2nd edition of "Things you must believe in order to support Hillary Clinton"

[Joe the Revelator]

The second set of these:

1. Newsmax is a credible source
2. Fox News is on the front lines of fair, investigative journalism
3. America's foreign policy had NOTHING to do with 9-11
4. Being black has its advantages when running for president
5. Reverse racism is prevalent in today's society
6. Being white is a disadvantage when running for president
7. A 70 year old black man has no reason to distrust the American Government
8. The words of Obama's preacher matter, but Hillary's secretive prayer circle does not
9. That what Clinton is doing to the party is GOOD
10 That the next contests matter
11. She has nothing to hide in her tax returns, she just doesn't want to release them because she's busy.
12. If you're bothered by an election that only had one candidate on the ballot, it's because you hate democracy.
13. Iraq should be grateful they were handed all that freedom
14. Ready on day 1 is exemplified by not starting to campaign until 2/3 of the races are over.
15. Rush Limbaugh rallys the troops for Hillary because conservatives are afraid to meet her in the GE

[NeedleCast]

1. K & R for logic

[sniffa]

29. I'm sick to death of logic and math

It's undemocratic. :grr:

[Joe the Revelator]

2. Feel free to add your own.

[Laurab]

3. K&R n/t

[quantass]

4. Very observant -- those are the patterns i've noticed too! Scary!

wow, i thought i was the only one that noticed those. I guess i too am not imagining things

[bunnies]

5. 12. MI was "fair" even though Hillary was the only one on the ballott.

and 13. Hillary is a "Progressive" that happens to lead the anti-progressive DLC.

[XemaSab]

8. Let me amend your #12:

If you're bothered by an election that only had one candidate on the ballot, it's because you hate democracy. x(

[GhostofSandpiper]

6. How I learned to stop worrying and love Fox News

"By Golly, it really is Fair & Balanced!"

-A. Clinton Supporter
Anytown, USA

[Whisp]

7. 12. Iraq should be grateful they were handed all that freedom

at the end of guns and in the middle of cluster bombs, deplete urainiam, destroyed infrastructure, corporate privatization, etc.

ingrates!

She is Hillary Clinton, and she approves of these methods.

[uponit7771]

10. ...definate add to list

[uponit7771]

9. K&R, Hope this gets read tommorrow too

[Joe the Revelator]

12 and 13 added

[Liberal Veteran]

11. "Monster is a sexist term".

[BringBigDogBack]

12. kick

[Liberal Veteran]

13. Ready on day 1 is exemplified by not starting to campaign until 2/3 of the races are over.

[Joe the Revelator]

14. added

[Liberal Veteran]

15. When Rush Limbaugh listeners vote for Clinton, it's because she's the harder candidate to beat.

[Joe the Revelator]

16. added

[Hieronymus]

27. huh?

[Scurrilous]

17. Great post Wolsh!

K & R :thumbsup:

[DarienComp]

18. Ted Kennedy only endorsed Barack Obama because he hates women.

[Hieronymus]

31. Wow, that sounds like something a Republican would post.

[DarienComp]

37. that was an entry--- sorry if it was unclear

[stillcool]

19. Nothing matters...

unless the Clinton's say it matters. But that too is subject to change.

[Perry Logan]

20. 16. Obamites are full of shit.

[Joe the Revelator]

22. Very thought out rebuttal there Perry

Go fuck yourself.

[HughBeaumont]

44. "Progressives are as useless as tits on a boar": Perry Lieberman, 2007.

Don't think I've forgotten about that quote.

So let's all be useful and elect a polarizing baggage-carrier with capitulating stances on trade & offshoring and abominable stances on national security and war. WOOOOHOOO, sign me up!

[D23MIURG23]

39. .

[rainbow4321]

21. Caucuses are waaaayyyyy to hard for voters figure out.....

The states that use them are putting HRC supporters at a disadvantage so their delegate results should be subtracted from Obama's delegate tally.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

23. To Recommend This Thread, You'd Actually Have To Believe,

that the OP is a rationally thinking objective individual rather than a flamebaiting moran.

No rec from me!

[Joe the Revelator]

24. Thanks for the kick.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

25. Psssssstttttt....... Hey........ Genius........ C'mere........

Shhhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell anybody, ok?....... But, like, being grateful for a kick should only like, ya know, be done when your thread WASN'T already on the top of the page, lest the kick mean absolutely nothing......

[Joe the Revelator]

26. Thanks again!

[uponit7771]

30. You didn't address the OP's points either, why not? Thx

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

32. Because They're Irrational, Twisted, At Times Delusional, Disingenuous, Flamebaiting, And

ill intentioned.

That's why.

[uponit7771]

28. Dangit!! I wish I could recommend this again!!!

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

34. Jeez, Do You Get Off Easily.

[David Zephyr]

33. K&R.

K&R.

[elana i am]

35. here's one you can add to the list

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5130355

[olkaz]

36. The DLC helps keep the grownups in charge of the party.

And only moderate democrats can win a general.

[D23MIURG23]

40. Right, its those dems with beliefs that you have to worry about...

:evilgrin:

[Hepburn]

38. One must believe that it is appropriate for the loser in the primaries to offer the VP to the winner

[NickMorgan]

41. Excellent post -- KICK

[Enrique]

42. I don't believe any of that

and I'm a Clinton supporter.

[Dinger]

43. I Am A Hillary Supporter, And You Are Wrong, Completely (nt)

[truebrit71]

45. Excellent post! I see that the usual Hilltards are squealing..that means you must have hit the mark!

:rofl:

Stupid Hilltards :rofl: