The UNOFFICIAL PRIMARY HEMORRHOID SUPPORT GROUP Thread

[ElboRuum]

This is an unofficial thread for people who have just about had it with the constant trolling and invective to the point where they are now experiencing certain uncomfortable physical symptomologies.

Please check in here if the primaries are leaving you with a burning sensation of pain in your ass.
Please check in here if you are currently/have recently used an inflatable doughnut as a means of pain relief.
Please check in here if you are currently trying to corner the market on Preparation H.
Please check in here if you experience an recurrence of inflammation every time you see the word 'Hillbot' or 'Obamaton' or similar.

With mutual support, I'm sure we can get through this trying primary season.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. I AM THE HEMORRHOID.

Mind if I join you?

[ElboRuum]

2. What? Now the hemorrhoids are getting hemorrhoids?

Where will the pain end?!?

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!

[WillyT]

4. LOL !!! - Don't Feel The Hemorroid, BE The Hemorroid !!!

:bounce::hi::bounce:

[taterguy]

5. Something tells me this post will come in handy the next time someone has an argument with you

But what am I thinking?

When was the last time anyone ever argued with you?

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

6. I Don't Mind. It Would Just Make Me Smile.

See, I'm a prick like that...

:P

[taterguy]

8. You just did it again

Welcome back

I kind of missed you

[grantcart]

7. this may be the first post you have made where there is unanimous agreement

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

11. That's Cause This Time The Logic Is Simple Enough For The Dolts To Understand.

:rofl:

[BuyingThyme]

3. Let's get the hemorrhoids out there.

I think I just learned to spell hemorrhoids.

[kimmerspixelated]

9. BUt Dunkin DOnuts

Is owned by the Carlyse Group-BFEE!!! EEEK! No donuts- ever- no siree!

[LSparkle]

10. "This town needs an ENEMA!" (Joker in "Batman")

Ahhhh, that feels better.

[marions ghost]

12. yep how'd you know

today is a butt killer. If the Dems get elected, maybe we'll get some free inflatable doughnuts to help with this Republican stagflation.