I stumped my toe last night and it's all Hillary's fault.

[Jamastiene]

Right?

[City Lights]

1. If you say so. eom

[Jamastiene]

12. I say so. eom

:P

[dionysus]

2. how does one stump a toe? were you asking it questions?

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

4. Well, it's a rather bloody stump now.

With Band-Aids all over it. They should never let me near a box of Band-Aids. I'm worse than a 4 year old. I start wanting one for every digit.

[dionysus]

16. lol

nice!

[Jamastiene]

37. ...

:D

Peace.

[theredpen]

3. S-T-U-B-B-E-D

It's Hillary's fault that you used the wrong verb.

You can only stump your toe if it's sentient and you ask it a question it can't answer. I've stumped my toe, but only after I stubbed it, and it was a little dazed.

[Jamastiene]

11. Well, my toes are constantly trying to figure out

why they stay so banged up simply because I walk across the floor. That's about as stumped as you can get. If it wasn't so dadblamed hot already (and not even O-fficially spring yet), I wouldn't have had to turn the fan on last night and would not have bloodied up my poor toe. Global warming is going to kill me this year. I dread summer. Damn, it's hot in here.

[theredpen]

21. Three words: Steel Toed Bunny Slippers

Oh. That's four words.

Damn it, Hillary!!!

[Jamastiene]

22. ...

:spray:

[spotbird]

5. She is the victim of your scurrilous accusation

vote for her, the Democrats aren't fair.

[Jamastiene]

19. That's ok.

My toes are stumping for her. :P

[spotbird]

6. delete

[Jamastiene]

18. dupe

[spotbird]

7. delete

a

[Jamastiene]

20. delete

b

[pocoloco]

8. No, yours for having all those erotic thoughts about her

and losing your concentration!!

just kidding

[Jamastiene]

13. Actually...

I do think she's a fine looking woman...come to think of it. :P

[QC]

9. She gave me sharp, stabbing gas pains! n/t

[Jamastiene]

15. I have those sometimes too,

because I'm so full of it. :P

[bowens43]

10. How we would we know? Were you trying to make some kind of point?

[Jamastiene]

17. Just trying to lighten the mood.

There's no reason we can't have one happy thread, right? Besides, my toes are stumping for Hillary now. :P

[better tomorrow]

14. but she will be the first to **MANDATE** (aka Force) healthcare for you

even if you cannot afford it.....

[Bluenorthwest]

23. Mel Brooks sez:

When I stub my toe on the coffee table, that's tragedy. When you slip on a bannana peel and fall down a manhole, that's comedy.

[Jamastiene]

38. It truly is too.

The hardest I ever laughed was at an episode of Three's Company where Jack Tripper was trying to iron and cook at the same time.

[rodeodance]

24. I am laughing so hard it is hard to type. good one.

[Jamastiene]

32. I felt like I had to do something.

The tension was so thick in here, you could cut it with a knife.

[rodeodance]

35. you did GREAT----it was a belly laugh

[rodeodance]

25. and a big REC

[Jamastiene]

33. Thank you.

:hug: :pals: :hi:

[LSK]

26. GROW UP

[theredpen]

27. LIGHTEN UP

Can't we have a little levity here? We're all going to friend again some day (right?).

[LSK]

28. they why isnt this in the lounge???

[theredpen]

30. You have a point.

But some fun in GD:P seems like a good thing to me.

You can alert the mods to move it to the lounge if you feel strongly. You wouldn't be out of line doing that.

[rodeodance]

36. yes, some fun is needed in gd-p. even is irony

[Jamastiene]

31. HAVE FUN

[Beacool]

29. Hmmmm, sounds to me that you were dreaming about her

and when you woke up, in your rush to got to the bathroom to cool down, you stubbed your toe. Yep, it's all Hillary's fault!!!

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

39. Knowing me.

That's probably true. :evilgrin: :P

[greguganus]

43. The rush to the bathroom would of been to puke. n/t

[Exilednight]

34. Now that you've stumped your toe, will it now vote for you? n/t

[boppers]

40. UNFAIR. HOW DARE YOU!

Hillary only suggested that we should investigate the path to stubbing your toe, she didn't really mean to actually authorize stubbing your toe!

[Jamastiene]

46. Well, I done done it now.

We are SCREWN!!11! I tell ya. :P

[better tomorrow]

41. here's your bandage.....

now, get on with the movement....

[hfojvt]

42. Probably

the thought of her possibly winning the nomination made you kick something. Happens to me a lot these days. This would not happen if she had the courtesy to drop out. Think of the toes, Hillary, the poor innocent toes.

[Milo_Bloom]

44. Did you stub your toe fighting in Iraq... if so, you are correct.

[Jamastiene]

47. No, I have no beef with anyone in Iraq...

that I know of, honestly. I still have a swollen throbbing toe now. Kiss it and make it better for me? :P

[myrna minx]

45. I have no idea if it's Hillary's fault, but quit making your toes do sudoku.

Perhaps start them out with Monday's NYT's crossword, but steer clear of Sunday's. (Personal experience.):hi:

[Jamastiene]

48. Hmm...

I love Sudoku AND Crossword Puzzles too. :pals:

[myrna minx]

50. Just don't tell your toes that!

Ruh roh. A Hillary supporter and a Obama supporter getting along!? We may be ripping a hole in the space/time continuum! :pals:

[Jamastiene]

51. The Earth may tilt on its axis.

:wow: :pals:

[better tomorrow]

49. you didn't stub it answering your phone at 3 am, did you?