Its 3:00 am. The phone rings. Hillary answers. Can she help Elliot Spitzer make bail?

[grantcart]

Hillary was not involved in this New York scandal in any way - as far as I know.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. ...

[yourguide]

2. funniest post today thanks!

[ORDagnabbit]

3. LOL. :)

[Johnny__Motown]

4. ok, that was a good one.... thanks

[stillrockin]

5. Excellent. Will she stand by her buddy in his time of need?

[SoFlaJet]

6. One For My Baby (and one more for the road)

Its quarter to three,
Theres no one in the place cept you and me
So set em up joe
I got a little story I think you oughtta know

Were drinking my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

I know the routine
Put another nickel in that there machine
Im feeling so bad
Wont you make the music easy and sad

I could tell you a lot
But you gotta to be true to your code
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

Youd never know it
But buddy Im a kind of poet
And Ive got a lot of things I wanna say
And if Im gloomy, please listen to me
Till its all, all talked away

Well, thats how it goes
And joe I know youre gettin anxious to close
So thanks for the cheer
I hope you didnt mind
My bending your ear

But this torch that I found
Its gotta be drowned
Or it soon might explode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

[Yurovsky]

7. Ba-da-bing! (cymbal crash...)

thanks! :rofl:

[dailykoff]

8. Hello, Elliot...

Will that be Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?

[peace13]

13. And Elliot...

please don't take my Billy down with you.

[sniffa]

9. If she hasn't spent his donations

:hide:

[grantcart]

11. long gone

[Debi]

10. I'll take her at her word n/t

[Dr. Strange]

32. Damn you Debi!

You beat me to it!

:patriot:

[smiley_glad_hands]

12. Anyone who thinks this is funny is borderline freeper.

We don't attack dems this way and is not much different from hilliary's tactics. Obama will steer clear of this.

[peace13]

17. Compared to the Iraq War...

This is wonderfully hilarious. Go figure.

[smiley_glad_hands]

19. You have a bad sense of humor then. eom

[peace13]

24. Judge, me I don't mind.

I have had it up to the eyeballs with politicians walking around saying one thing and doing another while the American people are being stripped of all rights. And remember, judge not least ye be judged. Peace, Kim

[ecstatic]

18. Huh? Didn't Hillary strike the first blow, and Obama is forced to stay above the fray

But in the real world, people are allowed to speak the truth about HRC.

[ellisonz]

22. "We don't attack dems this way"

The Clinton Fallacy

[grantcart]

27. i attack all law enforcement hypocrites the same way

that is the democratic way

[smiley_glad_hands]

31. I am an Obama supporter.

Let this process play out. No need to interject the campaigns into this.

[QC]

26. Borderline? That's a very generous assessment. n/t

[grantcart]

29. Yes by all means cover up and excuse

I want all law enforcement hypocrites exposed Republicans or Democrat

And for those of you who want to expose and excuse their own party and not hold it to a higher standard?:

They are normally called Republicans.

[grantcart]

28. yes we protect our own

I would like to expose every single law enforcement hypocrite

I don't give a shit if its a republican or democrat

That is what makes us different from the Republicans

[MonkeyFunk]

14. another freeper asshole exposed

you guys are truly sick.

[grantcart]

20. from you that is a high compliment

[grantcart]

30. What is sick is the 'team mentality' that you are a disciple of

Protect and excuse our team.

The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that the Republicans want to game the system for their club.

I don't want to change our club for another club I want a country that is called to a higher standard.

And anytime a law enforcement politician is exposed for his hypocracy I love it and I don't care what letter is next to your name.

There is another team that plays by your rules and likes your attitude. You should consider it.

You wouldn't have to keep up the mental gymnastics about the IWR either. Just be a loyal member of the team.

[ecstatic]

15. LMAO!!! nt

[scheming daemons]

16. Change the name in this story from Eliot Spitzer to Duval Patrick..... then....

..imagine the media reaction.


Thought so.

[anigbrowl]

21. Can it. I think this is an unworthy argument

I seriously doubt Clinton could possibly have seen this coming.

[peace13]

25. No pun intended!!! n/t

[Cali_Democrat]

23. LOL

:rofl:

[Medusa]

33. But does he have 35 years of experience

hiring prostitutes?

[Scurrilous]

34. LOL

:thumbsup:

[cascadiance]

35. Perhaps if she was called on Sunday morning at 3:00 AM...

She would have looked at her watch when the call came in and said... Hey it's only 2 AM (not having changed her DST yet)... I'm not ready yet. Call me back at 3:00 AM after I've had a chance to blow dry my hair and put on makeup!

Caller: But it IS 3:00 AM now!

Clinton: It is 2:00 AM if I say it is! Later!