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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 05:08 PM
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Hey Republicans... Keep voting for Clinton 'till your nightmares come true.
Let's say you're a rabid Clinton-hating, Rush Limbaugh-listening, Bush-loving, self-proclaimed 'conservative' who's terrified of an Obama campaign against McCain. Let's just say that you've decided that beating Hillary Clinton in this year's General Election would be 'easier' if the Democratic candidate is Hillary Clinton.

Let me tell you how right you are;

I have a Specialized triathalon street-racing 12-speed carbon fibre racing bike. It's great for excercise and it gives me an edge in any race.

Now, if I had a choice between what bikes I would get to race against, naturally I would pick the one I had a better chance of beating.

Obviously, I'm not going to choose to race against the Yamaha YZF-R1 998cc liquid cooled in-line 4 cylinder 16 valve DOHC.

Instead, I'll choose to race against the Suzuki GSX-R750 749cc engine with DOHC and liquid-cooled four cylinder engine.


Obviously I have a 'better chance' of beating the Suzuki on my 12-speed.


Now think about it... suppose Hillary wins the nomination becuase Rush Limbaugh, who obviously has never been wrong, has you convinced that Clinton would be 'easier to beat' in the General Election. What happens when the old Schwinn with the mudguards, reflectors, rear-basket, and bell doesn't beat the Suzuki?

You get President Hillary Clinton. And ultimately, that will be OK with the Democrats.

Oh, don't let all the flying vitriol fool you. Democrats have never been in lock-step and they never will be, but come Election day, despite what you've seen here, they'll get full behind their candidate long enough to bury the old man under the heaps of failure your administration has visited upon this nation.

So before you go out there thinking Rush Limbaugh is such a genius, think carefully about who you'd rather have in the White house... because you really could wind up with everything you ask for. And either way, the Democrats win.

Cheers.
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 05:17 PM
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1. LOL... it's amazing how only divisive messages get noticed here lately.
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ima_sinnic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 05:21 PM
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2. it's something I pointed out earlier--the poor widdle fweepies are not going
Edited on Tue Mar-18-08 05:22 PM by ima_sinnic
to like it when Hillary starts using the FISA (non-FISA??) eavesdropping "executive privilege" that their buddy Bush set up to listen in on them!

:rofl:

as much as I don't like Hillary, I will easily vote for her because I sooo want to see the idiot fweeper's heads explode. I can at least get the benefits of a little social progress, if not an end to war and mayhem and corporate looting--not to mention better Supreme Court picks.
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The Doctor. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 05:36 PM
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3. That's one of my favorite ways to ice a Bush-bot too!
I explained the warrantless wiretapping to an otherwise bright neo-con, he said, "Good, I would hope the executive has that power."

I said; "Yeah, and obviously you're OK with Hillary having that power when she becomes president."

He froze for several seconds and the look on his face was priceless.
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