Get your very own HRC supporter Crystal Ball!

[walldude]

You too can own this fabulous, flawless, future, political predictor. There's no need for facts or even for truth! With the HRC supporter Crystal Ball you can peek into the political future, you can actually see the downfall of Barak Obama and report on it on your favorite political website! You can get those crazy Obamatons in line with your dire predictions of a GOP victory. You can report on speeches, commercials, and political events that haven't even happened yet! You can rescue America from the racist Obama campaign just by posting your predictions of the future.

Quantities are limited so act now just send $699.99 to:
P.O. Box 802798
Chicago, IL 60680

If you order within the next 10 days we'll include a John McCain "experience" bobblehead, just in case that sneaky Obama actually gets the nomination, you'll have your experienced bobblehead to help fight off change and hope!

[NightWatcher]

1. excellent

I couldnt help notice the Chicago address.....


:rofl:

[New Earth]

2. lol

:hide:

[LaurenG]

3. Ok this is funny, a little pricey for a crystal ball though.

:rofl:

[walldude]

5. Yeah but if you check out the address to send the money to

I think you'll find it's worth it...

[LaurenG]

7. Oh of course I meant to say that everyone needs a crystal ball. Hurry, while supplies last!

;) Even better!

[theredpen]

10. Well, HRC supporters aren't that good with math

[nxylas]

4. DUZY award material

K&R

[helderheid]

6. Indeedy!!

:rofl:

[tridim]

8. You'll probably get lots of orders from the amateurs

but the pros will just continue to make up stuff. They don't need no stinkin' balls.

[Cali_Democrat]

9. BRILLIANT!!!! n/t

[toys4kitty]

11. Thanks for the chuckles!

:spray:

[bvar22]

12. Hey, isn't that the same crystal ball....

...that predicted that Hillary would win in Mississippi?
If so, there is a BIG market for them on DU.

I could sell Edsels here....just change the name.








K&R

[walldude]

13. ...

:kick:

[walldude]

14. kick

[helderheid]

15. KICK !!!

[walldude]

16. ...

:kick:

[locker13]

17. lol

[XOKCowboy]

18. That's great!

Here's a kick for ya brother. I guess we're on the same wavelength on this subject.

[krawhitham]

19. $700, that is a little steep, just pick up a magic 8 ball

[walldude]

20. Google the address to send the money to...

[ClassWarrior]

21. Nice touch.

NGU.