Let's stick to the issues.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

ISSUE 1: Did Barack Obama have gay sex with his pastor before or after he smoked crack with Barry Manilow? Err... I mean Marion Barry.

ISSUE 2: Is Hillary Clinton a lesbian, or bisexual?

ISSUE 3: Is Barack Obama a lesbian, or bisexual?

ISSUE 4: When Hillary killed Vince Foster, did she eat his intestines, or allow James Carville and other members of the DLC to finger-paint with them?

ISSUE 5: When the Obama cult commits mass suicide, will this sufficiently lower the number of active grassroots volunteers to the point where the Republicans will win in november?

I challenge all of you to put aside your silly partisan differences and come together to answer these important questions, which have been inserted into my anus by an alien probe from the burning wreckage of the Romney campaign.


Also, vote Wombat.