Citizens o' the Five Blogs! Clinton fans are attempting to draw Barack O'Bama into an argument...

[Leopolds Ghost]

...that would no doubt end in political bloodshed...

...and the compromising of his office.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5030526



So, What do you think, DUers?

Shall I engage in silence, this relic of the ancient law...

...or, shall I be your chosen voice...

...in a new testament, in the new world?

There you have it, Hillbots.

The people have spoken.

The very notion of electoral reprisal benumbs them.

Come on up.

Let's see if we can resolve our...

...grievances the democratic way.

(THWACK!!!!!)



"That, my friends, is called the minority vote."

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/g/gangs-of-new-york-script-transcript.html

[AtomicKitten]

1. Some come here arguing that she is tied with Barack.

As if. It's over, there is no way she can move ahead of him, and she needs to muster the grace to concede now before she tears the party apart.

[bellasgrams]

8. You folks have already succeeded in tearing the party apart

[AtomicKitten]

10. Riight! Hillary has already lost and refuses to concede.

You have to actually gets votes to win. Just trying to ram your candidate down the throats of voters isn't working. And the worse part is that she had every advantage: She walked in the door at 50% with name recognition, a wad of cash, and party backing. And she pissed it away with her stunningly inept campaign and nasty divisive politics.

She has already lost and doesn't have the grace, hell the good sense to acknowledge it and accept it, and that inability to deal in an adult fashion with her defeat trickles down into her support base producing bitter people like yourself. Her campaign is officially running on bullshit and hubris now.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

13. That last line is a keeper.

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. Hmmm....

I clicked on your link; 'You are ignoring the author of this thread'. I only have the most egregious, offensive, and consistently stupid of the Hillary supporters on ignore; my list has about a dozen names on it. Whatever psychotic nonsense you've linked to, it's no surprise that it would come from one of those dozen.

[Leopolds Ghost]

4. Attacking Obama Fans for embracing his Irish heritage on St. Paddy's day

Thank god, they die as true Americans.

And not one of those dark Hibernian hordes!

[progressive_realist]

7. It's the one I've nicknamed "Baghdad Bob"

You can probably guess who that is. :)

[Leopolds Ghost]

3. You killed our nominee's chances? You don't know what you've done to yourself.

"Who nominated 'im?"



Hill "the Monster", I know your works.

You're neither cold nor hot.

So because you are luke warm...

...I will spew you out of my mouth.

You can build your filthy world without me.

I took the husband, now I'll take the wife.

You tell young Mark Penn, I'm going to paint...

...Paradise square with his blood.

Two coats!

I'll festoon my sleeping chamber with his guts.

As for you Mrs. Tammany fucking hall...

...you come down to the Points once more...

...and you'll be dispatched by my own hand!

Now get back to your celebration...

...and let me eat in peace.

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/g/gangs-of-new-york-script-transcript.html

[Neshanic]

5. Send your wife out. She says what she means.

[Leopolds Ghost]

9. No son, never. The blood stays on the blade.

What's the battle?

Natives against the Democrabbits.

Which are you?

What do you think? Democrabbits!



PRIEST O'BAMA: I know. You swore, this was a battle between warriors.

Not a bunch o' Miss Nancy's.

So warriors is what I brought.

The O'Bama Guard!

The Plug Uglies!

The Shirt Tails!

The Chichesters!

The Forty Delegates!



HILLARY: Bene.

On my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat...

...we are met at this chosen ground...

...to settle for good an' all...

...who holds sway o'er the Five Blogs.

Us Natives, born rightwise to this fine Presidency....

...or the foreign hordes defiling it!



PRIEST O'BAMA: Under the ancient laws of combat I accept the challenge of the so called Natives.

You plague our party at every turn!

But from this day out, you shall plague us no more!

Let it be known, that the hand that tries to strike us from this party...

...shall be swiflty cut down!

HILLARY: Then may the Christan Lord, guide my hand, against your O'Baman infidelry!

Prepare to receive the true Lord!

Barack!

No, my son.

Don't never look away!

[PerfectSage]

6. Use the eggducator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNmqS4nSYY

I blame you for my Willie Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate factory youtube addiction. Thanks. lol

[Leopolds Ghost]

11. LOL!

:hi:

[cooolandrew]

Yep, that has been a big tactic, thankfully most times Obama has defused it with humour. He rocks.

[cooolandrew]

12. Yep, that has been a big tactic, thankfully most times Obama has defused it with humour. He rocks.

[Leopolds Ghost]

14. Each of the Five Blogs is a finger...when we close our hand it becomes a fist.

O'BAMA: You may or not know Hill, that each day I go down to the red states...

...with hot soup for the O'Bamicans as they come on board.

As part of building a political base.

HILLARY: I've noticed you there!

You may have noticed me?

HILLARY: Indeed I have!

Throwing torrents of favours and withering abuse on every person who step off those votes.

If only I had the authorization, Barack...

...I'd wiretap each and everyone of them, before they set foot on Washington soil.

O'BAMA: Democratic Underground and Kos.
Talking Points Memo. BradBlog and HuffingtonPost.

Each of the Five Blogs is a finger...

...when we close our hand it becomes a fist.

And any time that I wish, I can turn it against you.

HILLARY: I understand. But we're talking about different things.

I'm talking about civic duty. Responsibilites we owe to the people.

Schools and hospitals. Sewers and utilities.

Street construction, repairs and sweeping. Business and saloon licences.....

Streetcars, ferries, rubbish disposal...

...There's a power of money to be made in this city, Barack.

With your help, the people must be made to understand...

...that all these things are best kept, in what I like to call the Clinton family.

That is why I am talking about an alliance between our organisations.

-- You're talking about muscle work.

That too. Muscle to match our spirit.

-- You own the crushers, get them to do it.

The Party Machine? Oh, no! Jezus, no!

The appearance of the law must be upheld.

Especially while it's being broken.