I don't want any President ever answering the f'n phone at 3:am!!1!!

[Guava Jelly]

I want someone in the room dragging the President out of bed and forcing coffee down their throat!
I want a room full of experts to brief the President.
I want the president to understand everything known about the situation.
Then I want action!
Fuck the solutions of a groggy human with sleep in their eyes and funky morning breath!:puke:
:popcorn:

[Benhurst]

1. I wouldn't mind. In fact, given the crooks and clowns we have had

as of late, I wouldn't mind a president having to hold down a night job at a Wendy's or a 7-Eleven. He or she might learn something of what it's like for most American citizens these days.