The real reason why an entire country has fallen in love with Hillary & why she'll be President

[mtnsnake]

I have researched this very thoroughly and have come to the conclusion that Hillary Rodham Clinton is a rare combination of the following great ladies:

Elizabeth Blackwell

Marie Curie

Rosa Parks

Annie Oakley

Clara Barton

Harriet Tubman

Susan B Anthony

Amelia Earhart

Sally Ride

Louisa May Alcott

Mother Theresa

Sacajawea

Eleanor Roosevelt


Let's face it, folks, when you are all of those great ladies all wrapped up into one fine woman, you just can't lose. :smoke:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Yikes.

Just.... yikes.

[ThatBozGuy]

21. That does go along way to explain the differing faces of her Campaign.

[papau]

47. He is a little over the top - but she is the Best of the best we have -male or female

[Starbucks Anarchist]

78. No, she is not.

[chemenger]

89. Surely ... You jest, mtnsnake!!!

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[babylonsister]

2. Gawd, you make me laugh.

[roguevalley]

50. Eleanor Roosevelt? Ha!`

Enjoy your little attempts to stir things up. It will end soon enough.

[juajen]

84. Aw, sweetie, you know her crushed head on a pike would make you laugh.

Honestly, we have your number. You don't have to type anything, just post. With your name on it, we know exactly what it will say.

[yourout]

3. Your missing your sarcasm thingy.

[zulchzulu]

4. You forgot GI Jane

:rofl:

[Jed Dilligan]

49. .

:rofl:

[Double T]

5. Yep. Fighting for AMERICA's IMPORTANT causes.

[BeyondGeography]

6. You left out Ma Barker

[cliffordu]

11. Ya, and you left out Tanya Harding....

:rofl:

[Bigleaf]

17. and Amy Fisher

[cliffordu]

23. LOL!!! And, just like Cheney, she likes to shoot people in the face...

:headbang:

:rofl:

[Yes We Did]

25. That was just wrong.

[cliffordu]

26. QUE? Amy Fisher didn't do that?

[TwilightGardener]

Those men in the little white coats with the net are here to HELP you--don't be scared.

[scheming daemons]

7. An entire country.... minus the >50% of the populace that has voted against her...

...and the 55% that give her negative ratings.


Yep... they've all fallen in love with her.... except for the MAJORITY that has the exact opposite emotion for her.

[OnionPatch]

75. And let's not forget all the ones who will hold their noses.

Even out of the percentage of people who will vote for her, a whole big chunk of them will be holding their noses. Not exactly "love".

[SeattleGirl]

8. LOL. You might try not smoking so much before you post.

You seem to be implying that because of the fact she is a female, that's why "everyone" wants to vote for her.

Sorry, but not this woman.

I vote based on ideas, not gender, or race for that matter.

[goclark]

55. Ditto

I see some names on that list that would roll over in their graves to learn that the Original Poster listed them without permission.

Did she channel them before posting their names?

As a point of clarification ~ why would Rosa Parks wish to be on that list?

The poster doesn't have to reply,I'm off to donate $5 to Sen. Obama for everyone of the ladies that should not be listed.

Thanks for inspiring me ~ so far, in the last week I've donated $110

:bounce:

[kid a]

9. 9 of those would be Obama endorsers - I guarantee!! =)

[JI7]

10. sometimes i wonder whether you really support Hillary

[Alexander]

57. I don't think mtnsnake really does. The OP's arguments are too ridiculous...

to seriously believe.

[Madam Mossfern]

12. I hate to burst your bubble but

the entire country is not in love with Hillary.

But you knew that, didn't you?

[JohnnyLib2]

13. Of course you will be slammed for this, mtnsnake, but----

at least a few thoughtful souls will stop and ponder. If one has a sense of history, the comparisons are obvious. Each woman listed stepped outside her "place" at some point and basically broke new ground in her own way.
Each came to be honored for her contribution, though not necessarily immediately. And, each faced opposition to a degree.

Very nicely done! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Recommended

[eridani]

37. They cheered an aggressive military assault on a country that was no threat to America?

Do tell.

[roguevalley]

51. none of them voted for a war but few of them would look

as good in kevlar as our gal. lord. he does this to make people fume. its laughable.

[sniffa]

74. Have you thought about rallying the troops down in the Hillgeon to come to his aid?

[thevoiceofreason]

14. And Molly Hatchet!

[robbedvoter]

15. Nice! Glad I ggot to read this one before turning off the lights!

[ORDagnabbit]

16. ROTFLMAO!!!! thanks for that one..I'm sending it on as my joke of the day.

[rodeodance]

28. too bad BO folks have to mock the OP.

[babylonsister]

33. MOCK MOCK MOCK. Bwhahaha! nt

[rodeodance]

44. and immaturity.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. The OP mocks itself just fine.

[babylonsister]

45. Yup. That's why I posted that. And the OP knows it. He's

laughing his heiny off.

[roguevalley]

52. rodeodance, it is to laugh

[goclark]

56. rodeodance I have tried to not respond

because I have the highest respect for you.
However ~ I could not read the Poster and just "forget about it.'

I would not consider my remarks a smear,in fact, to be perfectly honest, I was amazed that one would presume that those ladies would be supporters of the HC of NOW.

They probably would be supportive of the HC that we all once knew and loved.

Peace :patriot:

[skater314159]

106. Mocking!

[lumberjack_jeff]

98. If it's a joke, it's a parody of the kind of fawning we've seen from BO folks.

"The bestest speech in history!!!1!11"

[ORDagnabbit]

100. maybe if hillary werent too busy doding sniper fire she could write a good speech herself.

[SKKY]

18. Bloody fucking hell....

:wow:

[JVS]

19. So she's some kind of strange laboratory creation like Serpentor?

This is going to sink her in the GE!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

77. No, she's Voltron.

[JVS]

103. No dude, you need to understand the origin of Serpentor.

Here is an instructional video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSoNKWpQNrM&feature=related
After Dr. Mindbender's dream vision, skip to his presentation at 3:52

[Johnny__Motown]

20. You Forgot Joan Of Arc

[skater314159]

111. Hey! Don't bring my patron saint into this!!!

St. Joan is the patron of gender offenders, cross-dressers, witches, and women in the military.

I'm three of those four, and I would like to say on her behalf, leave her outta this one!!!

[rodeodance]

22. yes,---I could never pick one over the other

[rodeodance]

24. and off to the Greatest!!---for the Ladies. ~YES SHE WILL~~ YES WE WILL~~

[rodeodance]

27. Susan B Anthony would love her for caring about voters in FL and MI

[metalluk]

29. What about my personal favorite . . .

Jane Austen.

And here's the perfect Austen quote for the current campaign moment:

"This will not do," said Elizabeth; "you never will be able to make both of them good for anything. Take your choice, but you must be satisfied with only one. There is but such a quantity of merit between them; just enough to make one good sort of (candidate) and of late it has been shifting about plenty much. For my part, I am inclined to believe it all (Hillary); but you shall do as you choose."

[grantcart]

30. you just can't lose

you can't face reality

[UALRBSofL]

31. What a wonderful post mtnsnake

I can see Senator Clinton has traits from all of these ladies. She will make an honorable commander-in-chief.

[eridani]

39. "Commander in Chief" is a Rethug meme that will kill the candidacy of any Democrat

We need a president, first and foremost. Our most serious threats have no military solution. Any Democratic candidate talking about being the "commander in chief" is doing nothing but saying "The Rethugs are right about everything, and I expect to lose."

[Seabiscuit]

59. Joan of Arc wouldn't be elected president here. Mostly because she was French;

but also because she was a woman.

[roguevalley]

53. yeah, cic from the pug mold. send people to die for

politics and oil. Which of the women in the OP would do that? Marie Curie?

[desi]

32. Damn snake...

you've riled up all the ignoreds...:rofl:

K&R

[JohnnyLib2]

34. LOL!

Check out the midnight countdown in GD: P.
/www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5243745

[desi]

35. 3 minutes and counting...

lolol

[eridani]

36. Mother Teresa likes cluster bombs? You don't say. n/t

[nebula]

38. You forgot someone

[TwilightGardener]

40. That's WEIRD! Is that photoshopped? Looks like a foot with really long toes.

[nebula]

41. Not photoshopped

LMAO.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

48. Marfan's Syndrome, probably.

Look it up. Causes people to have quite elongated limbs.

Abraham Lincoln had it.

[SoCalDem]

90. Chimp hands

[Skip Intro]

42. I love your posts, dude. Fricking love 'em.

K&R!

And could you PM me some of that stuff? I'm all out.

[Seabiscuit]

46. Don't forget Abigal Adams ...

I see a lot of Hillary in her, a strong woman, intelligent, a feminist, a realist and a great council to her husband. Good post.

[TLM]

54. maybe one of them....

...was the one who ran from sniper fire?

[CreekDog]

58. Oh, that's a good one

[Guava Jelly]

60. because they all have vaginas?

:shrug:
I am glad Condoleeza Rice and Ann Coulter aren't running

[JTFrog]

64. Well I can tell you why in Ann's case, but the jury is still out on Condi.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

96. I don't care what she is sexually

If she is a he, that is happier as a she. Then who is me to disagree, because to me he is a she..( I go on rhyming sprees ..forgive me)
She is just a shitty human..
I sort of think that she doesn't believe half the shit that she says she does
She is just making cash off of the outrage..She knows how stupid the right wingers are.
But still..She is a shitty human

[Heathen57]

61. Wow! How does she keep up

with all those personalities wanting to come out.

Shades of Sybil!

:shrug:

[JoFerret]

62. Boadicea

You missed Boadicea, aka Boudica

[JTFrog]

63. You know I don't see those ladies, but I do buy the multiple personality thing.

I've always thought she was a lot like Sybil.

I wonder which personality actually attended the greeting ceremony in Bosnia.

[Drachasor]

65. You forgot Mary Todd Lincoln (nt)

[madrchsod]

66. that`s a good one

there are a few things that mary and hillary share.....

[bigtree]

67. what a nice post

and I agree. K&R

[Vinca]

68. You forgot Wonder Woman and G.I. Jane.

:rofl:

[Medusa]

69. I want some of whatever it is the OP is smoking.

:smoke:

[ileus]

70. Two of the ugliest one dollar coins ever made...

[slinkerwink]

71. lol, hillary doesn't deserve to be equated to these great feminists

[Orsino]

72. None of those great ladies voted for war...

...but most of them probably did oppose same-sex marriage.

[Raffi Ella]

73. *SMILE*

Hillary Clinton ROCKS and so do YOU mtsnake. :toast:

[snooper2]

76. So, which one of those fine ladies....

served on the Board of Wal-fucking-Mart again?

I'm glad I un-did my ignore list for a day, I forgot about the laughs from you



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[Georgie_92]

79. Give me a break, you forgot Mother Theresa.

[JAbuchan08]

80. what does she actually have in common with these women

are than being a woman. There's no there there.

Abraham Lincoln

John Adams

Harry Truman

Thomas Jefferson

William Jennings Bryant

Franklin Roosevelt

George W. Bush

see, you've got to come up with more than a list of names.

[JAbuchan08]

81. what does she actually have in common with these women

are than being a woman. There's no there there.

Abraham Lincoln

John Adams

Harry Truman

Thomas Jefferson

William Jennings Bryant

Franklin Roosevelt

George W. Bush

see, you've got to come up with more than a list of names.

[shadowknows69]

82. Which country? Saudi Arabia?

[juajen]

83. Oh my goodness, I love this post.

I agree. She is everything wonderful about this country wrapped into one tiny woman. If God blesses us, we will have her as our President for the next eight years. I am keeping everything crossed and praying every day. This is more powerful than any of you know, because my husband and children believe I have a direct pipeline to God, and, sometimes, I believe it, too. He is so good to me.

[bunnies]

85. Puff Puff Pass.

I see you get the good stuff. :smoke:

[skater314159]

115. Yeah! Don't bogart the doobie man!

:smoke:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

86. You know what? I agree.

Elizabeth Blackwell- she was the first female doctor in the United States. Clinton is the first female presidential candidate. Of course, Shirley Chisholm, like black people in South Carolina, doesn't count.

Marie Curie- Her husband was killed in a carriage accident. He wasn't thrown under the bus, as they didn't have busses yet.

Rosa Parks- Indeed. When busses refused to allow Hillary Clinton a seat at the front of the bus, she had to walk all the way to work at Walmart.

Annie Oakley- Annie Oakley's targets had to constantly dodge gunfire, while Hillary Clinton had to constantly dodge gunfire.

Clara Barton- Clara Barton created the American cross. And we all remember how quickly Hillary Clinton was on the scene after Katrina.

Harriet Tubman- Hmm. Let's see. OK. Harriet Tubman suffered from a massive head injury.

Susan B Anthony- Well, she also found herself opposed to famous black orators. Specifically Frederick Douglass.

Sally Ride- First woman in space. If you don't count Soviet women. But they don't count either.

Amelia Earhart- I guess you could say Clinton's campaign is spinning out of control.

Louisa May Alcott- Well, they're both known for their fiction.

Mother Theresa- We're all familiar with how Hillary heals the lepers.

Sacajawea- Much like Sacajawea, as a child Hillary Clinton was kidnapped by native americans, married a frenchman, and then led Lewis and Clark to the pacific ocean.

Eleanor Roosevelt- Well, Hillary did claim that she channeled the disembodied spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt.

[democrattotheend]

87. Maybe about 25% of the country, at most

Keep in mind that more than half of Democrats have voted for Obama, and not all of those who voted for Clinton have "fallen in love". For many she was merely the better of 2 choices. And I doubt a lot of Republicans have "fallen in love" with her. So to say the entire country has "fallen in love" with her is a bit of an exaggeration, don't ya think?

[SoCalDem]

88. What country would that be? Racistassistan??

:rofl:

[SOS]

91. The entire country....

except all Republicans and 51% of Democrats.

[sofa king]

92. You forgot J. Edgar Hoover.

((((runs away))))

[northernsoul]

93. You forgot Mary, Mother of God

:evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

94. That's the funniest fucking post EVER!

[sniffa]

99. Funnier than the Goddess Of War posts?

[skater314159]

116. Huh?

What are these posts you speak of?

Got links?

I could use a good laugh...

[trof]

95. Ok Mr. Smartpants. WHERE is Carrie nation? Hunh?

The fine lady who gave us PROHIBITION?
You left one out.
;-)

[chknltl]

97. Mother Theresa???!?

Ok I'll bite, what are the empty promisses Senator Clinton wishes to trade for that unquestioned devotion she and Mother Theresa shares?

[AX10]

101. Hillary!

[smoochy]

102. Great women all!

[polichick]

104. Except there's a rather large portion of Americans who haven't fallen in love...

...or even like, in many cases.

[skater314159]

105. Uh............... oooooo kay.

:yoiks:

[Hawkeye-X]

107. You're still wearing one of these...

[NDambi]

108. Oh Lord...the party just stopped...lmao..

[mmonk]

109. Can I have what you're smoking?

[Butch350]

110. Hey...

What ever gets you thru the day. ;))

[Butch350]

112. Oh...

You forgot

* Xena
* Wonder Woman
* Hellen Keller
* ...

[GOPBasher]

113. Hillary's negatives are over 50%. Thus, the country hates her. Where

do you get that the country loves her? What's the evidence for that?

[whatchamacallit]

114. I think mtnsnake bit a moose who just ate a batch of fermented berries

you're hallu-ing snake!

[greguganus]

117. You know this is flamebait. I'm adding you to "The List". Let it sink! n/t

[HooptieWagon]

118. Yeah, they're all dead to me....

[AZBlue]

119. It's highly offensive to these women to compare them to Hillary Clinton.

This is your rudest post yet.

[ProSense]

120. Um...

Obama Weathers the Wright Storm, Clinton Faces Credibility Problem



Hard to like 43%