an aneurysm. :wow:

[Crazy Dave]

16. Slow down a little and read the whole thread

This website isn't going anywhere and if you disagree with somebody just say so. Name calling is so juvenile.

Welcome to DU blocker :hi:

[NightWatcher]

2. they also put out coupons for Cracker Barrel

[Horse with no Name]

3. That's okay--it's been countered by Apple giving free downloads ALL day

n/t

[thoughtcrime1984]

4. Free prune juice day at Albertson's?

:D

[CoffeeCat]

8. LOL good one!

We all just have to laugh...either that or we go nutty.

:)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Did you hear the one about the brazilians?

[JimGinPA]

9. You Xeroxed Me!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=4859914&mesg_id=4859914


:rofl:

[CoffeeCat]

13. Ohmygosh!

I've only been logged onto DU for about 15 mins. I didn't see your post.

That is too hilarious! How does THAT happen?

That is scary! Are you my long, lost twin???

:rofl:

[JimGinPA]

19. Could Be...

Are you good looking, intelligent, athletic, great personality and an exceptional sense of humor?




:toast:

[CoffeeCat]

21. Jim! It is YOU!

My long-lost fraternal twin!

The male version of ME! As I type this, I feel like I'm looking into a mirror! :)

I look forward to seeing you at the family reunion!

Researchers will pay us top dollar. They live for studying twins who were raised in different environments.
We're cashing in, baby!

Who knew? :hi:

[Johnny__Motown]

10. I think all you would need is a shiny object, the 12 hour marathon is overkill

[Windy]

12. free bus trip to the casinos in Detroit and Windsor for all Ohio seniors!!! n/t

[Horse with no Name]

15. that's the obama supporters Dear

they love them some of those bright shiny objects that they can become mesmerized with.

[bunnies]

14. I hear he's also behind the flooding in Ohio. Im SERIES!!111!!! nt

[redqueen]

17. Pfft...

someone told that joke yesterday. :P

[CoffeeCat]

20. That's MY joke!,

Another DUer posted this EXACT things a few hours ago.

I thought I made up that joke last night, but apparently not!!

How does that happen?

I said it to my husband last night--while we were talking about the primaries.
I suggested that the Obama camp pay for 12 hours of "Murder She Wrote" to keep
the Hillary supporters busy and away from the polling places all day.

He laughed, so I posted it here.

WEIRD!

I feel like Banya from "Seinfeld"...

[Greyskye]

18. Planning victory party at Olive Garden

In the smoking section.

With nursing mothers.

In your house with disease. (All three!)

[Yes We Did]

23. OMG!!!! OMG!!! LMAO!!! OMG!!!

That is the funnies fu@@ing thing I have heard in ages! My mom (fits the Hillary mold to a T) LOVES that show! LMAO!!!
:yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock:

[elixir]

24. TwoSparkles, you have a sense of humor? Geez, I thought you only could write vitriolic diatribes.

[CoffeeCat]

26. Really?

Are we having a Kumbaya moment?

Leave it to Angela Landsbury, to bring the world together!

:toast:

[Cant trust em]

25. Good shit.

That was a chuckle I needed.

Thanks.