So Wendy was like, "Nuh uh!" and I was like "Oh yeah!" and then

[QC]

she like said my mother was a drunk, which is true but I told her and told her not to talk about that, so I like told her she was fat and that made her cry cause she really is.

I put her name on the list I am sending to all my friends to tell them not to talk to her.

Then I went to her Myspace profile and put up a message telling everybody that she's so fat that she has to get her clothes at a special store and that her boyfriend says one of her boobies is higher than the other. And I put mean comments on *all* her pictures.

That'll show her!

[XemaSab]

1. And her sister went out with, like, 5 guys

and got to third base with ALL of them. :eyes:

[QC]

2. And that was, like, all in one date.

They had to rent a special car to hold all of them, plus with her being so big and all.

And every one of them got to see her boobies. That's how I know they're not normal.

[XemaSab]

3. That was like, last year

then she got really fat and she went away for a few months and when she came back she was a lot thinner. I think she went to a special school for fat people 'cause regular school doesn't have chairs that are big enough. :crazy:

[Seabiscuit]

5. She ..uh .. said boobies ..heh heh heh

[QC]

17. One of Wendy's is higher than the other! Tell EVERYBODY!!! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. She borrows her slutty sister's clothes and looks like

a TOTAL hoor all the time.

[QC]

6. Sister? Like no way! Those are her MOTHER's clothes!

I know its true because like she says her mother is always bringing men home and they give her money. I think that's why she's so fat!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Nu-UH! I heard her sister really IS her mother!

[XemaSab]

13. Her butt... it's just so ROUND... it's like, OUT THERE...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V7DjWIQRxQ

[QC]

16. No, Wendy's like huge all over.

Her mother had to get a special house for her!

[Lochloosa]

18. Baby got Back!

:rofl:

[walldude]

8. I can't believe you missed this thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5239875

Just doing my part to keep the dialog going :rofl:

[QC]

9. I know you are but what am I?

So nyaaaaah!

[rug]

10. Oh that Wendy's just a slut anyway. Ignore her.

[walldude]

11. Sexism! Sexism!!

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

12. and then what?

that's the end of the story? That can't be the end....come on. What happened?

[QC]

14. And then nobody would talk to her because of that list I made.

I hope she's crying right now!!!

[JoFerret]

15. Vicky Pollard does DU

yeah, but no but yeah!

[rateyes]

19. Wow. You've got like a really big head,

a huge mouth, and like itty bitty feet. BTW, pigtails aren't a good look for you, you know what I mean? :crazy:

[QC]

20. Yeah, but at least I look better than you, Fatty Fat Fat Fat Fat!!!

So nyah!

[rateyes]

21. Hey, like, when did we ever meet?

[QC]

22. OMG!! You're, like, Wendy! n/t

[rateyes]

23. What can I say?

I love Wendy's Baconator Burger.