Did you hear the latest on Obama?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

He works in the same building with a guy who says "I hated the gooks. I always will."

That's it. He just ruined his chances against McCain. It's over.

[theboss]

1. He also works with a former Klansman

Eegads...I voted for a former Klansman once.

I'm a racist!!!

[Berry Cool]

2. I have slept in a bed made up with white sheets on it.

That does it for me.

[blogslut]

3. He also works with warmongers!

He sees them every day and he's cordial to them!

[AlCzervik]

4. i heard he also watched Road House and thought it was "Ok".

can you imagine, "Ok" the only movie worse than Road House is "Showgirls".

[theboss]

8. RoadHouse is the greatest movie ever

Take it back! Take it back!

[sniffa]

9. You're dead to me

Roadhouse is one of the greatest movies ever, and the fact that you don't recognize proves you're a Hillbot. :grr:

He single-handedly made the Bouncer profession respectable.

[EFerrari]

31. The man lives with two under aged girls.

Spin that.

[theboss]

33. I've been waiting my whole life to spin that

But I don't know who we are talking about.

[babylonsister]

5. Don't forget; he didn't throw his friend of 20 years under the bus. That

makes him a bad, bad man. :scared:

[justinsb]

6. What I heard

Is that his cousin's roommate's brother's uncle's secretary's best friend's landlord once refused to wear green on St. Patricks day

Do you think Obama's hatred of the Irish will hurt him in New York and Boston?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

7. "I'll never forgive them... for the death of my son."

[Whisp]

34. DennyCrane is on Obama's side.

or is it Allan?
Obama should maybe worry.

:rofl:

[MadMaddie]

10. Folks this is exactly the way to defeat the 527s. Do you realize that?

By taking the argument out of their argument they have nothing.

[Bright Eyes]

11. More importantly....

Where was Obama when Kennedy was assassinated?

[justinsb]

13. Let's see..he would have been

Almost two...and I think - if I remember the footage correctly - there was a suspicious stroller on the grassy knoll.

[DearAbby]

24. Think that is bad....

Obama wrote the Screenplay for the Titanic..."Jack! "Rose!" "Jack! "Rose!" "Jack! "Rose!" "Jack! "Rose!""Rose!" "Jack!" "Rose!" "Jack!"

[rug]

12. Did the guy baptize his children?

[justinsb]

14. More importantly WHO baptized his children

someone should find out and run a background check.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. No, he was too busy fucking lobbyists in exchange for political favors.

[rug]

21. Oh, I don't think he went as far as fucking them.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

23. Yes, I'm sure you think John McCain is a stand up guy.

[rug]

25. I'm sure you think a non sequitur is logic.

You don't really think it's humor, do you?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. non sequitor?

Having a hard time keeping up?

[rug]

29. It's non sequitur?

A dictionary is yout friend.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

30. ...

[AlCzervik]

17. no he sacrificed them in the name of Allah, happy now? Have a cookie.

[stillcool]

19. Jeez...I hope so...

although there is no more Purgatory, so ...I'm not up on what happens to babies that aren't baptized.

[rug]

22. You're confusing Limbo with Purgatory.

[Kittycat]

15. I heard that he's going to lose because he's winning.

[justinsb]

20. It's a sure sign you're going to lose an election when

you get the most votes. I'm afraid it's all over but the crying.

[Whisp]

18. and he's left handed - the debil works through him.

[IndianaJones]

26. Asian racial slurs are allowed by Obamatons to make points?must not be many of those people on here.

Like when you guys bashed gays...always hypothetically of course.

[M0rpheus]

28. Ahem...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2000/02/18/MN32194.DTL

McCain Criticized for Slur
He says he'll keep using term for ex-captors in Vietnam

(02-18) 04:00 PDT Greenville, S.C. -- Editor's Note: This article was published on Feb. 18, 2000. In January 2008, at least two national web sites posted links to it. As a result, it appeared in the list of SFGate's Most Read articles.
Arizona Sen. John McCain refused to apologize yesterday for his use of a racial slur to condemn the North Vietnamese prison guards who tortured and held him captive during the war.

"I hate the gooks," McCain said yesterday in response to a question from reporters aboard his campaign bus. "I will hate them as long as I live."

McCain, a former Navy pilot who spent five years in a Vietnamese prisoner of war camp, was questioned about the language because of a story last month in the Nation magazine reporting his continued use of the slur.

Since then, reports of McCain's language have been circulating on Internet chat sites and e-mails among Asian Americans, many of whom find the the term offensive and inappropriate for an elected official.
<snip>

Hence the quotes.

[IndianaJones]

32. I've seen references to the n-word locked down ASAP. Using slurs you've quoted...

to shill for your candidate doesn't make it ok.

Of course I'm only half g**k...so the outrage is probably false.