Like my old Pappy used to Say . . .

[hueyshort]

Lie down with Dogs, and get up with Fleas.

[tabatha]

1. Who are the dogs?

[Buzz Clik]

9. The real question is, Who are the fleas, and do they make good pets?

[kentuck]

2. Wrestle with pigs and you get muddy...

But the pigs love it!

[Skidmore]

3. Yeah, we certainly need to be treated for fleas here

since you've around.

[tabatha]

4. Is he a flea?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cass-r-sunstein/the-obama-i-know_b_90034.html

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

5. Like my old Pappy used to say

Lie down with oysters, and wake up with crabs.

[Buzz Clik]

10. Interesting. Here's one from my grandmother:

"Don't fuck with me or I'll kick your nuts into your mouth."

She tended to be a bit crusty.

[C_U_L8R]

6. So if one were married to the big dog

she might wake up with big fleas ??? : - )))

[DesertFlower]

8. lol. nt

[bbinacan]

7. My Pappy said son

you're going to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln.

[Forkboy]

11. And never kick a fresh turd on a hot day!

[hueyshort]

12. just shove one down your gullet

and smack your lips.

[Forkboy]

13. Truman's was better.

[polichick]

14. Stop talking about the Big Dog that way! :)