Ok, let's have a Michigan and Florida Re-vote! :) But only if you are a DU'er from MI or FLA!

[Bread and Circus]

Poll question: Ok, let's have a Michigan and Florida Re-vote! :) But only if you are a DU'er from MI or FLA!

Yep. This is the end-all, be-all solution to Hillary's problem. The one and only "Special Michigan and Florida Combined DU Primary". I care so much I am willing to sacrifice one of my three daily GDP posts in order to settle this matter and have the Michigan and Florida Delegates seated.

Rules:

1.) You may only vote once. I've got special election monitors to prevent cheating.
2.) You may only vote if you live in Michigan or Florida, because they are the only two states that matter (please refer to the "States that Matter" section of the Mark Penn "Free and Fair Elections Field Manual" published by Potemkin Press, for details)
3.) In order to prove your residency in Michigan or Florida, please post a reply stating "I live in Michigan or Florida as far as I know" or something to that effect. We will take your word for it because you are likeable enough.
4.) If you have recently moved to Michigan or Florida from another big state that matters, like New York or California, you may not vote twice but please mention where you come from so we can assign an extra super-delegate in your honor.
5.) If you have just moved to Michigan or Florida from a rinky-dink caucus state, you may still vote in our special primary but I have to ask "why do you hate America?"
6.) If you are wearing a flag pin on your lapel while you vote, you will get special access to gonvernment keycodes that will allow you to spy on all of your fellow DU'ers to see if they "really are Freepers."
7.) If you hold your hand over your heart while voting, angels will come down and clear off all the US government installed TIA spyware of your computer.
8.) You may not vote for John Edwards or Dennis Kucinich even though we know you want to. We get it. Really.
9.) Al Gore is NOT running, so get over it.
10.) universal health insurance, mandated or not, is NOT Single Payer Universal Health Care, so don't even think it. :)

And now please cast your votes!

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I live in Michigan and I am not a Freeper, and if I could have I would

have voted for Edwards... So instead I'm at home (like the first time) where it's warm and worthwhile.

[vanboggie]

3. I agree

I stayed home the first time because Edwards wasn't on the ballot, and I would stay home again. Wake me up for the GE and I'll do my duty and vote - not *for* anybody, but against the Rethugs,

[phrigndumass]

2. big state that matters ... extra-super-delegate in your honor"

:rofl:

rec'd

[TahitiNut]

4. I live in Michigan or Florida as far as you know.

:shrug:

[Bread and Circus]

6. I changed the OP to clarify the little part about "as far as (I) know"...

I hope it makes more sense.

I'm just having a little fun here, it's late, I'm tired. :)

[better tomorrow]

5. I am a proud Pennsylvanian who now lives in Florida for the past

16 years and can't wait to retire to Tennessee....but, I proudly cast my vote for Barry....

[Bread and Circus]

7. If you are from Pennsylvania you get the "Blue Collar" special bonus...

2 extra super-delegates and a ride on the Hillycopter

[FlyingSquirrel]

8. I believe you've made it in time for this week's DUzy's

:thumbsup:

[FlyingSquirrel]

9. k

[Bread and Circus]

10. kick for the morning crew, I hope this will get a laugh or two even though I'm a bad comedic writer

:)

[monmouth]

11. I like your comedic writing, you'd do well here in Florida..lol...n/t

[Johnny__Motown]

12. I Didn't Get My Key Codes... WTF.... this is total bull shit

Ummmm..... you never specified what flag......