Lewinsky Releases White House Schedule

[proud2BlibKansan]

Lewinsky Releases White House Schedule
Heavily Redacted Document Raises Questions

Under pressure to reveal her precise contributions to the Clinton presidency, former White House intern Monica Lewinsky released her official White House schedule today.

Ms. Lewinsky hoped that in releasing the schedule she would put to rest nagging questions about her role in the Northern Ireland peace talks and the controversial NAFTA trade agreement.

But shortly after the heavily redacted schedule was released to the press, it became clear that the document was raising more questions than it answered.

“There’s no question that Ms. Lewinsky spent hours in the Oval Office, but it’s unclear what she was working on,” said Democratic operative Carol Foyler. “If she was in there supporting NAFTA, that could be very damaging to her politically.”

On the campaign trail, Sen. Hillary Clinton defended the many redactions in her own White House schedule, calling the alterations “changes you can believe in.”

Ms. Clinton said that if elected, “I will start redacting my new White House schedule on Day One.”

Elsewhere, CIA analysts said they doubted the authenticity of a new instant message from Osama bin Laden, noting that the al-Qaeda leader has never before signed off with “LOL.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp

[YDogg]

1. heh

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. This has become my favorite regular email

Andy is hilarious.

[jconner27]

3. Obama supporters=GOP

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Thanks for kicking my thread

with a completely meaningless response :hi:

[ernestv]

6. For a completely meaningless thread...

...

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. Another kick!

Thank you muchly.

[jconner27]

12. What's next Vince Foster stories??

You Obama folks can't tell why your guy should get the nod so what not use GOP talking points to trash the other side.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Bullshit

When we post facts about his platform, the Hillary fans attack him. So what's the point anymore? Might as well post humorous stuff.

[ORDem]

5. Ooohhh, ouchie, ouchie. Welcome to DU.

:eyes:

[EFerrari]

9. Clinton is the one smoozing with wingnuts and coordinating her attacks with McCain.

And her people have it backwards as usual.

[meow mix]

8. K&R

[EFerrari]

10. LOL!

(Now you know I'm not al Qaida!)

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Well if you say so . . .

LOL

[dailykoff]

11. Well at least she was getting some "experience"

if you know what I mean.