I misspoke about skydiving into shark infested waters

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

Turns out, i flew in business class 30,000 feet over shark infested waters. Sorry about "misspeaking"!!!

[C_U_L8R]

1. Indubitably

quite.

[DearAbby]

2. Well, since tonight is the night for confessions

::deep breath:::

One day at band camp.........

[rug]

4. I believe every story I ever heard about band camp.

[crankychatter]

3. jeezus pleezus she deserves this

I'm so tired of the scum rising to the top
it's the cream we need

[jefferson_dem]

5. Hillary's favorite munchie - -

[mythyc]

6. .

[roguevalley]

8. Lord, that samich looks good. And its lifesize. Now, if I can just cut

it out of my screen ...

[Bigleaf]

7. lol, I misspoke about climbing Mount Everest last week.

In fact, I climbed the small hill in my backyard to clean up numerous piles of dog shit.

:rofl:

[mythyc]

9. n/t

[KansasVoter]

10. I misspoke about fighting in Vietnam

I was just in the Texas national Guard

[Stephanie]

14. I misspoke about serving in the Texas National Guard

I was just getting drunk and doing blow and pretending to work on a campaign. Except when I had a dentist appointment.

[IDemo]

11. You skydived into GD-P? How did that work?

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

12. ROTFLMAO!

it hurt!

[IDemo]

13. I have this one on Ignore, but I think he's stalking me ->

[quantass]

15. LOL! Well said

[dailykoff]

16. Oh, that's perfectly understandable..

NOW GIVE ME THOSE SHOES BEFORE I TEAR YOUR THROAT OUT