Breaking: Olberman suspended from duties.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

Turns out he's actually a zombie. What else could explain his erratic anti-Clinton behavior lately? I mean, he's been doing stories that call into question the sincerity of the charges she's leveled at Obama. He must have drunk the kool-aid, and MSNBC has caught on. Oh, Keith, we here at DU all loved you at one time. But YOU have changed (not we, not we, not we, not we, not we, not we, not we, not we, not we), and we hate the fact that you can no longer think for yourself--oh yeas, you who were once only weeks ago our oasis from all things republican-media-based. But now you have turned. There must be a cure; you will find it, and we will love you from then on.

So now, depending on which zombie cure they're in to, he will either have to be decapitated, shot in the face, simply killed, or stored in a shed while he plays video games (for all of you _Shaun of the Dead_ fans out there).

[Nitrogenica]

1. Who is the "we" you refer to?

Not me.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

5. So then you have always disliked Olberman?

Fair enough. Glad to see you put it out there. See, I've always liked the guy. I've found him to be a breath of fresh air in a land of death, destruction, and Krispy Kremes. He likes to ask questions. I like questions. I like all questions. I even like unfair questions--because unfair questions are made to look stupid when one answers them thoroughly.

But that's just me. Perhaps not we. And perhaps not you.

[babylonsister]

2. LOL! nt

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. Bush didn't resign after Olbermann demanded it. After that, he moved on to

Hillary, insisting that she should quit the race. Fuck you Olbermann. Olbermann is a shit head. His whole Clinton NAFTA thing was bullshit. He admitted it tonight but in the most convoluted bullshit way I have ever seen.

[stillrockin]

6. Whoa, fella. Not sounding too casual there.

[The_Casual_Observer]

13. Go ahead, argue it. He was wrong on the NAFTA deal. Fuck him.

[jenmito]

4. So because he calls her out for what she does and says, he's a zombie?

Typical reality denier. :eyes:

[Melinda]

8. Familiar with satire, much?

:eyes:

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

10. Yes, and he must be destroyed.

If he transfers his fluids to anyone else, his contagion will spread. We'll all be Obamaniacs, and we'll all need to feed on Clinton flesh. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Clinton flesh.

[goclark]

11. Is this really true ~ Keith is gone?

[0007]

40. NO!

[TheWebHead]

7. actually it's across the board from liberal programming

Ed Schultz, Randi Rhodes, Keith Olbermann, Mike Malloy, Stephanie Miller, Jon Elliott, Richard Greene, and Sam Seder... but in fairness, you do have a DC insider Bill Press remaining team Clinton, as is Air America owner and New York City socialite Mark Greene.

[Kittycat]

24. but, but... Taylor Marsh....

:puke:

[Shakespeare]

9. Another DU hypocrite.

His authenticity and hard-driving reports are just great until your candidate is targeted. They spent 20 minute tonight talking about the Obama campaign's stumbles, but I guess you missed that part.

You guys are becoming boringly predictable.

[Melinda]

12. Jesus Hussein Christ, it's satire -- try reading it!!

:eyes:

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

14. Read????????

We no read.

Flesh. Flesh. Brains.

[Melinda]

16. Game, set, matchpoint.

I think next to SwampRat you may be my next favorite DUer. :loveya:

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

19. Next to SwampRat, you may be the only Duer who doesn't have me on ignore.

O.K., obviously, that's hyperbolic. Stupid logic.

[Melinda]

27. Damn, too bad. And here I was thinking I might have a new best friend to pay me big bucks to cheer..

from the sidelines.

Oh well, I still might :loveya: anyway.

[Shakespeare]

18. Chill.

I know it was satire.

[Melinda]

23. Admit it; it was my "Hussein" reference that had you at hello....

And if I were any more chilled, I'd have frostbite on my tits.

;)

[Shakespeare]

26. That was an especially nice touch.

:P

[Melinda]

32. Most gracious thanks to you, M'lord Bard.

:toast:

[Shakespeare]

34. This place is just downright nutty lately....

...and not in a good way. OPs like this one are vital to keep it from going completely crazy-evil-insane.

[Melinda]

47. Shades of Dennis Leary!!

I think to a great extent we are all just a we bit batshit crazy and a shade of Dennis Leary!! Enjoy :)

http://www.jibjab.com/view/228833

[0007]

25. ......on the junior high level or younger ya mean!

[ClayZ]

55. LOL

K and R

:rofl:

[Melinda]

15. Brillaint post; I laughed so hard my sides split... recommended reading w/5 stars,

and a whole lotta :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:!!!!!!!!

[Lucinda]

17. He blogs at KOS and KOS is anti-Hillary

Draw your own conclusions.
Though I will consider your zombie argument.

[MH1]

20. Funny so many prominent liberals have become anti-Hillary.

I wonder why that is. Hmm.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

22. Must eat brains.

Misogynist brains.

[Danger Mouse]

21. Olbermann is one of the high ranking members of the cult.

He gets the freshest babies on roasted baby night.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

28. Why do I keep getting visions of a zombified Homer Simpson?

Christ, DU has become a parody of itself.

[Danger Mouse]

36. du's been a parody of itself for a long time.

hush and drink some more of the kool aid.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

49. Noooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Or, taking a page from Sister Sledge: "We are parody . . . I got all my Duers and me."

Now that I think about it, I like the pro/anti-Hillary, pro/anti-Obama people more than I like the "this isn't what Du is about; oh-I'm so ashamed of Du" people.

So . . . much love to all my DU: P peeps out there. All you haters. DU :P in the HOUSE.

[The_Casual_Observer]

31. He's a shithead who never admits he's wrong.

[Danger Mouse]

35. Hillary never admits she's wrong, either.

:shrug:

[The_Casual_Observer]

38. Either?

[VolcanoJen]

37. Shhhhhhhhh

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[Danger Mouse]

45. Sorry, didn't mean to give away any secrets about Roasted Baby night.

...or the Blood of Thirty Virgins night...damn!! :banghead:

[Berry Cool]

50. And kittens for dessert.

And then there's the live virgin sacrifice, courtesy of the Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade.

At least, we plan to hold one, soon as we can find ourselves a virgin.

[Danger Mouse]

58. I think we can find plenty over at Free Republic.

[CreekDog]

29. Not to be confused with Olbermann

:rofl:

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

33. Is it really two nn's?

Well, then, he's a Nazi-zombie son-of-a-bitch.

[CreekDog]

41. I didn't think it was possible

but you are making even less sense than before. :banghead:

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

44. Because two nn's signifies a REALLY German spelling.

See, I make a lot of sense, but you probably don't catch it all. It's all quite referential--and hopelessly etymological. I'm here to entertain myself--and now Melinda.

[Berry Cool]

51. Well, you know what all the wingnuts say.

German heritage = Nazi wannabe.

The name Olbermann is a dead giveaway. Next on the hit list, Manfred Mann!

[Dogmudgeon]

30. Olbermann Fans for Hillary, check in here.

This is the BEST ELECTION EVER!

--p!
I went to GD-P and a hockey game broke out.

[Thepricebreaker]

39. Perhaps he likes Obama better? And according to the pop vote.. the majority of dems...

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

42. The majority of dems. . . .

who have been infected.

[DeSwiss]

43. Maybe that "anti-Clinton behavior".....

...is due to her "anti-Democratic party" comments. I mean how can she call herself a Democrat while extolling the virtues of John McCain over Barak Obama???

So she would rather four more years of a Repuke White House if she can't have the nomination? Its all about HER ass, huh?

- She's full of BULLSHIT!!!

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

46. Zombie. Zombie. Kill him.

Obvious Zombie here.

And he's Swiss, which means he doesn't like war. Which means he's a ZOMBIE!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

53. Oh no--a SWISS zombie.

I'd say "He must be neutralized," but I suspect it's already too late.

[wisteria]

48. Maybe he is on to them. n/t

[Patsy Stone]

52. That headline

just about scared me to death. :)

[Berry Cool]

54. If you think that's scary

try running into a Swiss zombie sometime.

[Patsy Stone]

57. You, you, you...

BABY EATER!

[ruiner4u]

56. Awesome summery of the idiocy that is DU

[Berry Cool]

62. Well, we may be idiots

but at least we know how to spell "summary."

[Awsi Dooger]

59. He should be suspended

Check the end of his program tonight, the "Truth as a defense" line, regarding Hillary as a monster, while yakking with his nightly puppet Dana Milbank.

It's inconceivable an identical or similar summation could be attached to Obama, on any topic, without backlash. In fact, Olbermann himself would be outraged if a prominent media member said something comparable about Obama.

And Olbermann didn't mean it as funny. That's the revealing aspect, apropos of his daily assault on her.

Talent and education are hardly lockstep with class. Olbermann has none of the later.

I've been an Edwards supporter for years, dating to DU posts in 2003 if not late 2002. This campaign it was much simpler to evaluate the Hillary/Obama media coverage if originally you supported someone else. Olbermann was disgraceful from the outset.

The hysterical aspect is his denial, notably aimed at the SNL skits. That's the one thing that clearly irritates him, although somehow he has been spared as a specific target. Yesterday he tried to dismiss the media bias aspect by desperately claiming he asked Obama a tough question at one point, and Russert queried Obama about Farrakhan. LOL. That's the caliber of a Keith Olbermann at this point, actually believing all he needs to do is summon two weak examples, and it verifies the media bias toward Obama is pure mythology.

If it were mythology, that would be obvious, and he wouldn't need to scramble for examples in the first place.

[Melinda]

60. Mmmm, tasty and tender.... must eat

Roasted zombie baby flesh!!

[Berry Cool]

61. I see we have another waaaaambulance chaser who can't handle the truth.

You obviously haven't watched him much. Otherwise you'd know he has well more than "two weak examples" of being critical of Obama.

But then again, don't let me divert you from the zombie attack.

[bigtree]

63. He's been suspended from my television.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

64. You'll be back. You'll watch him on Crooksandliars.

You'll click on a link if it indicates that he's supporting Clinton--or, better yet, criticizing Obama.

But just know one thing: he only wants your brain. Zombies have such tunnel-vision.