DON'T IGNORE ME, BRO!

[JeffR]

:hide:

[K Gardner]

1. You don't have a poem to post?? Aw, c'mon !

:hi:

[JeffR]

6. I'll put this in illustrated free verse:

Three days since
I've spent any time underground

and I find myself
wishing

I'd just gone to bed
early
instead of looking in here

:wtf:

[K Gardner]

10. ROFL !! I can relate to that poemmee !! Good job, Bro !

[JeffR]

22. Thanks! Now who's that in the big O?

[K Gardner]

30. Some crazy Kool-Aid drinkin cultist from the South, looks like :-)

[JeffR]

36. I'll come back and look at this in the morning.

Hope this isn't one of those weird cult-y things where when I can focus on the image, I'll already be beyond saving!

[CreekDog]

2. too late

:rofl: just kidding. :pals:

there is not 1 name on my ignore list. :grouphug:

[JeffR]

9. Your forbearance is admirable

I just don't have much patience left.

[SunsetDreams]

3. Keep it up and I just might Bro!

From a Sis:silly:

[JeffR]

12. I'll be good!

Actually, I'll be too busy to be around much. That should keep me out of trouble for a while.

[SunsetDreams]

34. Where ya going? nt

[JeffR]

37. Busy work schedule this week

Until Thursday, anyway. Then it's bookmarks, copying and pasting DUzy Awards, posting them Friday and immediately setting about getting smashed.

[SunsetDreams]

48. well don't work too hard Bro!

What are DUzy awards?

[JeffR]

56. Start here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3043850

And check GD on Friday evening for the next installment. More in my DU journal.

[bridgit]

4. Oooooh, you're just ask'n for it!!

[babylonsister]

5. Not ignoring, and this one's for you?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5244053&mesg_id=5244485

[Kurovski]

11. Snitch! You snitch! snitch! snitch!!!

Finally, we can have some educated, adult intercourse around here.

[babylonsister]

14. Did you say intercourse?

:spank: :spank: How is that possible? And adult, educated?? It's been years, if ever!

[JeffR]

15. Only Maya Angelou could express my feelings of happiness

But she didn't know me in 1978. Or now, come to think of it.

[Kurovski]

25. Oh...she knows people like you...

and your sexiness does not upset her in the least.

[JeffR]

26. Thank God!

I wouldn't want a fine poet like Maya to come all unglued just because I'm hawt or anything.

[babylonsister]

54. I missed this whole Angelou thing...something about poems

and Clinton supporters leaving. So long, farewell....

[Kurovski]

7. You Obamatronatrixes have some nerve calling folks Hillaroidarians!

I could ignore you no more than I could ignore an anal cyst! Now please vote for my candidate. Rightfuckingnow.

What are you doing up so late?

[K Gardner]

13. Remember that movie, The Ring? Jeff looked in here... :-)

[Kurovski]

18. I never saw it. Was it like the Ark of the Covenant or some-such?

[K Gardner]

28. No.. it was a horror movie about a VHS tape that killed you if you watched it..

People put the tape in, then they found em dead with looks of horror on their faces. Like you feel when looking at GD:P, kinda :-)

http://www.thering-themovie.com/main.html

[Kurovski]

31. And now you're RECOMMENDING this to me??!

Oh, real nice. :rofl:

EDIT for a second there I really believed that watching a movie could kill you. :silly: I'm very tired.

[K Gardner]

32. Hey.. what are friends for?!

[ekwhite]

57. I've seen a few movies that kill brain cells, at least

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

58. True!

I think Larry The Cable Guy movies are specifically designed for that. I know it hurts real, real bad, at any rate.

[JeffR]

20. My bifocals are smudgy

Is that Walter Brennan in there?

[Swamp Rat]

16. OW!

Those words hurt my eyes!

[Kurovski]

24. Now you know how I felt reading a little friend of ours the other night.

It does hurt. And my brain is very soft and tender, given easily to nerve malfunction.

[Swamp Rat]

44. Just imaging staring at this for a couple of hours:

:crazy:

[JeffR]

17. Just finished working and I can get a late start in the morning

It was a choice between DU and the crackpipe. As always, I chose wrong.

[Kurovski]

19. Oh, hon! I don't like to hear you talk like that.

There's plenty of time for both.

[JeffR]

21. I need a scheduler

and a crack connection might come in handy, too, I guess.

[Kurovski]

29. Isn't Nance handy in the kitchen?

I can teach her how to bake up a nice batch of holiday fruitcakes, and a vat of hillbilly heroin all at the same time. They're suprisingly similar recipes.

[JeffR]

33. That does sound tasty

but she's pasted to her computer. The rest of the household is subsisting on dog food. The dogs are pretty happy about that, at least.

[Kurovski]

40. Plop a fried egg on top...and viola...ya got a nice corned beef hash-like supper.

I'm telling you, you got it good, buddy.

[JeffR]

46. I should count my blessings

but again, thanks to bad time management, I just never get around to it.

[Kurovski]

50. I've always found that it's not in the counting of the blessings,

but rather in the pretending that we're blessed at all, that we find our important focus.

See, now delusions? Delusions, they just hang like a haze in the sinuses behind your eyes, and there's no counting involved. It just IS. They just ARE.

It's like that Zen thing-a-ma-bob.

[JeffR]

53. Goddamnit.

That's what I get for accidentally posting this thread in Religion/Theology.

Oh, wait. What?

[Swamp Rat]

8. LOL!

[JeffR]

23. That's one of your best recent works, Swampy

I'm gonna have to check that it got a DUzy. I think it did, but it's hard to keep up with you.

[bridgit]

27. "Swampy"!? You two need to get a room...

:spray:

[JeffR]

38. Gee, it really is Loungy in here. Is it always like this at this hour?

[bridgit]

42. It's just you & me...you don't really come here much now do you?

[JeffR]

45. LOL!

I'll be in the corner, drinking bourbon bourgon and water.

[Kurovski]

52. Lol!!

:rofl: :rofl:

Now I'll never get to sleep.

[Swamp Rat]

43. Thanks

:hi:

[davidpdx]

35. Cheers for the light hearted post

[JeffR]

39. Thanks & welcome to DU!

:toast:

[nolabels]

41. Quiet, we're ignoring the post

:spray:

[cherokeeprogressive]

47. BZZZZZZT. How about I TAZE you instead? LOLOLOL

[boppers]

49. 9/11! AIDS! Eugenics! Holocaust! Terminator Seeds! Florida! McClurkin!

Don't shut down my rabid single-issue activism, bro!

[Lilith Velkor]

51. Chewbacca was a Wookiee!

[boppers]

55. There are no Wookies on Endor!

You must acquit!