The Aztecs had it all wrong. Here's how to prevent the end of the world...

[Boojatta]

Is there any proof that a hidden imam is not thinking of political policies for America and then posting them anonymously on message boards? Is there any guarantee a proposed political policy for America posted on a message board -- or an idea inspired by such a posted message -- will not come to Obama's attention and influence Obama?

I dare say that Senator H. Clinton needs to expand her body of knowledge. As far as she knows, Obama is not Islamic, but where is our watertight guarantee that no Islamic mind will ever influence him?

Furthermore, what guarantees that Salman Rushdie is not posting policy ideas anonymously on message boards and influencing the policies of the Al Qaeda, the Taliban, etc?

If we are destined to have Obama as a President of the United States influenced by some shadowy Islamic mind and we are destined to have Al Qaeda and the Taliban influenced by the mind of Salman Rushdie, then the result could be an epic but catastrophic confrontation that would likely make WWII look like a mere riot in Paris.

We must defend against this hazard at all costs. There are three choices: we can immediately end internet anonymity by means of a revision to international law, we can support Senator H. Clinton or we can support Senator John McCain. It's difficult to see any fourth option.

[atreides1]

1. Here's a Fourth Option For You

Get some professional help, living with paranoia isn't healthy for you or your family!

[MrModerate]

2. As one option, we can scratch our collective heads and ask . . .

WTF was the OP thinking?

Too long a windup to a fairly minor joke. Just sayin'.

(And didn't the Aztecs think that holding Quetzlcoatal and his brothers on their shoulders and feeding them the blood of POWs was the only way to prevent the end of the universe as they knew it? How did that turn out for them, anyway?)

[Boojatta]

4. Pastor Wright may appreciate your rhetoric, but I don't!

:D

[islandmkl]

3. It is the reptilians, I tell you....

they have taken control...

we are mere pawns in their galactic chess game...

it is 'Fifth Element' time...THAT is the fourth option....

[Johnny__Motown]

5. Is there any proof that Sen Clinton isn't evil and out to destroy America? Nope, can't prove a

negative



4th option.... deal with Reality, you are sick

[Boojatta]

6. You also need to deal with reality: you are a diagnostician!

As Jesus said, it is not the people who are confident that they are healthy who need a diagnostician. No, it's the people who are not confident that they are healthy who need a diagnostician.

[lumberjack_jeff]

8. What's the hebrew word for "diagnostician"? n/t

[Boojatta]

10. Who knows. Perhaps it's similar to the Aramaic word for diagnostician?

[SoCalDem]

7. m..kay...

Mom's probably got lunch ready for ya :)

[lumberjack_jeff]

9. lol, in spite of myself. n/t

[Boojatta]

12. Laughing is good exercise. You should consult some of the

diagnosticians in this thread for advice on how to overcome your disposition to repress your laughter.

[crispini]

11. Got a candidate for YOU!

http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html

You'll dig it. :D

[Boojatta]

13. Kick

[WinkyDink]

14. Mayans.

[Boojatta]

15. What about them?

[JeffR]

16. LOL. It seems a lot of people don't quite grok you.

Sometimes I'm not sure if I do either, but I thought this was funny.

[Boojatta]

17. I am forced to acknowledge that you have an excellent sense of humor.

Now, you just need to teach others the fine art of wine appreciation. No, I mean visual art appreciation. Wait, we were talking about comedy, right? Okay, comedy appreciation is what you shall teach. Let comedy and comedic discernment ooze from your pores and eventually others will absorb it.

[Boojatta]

18. Kick

[Boojatta]

19. Kick