It's time for everyone's favorite game... Guess That Negative Ad!

[FlyingTiger]

Yes, with more than a month to kill until the next big showdown in Pennsylvania, it's the perfect time to pile up some prognostications about just what kind of "sink" Hillary will throw at Obama this time. Will it be....

A. Something BAD might happen somewhere at some time! And if that bad thing happens and I'm not President, your sleeping children will all DIE!

B. There's a slight chance that someone with a name that funny-sounding could be a member of a religion related to 9/11. And if he is, your sleeping children will all DIE!

C. Barack has made no effort to claim the large chunk of his life in which he had jobs that had absolutely nothing to do with holding public office as "experience," but I have. Unless he learns to use extremely vague language that doesn't actually describe any specific situations in which "experience" as a corporate lawyer could somehow come into play in a world crisis, if he's elected President, your sleeping children will all DIE!

D. Everyone in the media is out to get me. This whole notion that they spent two years feeding into my first campaign strategy, inevitability, and that the massive advantages in name recognition and Presidential support I started out with came largely from the media constantly touting me as the only name on the Democratic side worth mentioning until mid-2007 is just a lie perpetrated by those same conspiring journalists who hate me so much. If you listen to their biased coverage, your sleeping children will all DIE!

Don't forget, you can use one of your lifelines if you're having trouble. In fact, I'd highly suggest it - after all, who could possibly know which answer is correct when they all seem so damn likely?